𝖬𝗒𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗊𝗎𝖾 . 🎄
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𝗪𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴
𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱
𝖧𝖾/𝖲𝗁𝖾/𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 ✦ 𝖨𝗇𝖽𝗂𝖾-𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅 ✦ 𝗆𝖽𝗇𝗂 & 𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗈 𝖽𝗇𝗂
✦ 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗐 : +𝟣𝟪, 𝗌𝗎𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾, & 𝗈𝖼𝖼𝖺𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝗏𝖾 ✦
𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆❥ 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆/𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺
Pinned
[ One of the worlds and Mutant kinds most DEADLIEST assassins... has accepted her fate. ]
I don't even like musicals..
I don't even like musicals..
I'M THROUGH ACCEPTING LIMITS
'CAUSE SOMEONE SAYS THEY'RE SOOOO 🎶🎶🎶
[GRABBING HER WAIST- THWIP!]
SOME THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE...
BUT TIL I TRY, I'LL NEVER KNOW-! 🎶
'CAUSE SOMEONE SAYS THEY'RE SOOOO 🎶🎶🎶
[GRABBING HER WAIST- THWIP!]
SOME THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE...
BUT TIL I TRY, I'LL NEVER KNOW-! 🎶
Oh for fu—
... I am not helping you. I'm also not calling an ambulance.
... I am not helping you. I'm also not calling an ambulance.
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
[ One of the worlds and Mutant kinds most DEADLIEST assassins... has accepted her fate. ]
I don't even like musicals..
I don't even like musicals..
Oh for fu—
... I am not helping you. I'm also not calling an ambulance.
... I am not helping you. I'm also not calling an ambulance.
N-No... it's worse...!
I just saw the ending of Wicked, and I don't know how to process my emotions...
I...
I think I'll TRYYYYY DEFYYYING GRAAA-VITYY ~!🎶
I just saw the ending of Wicked, and I don't know how to process my emotions...
I...
I think I'll TRYYYYY DEFYYYING GRAAA-VITYY ~!🎶
..What have you done now? Do they need to pump your stomach again?
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh for fu—
... I am not helping you. I'm also not calling an ambulance.
... I am not helping you. I'm also not calling an ambulance.
..What have you done now? Do they need to pump your stomach again?
Quick... Ambulamps...
...Should I be worried, dear?
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
..What have you done now? Do they need to pump your stomach again?
...Should I be worried, dear?
Hhhhhnnnhhhhhghghrrr....
Uh huh... Rahgggg.
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
...Should I be worried, dear?
Uh huh... Rahgggg.
EGGHHHMNNN...
arrrggh??
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Uh huh... Rahgggg.
.....Cease that. I dislike you are correct.
Mmm... But they really are so cute, aren't they? Especially when they rely on us.
Begrudgingly so.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
.....Cease that. I dislike you are correct.
Begrudgingly so.
How adorable. I assume you've also been struck with the urge to keep him safe?
A bat? Coincidentally I am also stuck with a creature, a spider to be exact. Who has been squashed countless times.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Begrudgingly so.
A bat? Coincidentally I am also stuck with a creature, a spider to be exact. Who has been squashed countless times.
Understandable. I have recently taken in a bat man who, quite frankly, I'm surprised he's survived so long.
Most certainly. I am caught in the throes of disgusting yearning.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
A bat? Coincidentally I am also stuck with a creature, a spider to be exact. Who has been squashed countless times.
Most certainly. I am caught in the throes of disgusting yearning.
It's a curse.
Unfortunately, once more, I am thinking about kissing a man.
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Most certainly. I am caught in the throes of disgusting yearning.
Unfortunately, once more, I am thinking about kissing a man.
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Unfortunately, once more, I am thinking about kissing a man.
i miss you so much it feels fucking gross. it feels wet. it feels nauseating. i want to rip out my heart and shake it like a magic 8 ball. is this okay, is this okay, is this okay? or does it make me weak?
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Big naturals. My gods runt, keep up.
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Big naturals. My gods runt, keep up.
Oh like I'm incorrect? And no dear, not hunk.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Oh like I'm incorrect? And no dear, not hunk.
spooky❥
oviposition aint even that freaky youre all rookies
oviposition aint even that freaky youre all rookies
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
spooky❥
oviposition aint even that freaky youre all rookies
oviposition aint even that freaky youre all rookies
More twunk than twink. Or is otter?
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
More twunk than twink. Or is otter?
November 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
[ Absolutely PELTING children with candy as they pass by.]
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
[ Absolutely PELTING children with candy as they pass by.]
AGHH—
[ Oh no! A villainous attack! And she's soooo weak she cant possibly stop all the smooches ?!]
[ Oh no! A villainous attack! And she's soooo weak she cant possibly stop all the smooches ?!]
[TACKLING HER TO THE GROUND, SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH-]
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
AGHH—
[ Oh no! A villainous attack! And she's soooo weak she cant possibly stop all the smooches ?!]
[ Oh no! A villainous attack! And she's soooo weak she cant possibly stop all the smooches ?!]
Dont give him money he just wants one of those shitty street hotdogs!
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Dont give him money he just wants one of those shitty street hotdogs!
spooky❥
FLISS? THATS FRYING ME I JUST CHOKED ON MY REDBULL HELP ME ILY AND HEX 😭
FLISS? THATS FRYING ME I JUST CHOKED ON MY REDBULL HELP ME ILY AND HEX 😭
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
spooky❥
FLISS? THATS FRYING ME I JUST CHOKED ON MY REDBULL HELP ME ILY AND HEX 😭
FLISS? THATS FRYING ME I JUST CHOKED ON MY REDBULL HELP ME ILY AND HEX 😭
Don't listen to him, he has access to my purse
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Don't listen to him, he has access to my purse
[ Holding her face in fake distress. Why is she playing along with this? ]
Oh noooo! Whatever am I going to do? Please doooon't mister big scary Chasm!
[ ..reapplying lipstick.]
Oh noooo! Whatever am I going to do? Please doooon't mister big scary Chasm!
[ ..reapplying lipstick.]
[Gosh she was so great. Err. No! She was horrible! Grrr!]
-oh, right, yeah yeah, that makes sense-!
AHEM.
Heaven is no match for me! The insatiable Chazzm!
[Making an evil pose!!!]
You will suffer greatly for what you've done! You... good guy!
I will assault you with... kisses now!!!
-oh, right, yeah yeah, that makes sense-!
AHEM.
Heaven is no match for me! The insatiable Chazzm!
[Making an evil pose!!!]
You will suffer greatly for what you've done! You... good guy!
I will assault you with... kisses now!!!
[ She's playing up the dramatics. Oh woe is her to be around such evil! ]
Oh good heavens, how cruel!
[ A great actress. ]
..they usually think they're in the right— speaking from an evil perspective, BUT! Oh dear, whatever will I do?
Oh good heavens, how cruel!
[ A great actress. ]
..they usually think they're in the right— speaking from an evil perspective, BUT! Oh dear, whatever will I do?
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
[ Holding her face in fake distress. Why is she playing along with this? ]
Oh noooo! Whatever am I going to do? Please doooon't mister big scary Chasm!
[ ..reapplying lipstick.]
Oh noooo! Whatever am I going to do? Please doooon't mister big scary Chasm!
[ ..reapplying lipstick.]
spooky❥
help i hate ben & mystique sm theyre so corny after accepting feelings like shut uP
help i hate ben & mystique sm theyre so corny after accepting feelings like shut uP
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
spooky❥
help i hate ben & mystique sm theyre so corny after accepting feelings like shut uP
help i hate ben & mystique sm theyre so corny after accepting feelings like shut uP