sarah maria griff
@griffski.bsky.social
don’t do anything i wouldn’t do 😎
writes books. now: eat the ones you love 🌱👁️
writes books. now: eat the ones you love 🌱👁️
look. i never said i wasn’t a fool for love
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
look. i never said i wasn’t a fool for love
a new freak joined the ranks today. name him for us please
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
a new freak joined the ranks today. name him for us please
i am what they call in the baked goods business, a mark
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i am what they call in the baked goods business, a mark
let me hold your hands in mine and look you dead in the eyes this dark solstice night and say. to you. that there is almost nothing on this earth i love more than saying stupid shit into the internet and let neither of us ever forget it
December 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
let me hold your hands in mine and look you dead in the eyes this dark solstice night and say. to you. that there is almost nothing on this earth i love more than saying stupid shit into the internet and let neither of us ever forget it
hi girls i’m back on bluesky now
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
hi girls i’m back on bluesky now
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May 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Excellent - it has arrived! Much excited 😊
From the always amazing @griffski.bsky.social
From the always amazing @griffski.bsky.social
May 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Excellent - it has arrived! Much excited 😊
From the always amazing @griffski.bsky.social
From the always amazing @griffski.bsky.social
they’re landing 🥹
@griffski.bsky.social ooooh what have we got here !!!!!
May 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
they’re landing 🥹
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bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
May 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
heading to comic con now to sit on a panel. the tube being full of people in cosplay is just so heartening to me. i love to see it
May 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
heading to comic con now to sit on a panel. the tube being full of people in cosplay is just so heartening to me. i love to see it
i signed this many in foyle’s 😭😭😭😭
May 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i signed this many in foyle’s 😭😭😭😭
gang on my way to my hotel in London i walked by Foyle’s and guess who i saw in the window 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
May 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
gang on my way to my hotel in London i walked by Foyle’s and guess who i saw in the window 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
this is astonishing. masterpiece is the word.
This Archie Bland piece is such a thing. Beautifully written, heartfelt, triumphant. He's on Bluesky but not active. He should know this is a lovely masterpiece.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
The boy who came back: the near-death, and changed life, of my son Max
It was, we were told, a case of sudden infant death syndrome interrupted. What followed would transform my understanding of parenting, disability and the breadth of what makes a meaningful life
www.theguardian.com
May 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
this is astonishing. masterpiece is the word.
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Just a reminder that Juvenalia is a good podcast that exists www.juvenalia.net
Juvenalia
www.juvenalia.net
May 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just a reminder that Juvenalia is a good podcast that exists www.juvenalia.net
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SUNDAY
14:00–14:45—Surviving Horror Stories panel: @griffski.bsky.social @vlatinalondon.bsky.social Scarlett Dunmore, C. G. Regan, Josh Winning
14:45–15:40—Surviving Horror Stories signing
14:00–14:45—Surviving Horror Stories panel: @griffski.bsky.social @vlatinalondon.bsky.social Scarlett Dunmore, C. G. Regan, Josh Winning
14:45–15:40—Surviving Horror Stories signing
May 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
SUNDAY
14:00–14:45—Surviving Horror Stories panel: @griffski.bsky.social @vlatinalondon.bsky.social Scarlett Dunmore, C. G. Regan, Josh Winning
14:45–15:40—Surviving Horror Stories signing
14:00–14:45—Surviving Horror Stories panel: @griffski.bsky.social @vlatinalondon.bsky.social Scarlett Dunmore, C. G. Regan, Josh Winning
14:45–15:40—Surviving Horror Stories signing
oh gang. i signed 500 special editions of eat the ones you love yesterday, up in kenny’s. years to get here and look at the heap of books that was waiting for me
May 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
oh gang. i signed 500 special editions of eat the ones you love yesterday, up in kenny’s. years to get here and look at the heap of books that was waiting for me
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insane to get mad at me because there aren’t any mystic treasures in the sewer. you wouldn’t even know there aren’t any mystic treasures in the sewer had i not diverted $80,000,000,000 of public welfare funds for my sewer expedition.
May 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
insane to get mad at me because there aren’t any mystic treasures in the sewer. you wouldn’t even know there aren’t any mystic treasures in the sewer had i not diverted $80,000,000,000 of public welfare funds for my sewer expedition.
friends i come to you again with a book thing. we are having a party. would you like to come?
May 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
friends i come to you again with a book thing. we are having a party. would you like to come?
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Cheap at twice the price
friends. i have heard word that the @kennysbookshop.bsky.social edition of eat the ones you love is very close to sold out. if you would like this beautiful edition of a horrible book, now would be a gorge time to do us a solid and pick it up (for less than the price of an espresso martini)
Eat the Ones You Love
Paperback. ****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER TO BE DELIVERED ON OR AROUND THE PUBLICATION DATE IN JUNE 2025**** Exclusive edition signed by the author, with green sprayed edges and a cover colour variant. A twi...
www.kennys.ie
May 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Cheap at twice the price
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I ordered it earlier, my SMG collection is gonna look so nice…
friends. i have heard word that the @kennysbookshop.bsky.social edition of eat the ones you love is very close to sold out. if you would like this beautiful edition of a horrible book, now would be a gorge time to do us a solid and pick it up (for less than the price of an espresso martini)
Eat the Ones You Love
Paperback. ****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER TO BE DELIVERED ON OR AROUND THE PUBLICATION DATE IN JUNE 2025**** Exclusive edition signed by the author, with green sprayed edges and a cover colour variant. A twi...
www.kennys.ie
May 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I ordered it earlier, my SMG collection is gonna look so nice…
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friends. i have heard word that the @kennysbookshop.bsky.social edition of eat the ones you love is very close to sold out. if you would like this beautiful edition of a horrible book, now would be a gorge time to do us a solid and pick it up (for less than the price of an espresso martini)
Eat the Ones You Love
Paperback. ****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER TO BE DELIVERED ON OR AROUND THE PUBLICATION DATE IN JUNE 2025**** Exclusive edition signed by the author, with green sprayed edges and a cover colour variant. A twi...
www.kennys.ie
May 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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This is the version I’ve ordered! We can be edition buddies! That’s a thing!
friends. i have heard word that the @kennysbookshop.bsky.social edition of eat the ones you love is very close to sold out. if you would like this beautiful edition of a horrible book, now would be a gorge time to do us a solid and pick it up (for less than the price of an espresso martini)
Eat the Ones You Love
Paperback. ****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER TO BE DELIVERED ON OR AROUND THE PUBLICATION DATE IN JUNE 2025**** Exclusive edition signed by the author, with green sprayed edges and a cover colour variant. A twi...
www.kennys.ie
May 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This is the version I’ve ordered! We can be edition buddies! That’s a thing!
friends. i have heard word that the @kennysbookshop.bsky.social edition of eat the ones you love is very close to sold out. if you would like this beautiful edition of a horrible book, now would be a gorge time to do us a solid and pick it up (for less than the price of an espresso martini)
Eat the Ones You Love
Paperback. ****THIS IS A PRE-ORDER TO BE DELIVERED ON OR AROUND THE PUBLICATION DATE IN JUNE 2025**** Exclusive edition signed by the author, with green sprayed edges and a cover colour variant. A twi...
www.kennys.ie
May 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
friends. i have heard word that the @kennysbookshop.bsky.social edition of eat the ones you love is very close to sold out. if you would like this beautiful edition of a horrible book, now would be a gorge time to do us a solid and pick it up (for less than the price of an espresso martini)
was about eleven. locked myself in the box room (with the desktop computer and an emulator of pokemon blue, go off 1998) and nobody was at home. there was no handle on the door and you had to use a screwdriver to open the lock. pulled it out with too much velocity and stabbed myself in the head 🥰
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
was about eleven. locked myself in the box room (with the desktop computer and an emulator of pokemon blue, go off 1998) and nobody was at home. there was no handle on the door and you had to use a screwdriver to open the lock. pulled it out with too much velocity and stabbed myself in the head 🥰
love a cheeky blood test in the morning! a spicy little jab to really get you going
May 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
love a cheeky blood test in the morning! a spicy little jab to really get you going