Haemaker
@haemaker.hae.com
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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I would not have brought the Stanley Cup to the White House. The chances they can leave with it are very low.
Trump as the Florida Panthers stand behind him: "What's going on in Minnesota -- we're taking out some of the worst criminals in the world are being taken out of our country. Murderers, drug dealers. We have the best crime numbers we've ever had."
January 15, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I would not have brought the Stanley Cup to the White House. The chances they can leave with it are very low.
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Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger https://theonion.com/pundits-praise-strength-dexterity-required-for-trump-to-successfully-lift-middle-finger/
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger https://theonion.com/pundits-praise-strength-dexterity-required-for-trump-to-successfully-lift-middle-finger/
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Elon Musk Files For Custody Of All U.S. Children
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Elon Musk Files For Custody Of All U.S. Children
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January 14, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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When Billionaires divorce or die, the world becomes a much better place.
The Trevor Project, known for its hotline for LGBTQ+ youth, received $45 million from billionaire MacKenzie Scott at the end of 2025.
The gift is the largest in the organization’s history.
The gift is the largest in the organization’s history.
The Trevor Project receives $45M from MacKenzie Scott after difficult years and federal funding cuts
The nonprofit Trevor Project received a $45 million gift from billionaire MacKenzie Scott at the end of 2025
www.washingtonpost.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
When Billionaires divorce or die, the world becomes a much better place.
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January 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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I was expecting "Work makes you free" but this is bad too
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I was expecting "Work makes you free" but this is bad too
Yeah. ICE sucks.
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Yeah. ICE sucks.
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January 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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Is everyone watching the game on Amazon Prime getting subtitles they cannot turn off?
January 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Is everyone watching the game on Amazon Prime getting subtitles they cannot turn off?
Reposted by Haemaker
Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
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January 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Reposted by Haemaker
“We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs,” said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch
Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors
WASHINGTON—Saying the sumptuous gift should slake the administration’s thirst for the next few months, Fox News sent President Donald Trump its quarterly tithe of three blond anchors, White House sour...
theonion.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs,” said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch
The press in the state pocket or expelled + armed agents with full immunity = Tiananmen Square.
There are no state agencies to do an investigation in DC.
Ask your GenX friends.
There are no state agencies to do an investigation in DC.
Ask your GenX friends.
January 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The press in the state pocket or expelled + armed agents with full immunity = Tiananmen Square.
There are no state agencies to do an investigation in DC.
Ask your GenX friends.
There are no state agencies to do an investigation in DC.
Ask your GenX friends.
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January 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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LFG!
Nearly double the ridership after electrification.
Nearly double the ridership after electrification.
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
LFG!
Nearly double the ridership after electrification.
Nearly double the ridership after electrification.
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January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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I am going to leave this here...
"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people". -- U.S. Const. amend. X
"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people". -- U.S. Const. amend. X
January 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I am going to leave this here...
"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people". -- U.S. Const. amend. X
"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people". -- U.S. Const. amend. X