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~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉

@haltmannsecretary.bsky.social

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“𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥.” ❮SHE/HER MUSE❯ 18+! [Violence/Serious/Mild Language/Fluff] NON LEWD! [Mun is 28| he/him] ⟨Semi literate > Literate⟩

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~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 1

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~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · 9h

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Thank you... Strange pink creature, thing

Ribbon, Goddess of Size & Friends @ribbonsylveon.bsky.social · 11h

No, you don't. :)

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · 13h

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What an INSULTING discovery! If I hear ANYONE making fun of my weight, they shall be dealt with accordingly.

I can't believe this! I don't even look that heavy!

.... Do I?

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · 13h

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What an INSULTING discovery! If I hear ANYONE making fun of my weight, they shall be dealt with accordingly.

I can't believe this! I don't even look that heavy!

.... Do I?

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · 6d

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The small pup makes a good point.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 6d

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That HARDLY counts as extra content Nintendo, and you know it! 💢

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 7d

Counterpoint: the added content for the Rosalina storybook.

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · 28d

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“Do tell! As much as I love rambling, I'd love to listen to others. Lay it on me!”

𝙃𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙀𝘿 𝙂𝙐𝙔'𝙎 𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙀 @kassiethekirby1.bsky.social · 28d

💖ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ⠀⠀⠀❝ you uh... um...

Its a long story... ❞

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · 28d

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“Who are those people?”

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · 28d

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“Who are those people?”

𝙃𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙀𝘿 𝙂𝙐𝙔'𝙎 𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙀 @kassiethekirby1.bsky.social · 28d

💖ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ⠀⠀⠀❝ oh... them... ❞

He shudders

“𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓!”⚙️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · 28d

“Ah great… they came to censor us.”

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 3

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〝Interesting!〞

Mimicking the same bow looked almost uncanny. She has no idea what to make of it.

〝Reminds me of another pink fella who has a similar copying ability, if you will... It's almost impossible to copy perfection.〞

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 3

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〝It's like looking into a mirror I don't even have. I have never seen such technology in this day and age.〞

𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐍𝐨𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 @courage-from-nowhere.isfluffy.fyi · Sep 3

"You know, now those burns have cleared up and I can see again..."

Shapeshifting into a perfect copy of [Reader]!

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 3

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“My my. Such explosive rage. No wonder Kirby gets the better of you.”

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

" It's Dedede. KING DEDEDE. 'Ya got that,'ya hunk of scrap heap—?!

And I don't need no model! "

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 2

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“If it makes you feel any better, I can call you "Royal" penguin. Or if ya want, I can always make a brand new model of you!” ~ 🎵

. . . .

“Just kidding!”

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▀▄▀ .𝙴𝚇𝙴 ▄▀▄ @digitalstrider.bsky.social · Oct 11

◇ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀʏ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ ◇

a drawing of a robot with the word pet on the top

ALT: a drawing of a robot with the word pet on the top

media.tenor.com

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~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 2

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“Ahh, so the natives in your world have managed to speak it as well. I'm glad. It draws us closer as... Friends.”

Now she's lost in thought, thinking about what could've been with President Haltmann.

“Ahh, how's Meta Knight?”

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 2

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“If it makes you feel any better, I can call you "Royal" penguin. Or if ya want, I can always make a brand new model of you!” ~ 🎵

. . . .

“Just kidding!”

Reposted by ~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Apr 15

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~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 2

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“My apologies, but your physique basically screams it! Can you blame me?”

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

" HEY. Who 'ya calling a big penguin? "

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 2

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“Hmm, he's followed me here... The little pink thing and his big penguin friend.”

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 2

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“Oh! So you can talk now! How, fascinating. It's a pleasure to meet you again! I hope you've been well.”

𝖠𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖡𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗁 ᯓ★ @ebullientvoid.bsky.social · Sep 2

⌞HAAAAAAI⌝

The puffball giggle softly and smiled at Susie.

⌞It good to see chu hereeeeee .ᐟ⌝

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 2

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“Hmm, he's followed me here... The little pink thing and his big penguin friend.”

Reposted by ~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · Mar 15

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~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 1

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“What an... interesting place. I've never seen anything like it! What's it called?”

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 1

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~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 1

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“𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙮... 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙛𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙙... 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙!”

#KirbyRP/ #NintendoRP / #MVRP

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Dec 4

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“. . . ?”

The confused Koopa stared at him in silence. She wasn't sure how he recognized her. But she may as well entertain it.

“Hmm? Have we met before?”

Reposted by ~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉

Reina Kingchester(Fallen Arc) @queenlytrainer.bsky.social · Oct 17

[𝕾𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖙𝖊]

~ Not New to Verse/Character
~ #PTRP|#MVRP| #PokemonRP
~ A #BernMun creation
~ The Snow White Trainer
~ Multi-ship
~ Trainer on the run from her dark family history.
~ N/SFW
~ Open to Battles.
~ {Serious/Crack RPs}~

~[✥Like/RT/Follow?]~

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~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · Oct 3

- ❝𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘬𝘦́𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘠 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵! 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘵!❞
A furry Trainer OC in Pokémon
[SELECTIVE MVRP]

#PokemonRP / #PKMNRP / #PTRP / #MVRP

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𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛 @kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · Oct 24

𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘴, 𝘐 𝘤𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴.

[ #SonicRP / #OCRP / #MVRP ]

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