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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · 6d

Sorry if you're one of those people who hates the idea of someone hearing them use the toilet - but it's way weirder to have someone sitting in the stall next to me in compete silence. Just piss.

AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · 24d

A single leafless tree late at night, brightly lit from one side, which casts a dark and intense shadow behind.

Many leafless trees fading away into darkness. In the foreground a tire track runs along a dirt road.

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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · 28d

Me when I do my dishes and then my dishes are done

A confused-looking caveman, captioned "confused unga bunga"

AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · 28d

Not Very Patient with me, to be clear. She did slap my phone out of my hand while I was writing this.

AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · 28d

People have told me I'm very patient with my dog but they don't understand is that she is also patient with me.

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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Dec 4

Bad dog pics? Bad dog pics

Blurry, scruffy dog giving the saddest face. Captioned "please mother do not bath"

A picture of a scruffy little dog with extreme bedhead

A blurry picture of a scruffy dog mid woo-woo

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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Sep 11

There's a lotta people online rn that need to learn where the line goes between "victim-blaming" and "predicting an extremely predictable outcome"

AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Sep 9

I saw this at my local park and I felt like you were nearby.

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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Aug 25

Garfield - type post

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Kendra, scary version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · Aug 24

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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · Aug 15

NEW 🚨 The violence is the point. Elected Dems must call for widespread resignations (RFK, Bhattacharya, Prasad) in response to the CDC shooting. Public health must demand this of them, and the public must demand that of us. With @publichealthguy1.bsky.social in STAT: www.statnews.com/2025/08/15/c...

The CDC shooting was public health’s Jan. 6

“In RFK Jr.’s America, it will never be safe to practice public health or medicine," write an epidemiologist and a former CDC staffer.

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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Aug 15

You gotta take uv lights out as well, to find scorpions!

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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Aug 14

I think sobriety might be a scam

AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Aug 3

HTs are born knowing how to throw shade, cause they live in the desert

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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Aug 3

Meet a friend along the way

A baby horny toad, small enough to fit inside a golf ball, being held a human hand.

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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Jul 30

Gonna turn a labubu into a stealth knife

AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Jul 29

Literally the criminal was still there! If they had shown up in what is a reasonable amount of time based on driving distance and even traffic, they would have been there to catch her.

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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Jul 29

Crazy how the cops are allowed to do things like speed and lane split and it still takes them 7-10 business days to show up to the scene of the crime.

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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Jul 18

Mmm juicy

Botryoidal agate in a deep purple-red color.

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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Jul 17

My bad, I tried to give someone common sense video game advice instead of telling them to double-jump 360-no-clip through the enemy hit box

AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Jul 17

Remember when we used to be friends and trusted each other with our dark thoughts? That was fun. Sure hope you aren't hanging onto my dark thoughts for future blackmail purposes

AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Jul 16

What are the odds that the Trimp admin just put the List in a regular trash can

AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Jul 14

Also who I was gonna recommend

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AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Jul 9

I don't wanna hear a man complain about his "crazy ex gf" unless she at least sent him to the hospital.

AL 🔪🔪🔪 @graybirches.bsky.social · Jul 5

It is a little bit funny that not a single person said "happy 4th" to me yesterday

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