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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 18h

Hell no, with his judgy ass. Always trying to weigh my heart as if he's not just going to judge me because it's enlarged and not just full of good deeds anyways.

I did my good deeds, you fucking bird brain!

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 1d

Ask your local undertaker if this is a service they can provide for Grandma Tilly.

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 2d

The only song that's really explicit about it is the commercial jingle.

Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 2d

No one is mad enough that the thing driving up electricity prices is the same thing they want to use to harvest all of your data and put you out of a job.

Good luck paying that skyrocketing electricity bill once your labor is unwanted.

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 2d

I've been on the internet too long to not just see the Holy Goatse.

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 2d

Gundam Zero-Five if we're getting real nasty

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 3d

True, and they're seated closer in that arrangement, but at least there is somewhat of an offset.

Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 3d

It's bad enough the guy with BO and bad breath in the seat next to me keeps trying to talk to me, but now you're telling me I have to stare directly at someone AND try to avoid conversation with them for hours on end?

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry ladies, you just can't compare to the Shenlong Gundam.

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 3d

They're just dusting off the old ratlines, just in case.

Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 3d

His Pennywise costume was way better than his John Wick costume.

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 3d

Goldfinch, I think.

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 4d

Simpsons still. Cover of Time magazine where the inanimate carbon rod has been replaced by His Eminence The Holy Copper Shaft, Lord Almighty of the Left Shore of the Tigris. The cover reads "In Rod We Trust" at the bottom.

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 4d

No quarter

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 5d

I have a great idea on how to win a different race... the Kentucky Derby. I've got a proven winner, popular with the people, a little old, but a real go-getter.

We just need to start by exhuming Seabiscuit.

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 5d

Aww.. and he couldn't have done it without you!

The weakening of checks and balances transcends party.

Also, this is a nice window into how Obama viewed/views protesters. "Ordinary street crime" is not at all accurate or defusing to people who think trashcans on fire warrant street executions.

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 5d

Right? A hat full of bats can at least be whimsical.

Red eyes are just menacing - it's either evil or conjunctivitis.

Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 5d

They know giants are real. Where do you think Goliath came from?? Who built the ice wall that surrounds our flat earth???

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 5d

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 5d

I know they've chosen to assume you're seeking antibiotics,which is something completely ridiculous, but what have they said to putting you on a course of vancomycin to start just so you'll leave them alone?

Or maybe obtaining a culture from the implant? They know x-rays are useless.

Good luck

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 5d

Those poor kids will never have the experience of rolling on Molly having their pal screaming "Libera te tutemet ex inferis," while he suspends someone from the ceiling.

Wild shit... it's a shame.

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That tree guy 𓅃 @somearborist.bsky.social · 6d

Logged into SAM and did a bit more research

So. This bid was awarded September 30 2024, which was during the BIDEN admin.

Left or right, republican or democrat, they’re all the same. The State is your enemy no matter who is in office

www.usaspending.gov/award/CONT_A...

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 8d

Why can't I just have a normal mid-life crisis like my gramps and buy an expensive convertible sports car and skip town with the secretary instead of this full-blown existential crisis watching civilization crumble bullshit

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 6d

Just because they aren't competent enough to legitimately prosecute doesn't mean they won't be able to create the outcome they want - the outcome the ruling class needs. They need to make an example, and that won't change until there are way more L-type actors out there than they can deal with.

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Highway to the Jorkin Zone @guillotinemerde.bsky.social · 6d

Is that Martok or the Predator?

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