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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 1d

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A Rottweiler mutt sitting on a floor with two stuffed cows. A German shepherd sitting on a couch behind him.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 2d

Salve your Monday night wounds with stupid NFL News and Notes!

Ryan Nagelhout @nagelhout.bsky.social · 2d

You might be feeling bad about the Buffalo Bills, but @gregbauch.bsky.social is here to help. Here's his Week 6 NFL Recap. www.patreon.com/posts/greg-b...

Greg Bauch's Week 6 NFL Recap | The Goose's Roost

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 2d

I mean I would have rather gone to Japan but you’re being chopped.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 2d

I’m alive bitches!!

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 2d

Nah I still got Daniel’s going.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 2d

Oh well beat the chiefs in the playoffs

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 2d

Buffalo athletes rn

a man in a suit and hat adjusts his tie while standing on a bridge .

Alt: Michael stype in a suit and hat adjusts his tie while standing on a bridge .

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 2d

not now joe we're yelling about the sabres

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 2d

Kevyn BADams. (Roasted)

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 2d

Close your eyes and picture a hockey goal. It seems impossible, right? Now open your eyes. Are you ready?
It is. It's impossible.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 3d

I hope the Bills win.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 4d

I’m sick of the Sabres scoring goals.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 4d

Now I don’t know what to believe

Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 4d

Hey YOU couldn’t get 9 shots on goal on a hockey game!

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 4d

This isn't possible because when the Sabres are involved no amount of time is significant.

Joe Yerdon @joeyerdon.bsky.social · 5d

Lindy Ruff told media in Boston this morning that Josh Norris will miss a significant amount of time with his upper-body injury. It’s a crushing blow for him and for the Sabres who were banking on him to be the 1C.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 5d

Dudes just crying

Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 6d

God I love this so much I could cry

Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 7d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 6d

If I had to sit in a suite in between Gary Bettman and Terry Pegula, I'd rail slide into someone on the lower level's head and neck.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 6d

Just dirt for days. Dirt in wooden glove boxes.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 6d

Mine are steel wool

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 6d

I just saw a truck commercial where they focused on a wood glove compartment for like 18 seconds and I don’t relate to people.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 6d

Why are they introducing the team? Aren’t their names on their jerseys?

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 7d

I'm a simple man. I don't want a lot from life. I just want to rain down curse words at NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman as he's presenting the Stanley Cup to the captain of the Buffalo Sabres.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 7d

a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

Alt: character from The Matrix sitting on the floor and says not like this .

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 7d

Go Sabres.

Screengrab of 1990 Sabres broadcast featuring Grant Ledyard

Screengrab of 1989 Sabres broadcast featuring Danny Gare and Mike Robitaille in bright baby blue suits. Robitaille has his fists up.

Sabre Tyler Ennis in a chefs hat displaying his Enzo sauce

1999 Adelphia commercial featuring Dominik Hasek and Alexi Zhitnik sitting on a couch sharing an appetizer

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