Bernie (Gummo Marx) Jacobs
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Bernie (Gummo Marx) Jacobs
@gummomarx.bsky.social
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Nym, name, all the same. Brooklyn, NY. Married. 3 cats. Retired. "And remember, my friend: Future events such as these will affect you in the future." - Edward D. Wood, Jr.
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Father, I desire the uppies.
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Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.

That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.

Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
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When Mamdani smiles I think, “he seems like a really good guy.”

When Cuomo smiles I think, “did he just eat a puppy?”

#nymayor
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You know what kind of people get called Nazis?

Nazis.

The fucking end.
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WTAF is he even talking about?? Just spewing random racist nonsense at this point, desperately hoping something, anything sticks.
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Your Afternoon #TimelineCleanser ..

That moment when he realises the red bit is the REALLY GOOD bit ...
Presented for your consideration:
A rare Shelby blep.
#cats #catsofblueksy
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@zohrankmamdani is a deeply thoughtful human being and we think he would make the best NYC mayor imaginable. We feel this as New Yorkers, as Jews and as human beings who are desperate for kindness, compassion and empathy to be represented in our politics.

GET OUT THE VOTE here bit.ly/4nxYXFp
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The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.
Before it's too late, here's Shelby for Black Cat Day!
#catsofbluesky #blackouts
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"Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good?
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could?
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul."

Bob Dylan
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TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with grief… Stop sobbing, boy.

CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.

TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
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They are trying so hard to convince you that the party in control of the White House and both chambers of Congress isn’t to blame for what’s coming.
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Here is a list of all the billionaires who are desperate to stop Zohran Mamdani.

I can sense their panic, and I love it. 😄
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This guy says it beautifully.