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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 9h

I've never seen a Tron movie and I hate Jared Leto. Should I see this new one? No? Okay.

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 20h

Would it really be a Mariners playoff series if they were to sweep?

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, tell me this is not Gambit.

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 2d

I do not mean to derail your thread about Channing Tatum, but I really do not like him as Gambit. At some point in the past few years I saw a picture of Gaspard Ulliel and I thought, "that's Gambit" and now he died in 2022 and we now have Tatum who looks like he's Gambit for Halloween and it's sad.

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 3d

I am shocked that Eberflus did not make this list

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 3d

Instagram just sssumes I’m either really hungry or really thirsty.

Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 6d

Also, as long as DeShaun Watson is being paid by them, the evil team in the AFC North is Cleveland.

Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 6d

Are the Cowboys really evil at this point? Okay, Jerry is basically Mr Burns with Leprosy, but they haven't made the NFC Championship in 30 years and the fans crowing about America's Team nobody takes seriously. I think it's Philly.

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 6d

I am shocked to discover this album actually came out way before my high school experience. I distinctly remember singing the lyrics to “Man on the Moon” during football practices in 9th or 10th grade.

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 6d

Guess it’s that time again where I listen to REM’s Automatic for the People and remember what high school was like.

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 8d

a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers

ALT: a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 8d

I can’t put into coherent words how disappointing the pizza is at Charlie Entertainment Cheese is

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 8d

Plus it beat La La Land, one of the few truly pure Oscar moments ever.

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 8d

Next year will mark the 10th anniversary of Moonlight - and a decade later, I still haven’t seen a film since that I’ve thought, “well, that’s better than Moonlight.”

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 11d

I mean, most people’s Grandfather’s Ravens were actually Browns

Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 14d

Vapes are really dangerous. But this new thing is a cream that’s made up of crushed up ashes and tumors, and you rub it in your nose and butthole and it’s not dangerous at all, we finally got this one figured out

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 15d

do you think that the Michael Jackson song “Billie-Jean” was about Billie Jean King

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 18d

I don’t even know what this sign fucking means, the last thing we need is two of that a-hole

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 20d

I am not bi, but seeing Oded Fehr in this film is about as close as I ever got

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 20d

there are a lot of freakishly attractive people in the Mummy

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 22d

Getting raptured was offered to me and I turned it down.

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 24d

this morning I made a Trump joke about the five booms meme, and my only regret is that I didn't make it about the Downton movie instead. The image of the Granthams doing it in front of that painting of Violet Crawley is really making me laugh.

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 24d

It turns out, Dallas trading Parsons has a large side-benefit for me - me checking out of the season before it started has me significantly less bothered by the team underperforming! Bad team, bad coach, bad owner! OH WELL.

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Greatbob Umber @greatbobumber.bsky.social · 24d

i was not ready for Trump to go up on stage and said, "oh we're so sad he passed, he gets five big booms, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM."

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · Sep 12

Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

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