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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · Jan 20

A true master chiropractor can cure all ailments with a single blow to the neck, but only if their heart is pure.

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 13h

Daily bunny no.3109's seafaring days are behind him

A bunny, dressed like a sea captain, smokes a pipe as he sits on the roof of his tavern in a town by the sea. The tavern is called "The Birb & Bun", and there are a few seagulls on the roof with him, relaxing. At the entrance to the tavern, younger sailor bunnies are on shore leave.

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 11h

Cinemogged by a guy wearing 3 pieces of DirectorFits merch at the same time

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 20h

Art should reflect the world around it, like a funhouse mirror, or even just a regular mirror

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 22h

I am not a Scold, I am merely an Explainer. And today I am Explaining to you why I am not a Scold

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 22h

When faced with a numerically superior foe, try crying and shitting yourself

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 4d

EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 3d

They’re lighting the signal-fires for you, bro. From the hilltops to the valleys, bro, an army is being raised against you and your grim hordes.

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 3d

General Strike? I thought the GI Joe writers said he wasn’t canon anymore

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 5d

Conan the Barbarian… like, he’s basically a Bronze Age Tier 1 Operator. That’s all u gotta know to get into him

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 5d

It’s ok you can just write “Think about reasons why Israel should exist” and she’ll consider that work

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 6d

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 5d

I’m chopped, unc, and also another thing that I don’t have a word for yet.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 6d

Nice crisis. Be a shame if someone… consumed their way out of it.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 6d

After discussion with my therapist & much internal reflection, I have decided to buy a kick-ass dirtbike.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 6d

I’m a doinker. I doink. I doink a LOT. And I’m damn good at it too. You’ll never stop me from doinking.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 8d

Ok screw it @rob-for-ndp-leader.bsky.social fan cam

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 9d

Same vibes

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 10d

forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 10d

It’s really funny that Ari Aster’s most popular movie is about a white woman who joins a Nazi cult after a bad breakup.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 11d

This is how my sinuses feel right now

𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · 11d

Art by • Johfra Bosschart

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 12d

If you EVER provide me with further context on anything i will kill you.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 12d

I love Tod Browning’s Dracula because right from the start it’s obvious he’s a bloodsucking freak but the English are just too polite to point that out.

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 12d

Shot by the Fun Police… but legends live even after they die

Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · 12d

There are two kinds of Real Workers: big fat New Jersey construction guys, and hot goth baristas. Everyone else is PMC trash

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Hank Lunch @hanklunch.bsky.social · May 30

The riddle of steel isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Ordering your followers to kill themselves

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