Vairos
@guycalledvairos.bsky.social
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18+ only. Thirsty on main. 29 years old. Master of procrastination. Writer of all things dumb. NSFW.
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thebunnoui.bsky.social
Zooble: "Caine, shortstack that twink!"
Kinger: "Wait, doesn't Jax hate pancakes?"

#art #nsfw #illustration #digitalart #tadc #jax #jaxtadc #shortstack #maidcostume #frenchmaid #fetishwear #transformation #humiliation #femboy #femboi
guycalledvairos.bsky.social
Someone somewhere is having a VERY good day right now.
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guycalledvairos.bsky.social
Sorcha can only handle being at eye level with Keira's gigantic, pachyderm belly for so long before instinct overwhelms her. Keira feels the tongue against her navel and knows she's going to be in for a GOOD night.
🎨: @totesfleisch8.bsky.social
guycalledvairos.bsky.social
Sorcha can only handle being at eye level with Keira's gigantic, pachyderm belly for so long before instinct overwhelms her. Keira feels the tongue against her navel and knows she's going to be in for a GOOD night.
🎨: @totesfleisch8.bsky.social
guycalledvairos.bsky.social
Keira the bellyphant will, for a price, prove to you that it does in fact take a little over ten seconds for her gut to stop wobbling after it's been slapped.
🎨: @therayoutofspace.bsky.social
guycalledvairos.bsky.social
Keira never had any issues with showing off a bit of skin with her outfits.
When you're eight foot tall and weigh over a thousand pounds you tend to have a lot of it to show off as it is.
🎨: @mainlinemojo.bsky.social
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haysey-draws.art
Welp Labour are well and truly cooked! There's no way they are getting a second term... which means we're likely to get some of the worst people getting elected (yes, worse then what we currently have!)

I'm putting genuine thought into leaving, i can't see how this doesn't just spiral from here
guycalledvairos.bsky.social
Wait when did I get so many followers
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nedroid.com
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have."
I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame?
I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. 
I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? 
I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti. “I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?”
Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!” “It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.”
I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…”
Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.”
His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying.
“No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. 
“It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”
guycalledvairos.bsky.social
Maybe not a popular opinion, but I kinda think Crash 4 is not a good game at all.
Technically yeah it's excellent but playing it is really, really unpleasant.
guycalledvairos.bsky.social
Ahhhh noooooooo I missed it
Hopefully next time then
guycalledvairos.bsky.social
I would LOVE to see a Black Seat 2 omg
guycalledvairos.bsky.social
Ngl, I'm desperate for a round 2. Just been trying to catch you for comms at the right time!
We'll keep the bionicle comms coming I promise
guycalledvairos.bsky.social
Not for the first time!!!
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janacek.bsky.social
Meet Olivia! (or Liv, if you catch her on the weekend)
She's an underpaid, overworked assistant branch manager at a car rental lot who may or may not be a closeted Disney adult
Thank you Chai for helping bring her to life! She turned out better than I ever could've imagined
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#furryart
Full body portrait of an anthro office lady doberman
guycalledvairos.bsky.social
One of the few cases I will appreciate Awkwafina's performance because her voice kinda makes Sisu more endearing
a cartoon character with a straw hat on
ALT: a cartoon character with a straw hat on
media.tenor.com
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thatfatcat.bsky.social
✨✨ She wraps those hands around that pole;
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow...
CAUSE THAT'S PORN. STAR. DANCING. HEY!! ✨✨

[ #nsfwfurry #fatfur ]
Indi gives a patron a lap dance, slipping her back paw behind the patron's seat, and pulls him closer. In the background, Maisie (a woolly rhino) gives a special lap dance to her own lucky audience.
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trinityfate62.bsky.social
Snoot's gonna be in for the long haul. They have to go all the way from the 1st floor to the 30th
Elyssa miscalculates the size of the elevator and squished Snoot inside with her butt
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talidraws.bsky.social
Suppose that's one way to answer a question~ 👀💦

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Quick animation I wanted to smash out before bed feat @babbsthegoat.bsky.social