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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 12h

Nytimes headline writers

Ralph Wiggum displaying Star Wars figures as a diorama

Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 1d

Looks like you want me to degrade you—fantastic! Would you like me to call you a dirty name? I can create a spreadsheet of moderately cruel insults—perhaps something related to current events of 2023?

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 1d

OpenAI CEO announces they will soon allow verified adults to use ChatGPT to generate erotic content.

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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 1d

A lot of people who think it’s criminal to let a teenager learn how to use guns also think they would be chill if their 15 year-old could project lava from their throat

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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 2d

Vardaman’s mother is not a fish. I mean, come on—she’s clearly a woman.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 3d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 5d

Naylor’s baserunning reminds me of my favorite mashup videos

youtu.be/hvgeDTVJpx0?...

Prince Fielder hits a triple while McCarver recites "Enter Sandman"

YouTube video by Matrix

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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 7d

Ending line of the opening song of my kids musical version of the book, Ishmael Jr

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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 8d

Tigers playoff MVP is E3

Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 8d

The Tigers were serving these Green Goblin projectiles tonight so let’s hope they don’t get 0-17 with RISP

Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 10d

Who put Nelson Cruz’ soul in Julio Rodriguez

Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 10d

I do like the Mariners trident thing. I think a team should have a series of larger and larger containers and at the end of the season they open the final mammoth container and it’s just the first one all over again

Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 11d

FS1 seemingly having budget problems with their strike zone shading account

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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 11d

New Lewis and Clark epic faces backlash as Tilly Norwood is cast as Sacajawea

Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 13d

Parker Meadows should only be allowed to bunt. His position should be CenterBunter. His name should be Bunter Meadows.

Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 16d

James Bond returns in “From Cheboygan With Love”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16d

Trump: "I will be imposing a 100% Tariff on any and all movies that are made outside of the United States."

Our movie making business has been stolen from the United States of America, by other Countries, just like stealing “candy from a baby.” California, with its weak and incompetent Governor, has been particularly hard hit! Therefore, in order to solve this long time, never ending problem, I will be imposing a 100% Tariff on any and all movies that are made outside of the United States. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DJT

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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 23d

Everything bad happens so good much

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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · 24d

The best offensive play in the NFL is now the blocked FG

Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · Sep 16

“Brotherhood, it’s actually pronounced Mag-NET-oh.”

Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social · Sep 15

SCENARIO: You got hired to write an X-Men book and are now embroiled a big scandal over a choice you made. What was it

Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · Sep 13

Looking for an AirBnB in Riyadh in April 2027 if anyone has recs or knows of a good taco place

Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · Sep 9

Does the left need its own AI AI Joe Rogan?

Brett Morris @brettmorris.bsky.social · Sep 9

"Lazy"!

Hollywood Reporter article about Wondery exec Jeanine Wright starting an AI generated podcast slop factory

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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · Sep 7

Did Jim Nantz make a 6-7 joke

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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · Sep 7

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr

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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · Sep 5

Watching football and a Keith Hernandez Seinfeld episode broke out

Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · Aug 30

Bloody Herbstreit leaves Ohio Stadium in ambulance. Suddenly, he rises and removes his face…

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Cory @gradeamoron.bsky.social · Aug 30

2029 Inauguration Preview

"Rise from Your Grave!" - Altered Beast

YouTube video by SnowPhoenix9999

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Reposted by Cory

Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · Aug 27

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

I Am An AI Hater

I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.

anthonymoser.github.io

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