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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 22h

Me, I just play video games

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 22h

lauren
@NotABigJerk

I’m not falling for that hot take that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 2d

Games only do this when they’re under extreme stress

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 3d

How do I unsubscribe from being Woody Allen’s daughter?

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 3d

Caitlin Flanagan
@CaitlinPacific
I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self.

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@bariweiss
⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are.

Order Life with Baum!

Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 4d

Oh, so now me being ignorant and mad is MY problem??

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 4d

Looks like they crossed out “we” and wrote “you”

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4d

Good lord.

@apnews.com

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 5d

Tragic Johnson

Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 5d

Mike Johnson is monumentally bad at his job. For this to be true, you have to assume that there is nothing more for Congress to do. No need for oversight. Future legislation. Hearings. Standing up to pedophiles. Just a few off the top of my head...

Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

No one wants to work anymore

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

SEAN DUFFY: Burbank -- zero controllers came to work. I don't support that. They should come to work. They're supposed to come to work. But ...

KILMEADE: They didn't even miss a paycheck yet. So why aren't they coming to work?

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

Living individuals hate this one weird loophole!

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 6d

The U.S. Treasury shared a proposal to mint $1 Trump coins to mark America’s 250th anniversary.

But U.S. code says only deceased individuals may appear on U.S. currency, a tradition dating back to efforts to break from monarchical rule. https://wapo.st/4pWsyL3

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

I encourage President Trump to go big on this strategy. Young people love listening to old shits telling them to be grateful.

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 6d

President Trump posts his first TikTok on his personal account since the election and says

“To all those young people of TikTok, I saved TikTok, so you owe me big….”

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

Can your neighbor eat one of the rotisserie chickens to regain health or do they need to swallow a handful of pills from a cardboard box?

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Mom @milph.mom · 6d

Reporting from post-apocalyptic Portland:

Every garbage can will dispense a whole rotisserie chicken when punched.

The buildings perpetually on fire continue to have floating Go signs to the right.

My neighbour is on the last of his nine life bars and he is redder and moving faster than usual.

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 7d

Contempt for our generals and servicemen will continue until desire to shoot American civilians improves

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

Trump is now 40 minutes late and counting. Naval cadets still standing around in total and increasingly uncomfortable silence.

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 8d

Let’s compromise. We root out all bigotry against actual people and once that’s done, we can extend it to the toasters.

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 8d

Smiting for thee, forgiveness for me

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 9d

Smiting and vengeance is so much easier than forgiveness and charity

Random Ralph @ralphb3rd.bsky.social · 9d

A lot of evangelicals seem to be more attracted to the vengeful God of the Old Testament than the forgiving God of the New.

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 9d

Truly, they are the Lost Generation

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 9d

I have no idea what the root causes are, but Jay says people should do a poster’s strike

bsky.app/profile/jay....

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 10d

You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 9d

Maybe you should try a poster’s strike. I earnestly think that will work.

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 10d

You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 10d

inshallah

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 10d

Maybe he misunderstood the concept of the government shutdown and thought he didn’t have to work. Or maybe he died.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d

Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 10d

Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 10d

[sweaty] Do the chatbots from the 90s count?

The Independent @the-independent.com · 10d

Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says

1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says

www.independent.co.uk

Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 10d

Getting electrocuted when they touch the door handle and you can see their bones

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 10d

It’s their planet now

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 11d

Damn. Now it really is down to us to prevent forest fires.

The Onion @theonion.com · 11d

U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety