Greatbob Umber
@greatbobumber.bsky.social
I used to co-write badDNDhooks at that other place. I’m Maya’s dad. That’s my actual identity right now.
Having paid less attention to this year than I otherwise should have, I'm already starting to rank teams based on who I will root for in the playoffs once my team (the Cowboys) are eliminated. This is important, because there's a good chance my team will be eliminated before the playoffs begin.
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Having paid less attention to this year than I otherwise should have, I'm already starting to rank teams based on who I will root for in the playoffs once my team (the Cowboys) are eliminated. This is important, because there's a good chance my team will be eliminated before the playoffs begin.
Okay, not really, but I had a hard time (lol) finding one, but this option made me laugh really hard.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Okay, not really, but I had a hard time (lol) finding one, but this option made me laugh really hard.
i bet John Kramer’s folks did some really fucked up elf-on-a-shelf shit
December 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i bet John Kramer’s folks did some really fucked up elf-on-a-shelf shit
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Jeff Pearlman is writing/has written a book about Tupac and some of the stories he’s uncovered have been wild, amazing, shocking, inspiring.
This one is just… OMFG. 🤯
This one is just… OMFG. 🤯
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Jeff Pearlman is writing/has written a book about Tupac and some of the stories he’s uncovered have been wild, amazing, shocking, inspiring.
This one is just… OMFG. 🤯
This one is just… OMFG. 🤯
has anyone made a joke about the Stranger Things cast being very old yet
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
has anyone made a joke about the Stranger Things cast being very old yet
This video is a Christmas tradition in the Bob household
CYBERGOTH CHRISTMAS PARTY
YouTube video by Constantstijn
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December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This video is a Christmas tradition in the Bob household
originally started to flesh this out, but quickly realized that the more details I added, the less funny the joke was
Okay, HBO execs, here's my pitch. It's Sex and the City. Except that here, the City is Toontown from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
originally started to flesh this out, but quickly realized that the more details I added, the less funny the joke was
Okay, HBO execs, here's my pitch. It's Sex and the City. Except that here, the City is Toontown from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Okay, HBO execs, here's my pitch. It's Sex and the City. Except that here, the City is Toontown from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
ITS CALLED A REVERSE JINX, MUTHAFUCKAS
I’m in Disney World currently, the happiest place in the world, which is why I don’t feel the slightest desire to watch the Cowboys game
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
ITS CALLED A REVERSE JINX, MUTHAFUCKAS
I’m in Disney World currently, the happiest place in the world, which is why I don’t feel the slightest desire to watch the Cowboys game
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m in Disney World currently, the happiest place in the world, which is why I don’t feel the slightest desire to watch the Cowboys game
ladies sure do keep a lot of product in the bathroom, am I right guys? haha, THIS guy knows what I'm talking about. anyway, those products sure make our ladies happy. welp, that's my tight five, please see my website for all my travel dates, I'll be in Topeka next week, and Ames, Iowa after that
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
ladies sure do keep a lot of product in the bathroom, am I right guys? haha, THIS guy knows what I'm talking about. anyway, those products sure make our ladies happy. welp, that's my tight five, please see my website for all my travel dates, I'll be in Topeka next week, and Ames, Iowa after that
There’s a romantic hallmarkesque holiday comedy film on Netflix called “Champagne Problems” and while I haven’t decided whether or not it is objectively GOOD or not, I have been enjoying it, and it included a character’s hot take on Die Hard that was so fun it made me literally giggle.
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
There’s a romantic hallmarkesque holiday comedy film on Netflix called “Champagne Problems” and while I haven’t decided whether or not it is objectively GOOD or not, I have been enjoying it, and it included a character’s hot take on Die Hard that was so fun it made me literally giggle.
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Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
someone take the image from It's Always Sunny with Charlie looking frazzled in front of the wall of conspiracies and red tape and just replace all the shit on the conspiracy wall with just two images of Epstein and Trump and a single line between them and nothing else on the wall
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
someone take the image from It's Always Sunny with Charlie looking frazzled in front of the wall of conspiracies and red tape and just replace all the shit on the conspiracy wall with just two images of Epstein and Trump and a single line between them and nothing else on the wall
isn't it about time for a Hollow Knight 3 trailer, at least? c'mon Team Cherry, what the fuck
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
isn't it about time for a Hollow Knight 3 trailer, at least? c'mon Team Cherry, what the fuck
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
if I worked at the Daily Planet, the second I found out that Superman was Clark Kent, I'm throwing a shitfit. I didn't get a raise because Lois SOMEHOW got to interview Superman again?!? Oh, covered a Metropolis fucking dog show because somehow Clark got pics inside the Fortress of Solitude? Fuck th
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
if I worked at the Daily Planet, the second I found out that Superman was Clark Kent, I'm throwing a shitfit. I didn't get a raise because Lois SOMEHOW got to interview Superman again?!? Oh, covered a Metropolis fucking dog show because somehow Clark got pics inside the Fortress of Solitude? Fuck th
Can we bring Dick Cheney back to life and have him die again this week? I could really use a heartwarming pick me up.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Can we bring Dick Cheney back to life and have him die again this week? I could really use a heartwarming pick me up.
Finished my NaNoWriMo. A coming of age tale about writing an entire book in one single social media post under an oppressive regime in an America so similar to this one it will feel like non-fiction. It’s a quick read - but an unforgettable take on modern society. I’ve titled it “The Great Gatsby 2”
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Finished my NaNoWriMo. A coming of age tale about writing an entire book in one single social media post under an oppressive regime in an America so similar to this one it will feel like non-fiction. It’s a quick read - but an unforgettable take on modern society. I’ve titled it “The Great Gatsby 2”
I don’t know if this is a controversial take but top-cut hot dog buns are bullshit.
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don’t know if this is a controversial take but top-cut hot dog buns are bullshit.
wanna see that Marvel What If issue where Cap is unfrozen in 2025 and the President asks him to apologize for punching Hitler in the face
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
wanna see that Marvel What If issue where Cap is unfrozen in 2025 and the President asks him to apologize for punching Hitler in the face
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.