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Grace Kelly Kapowski

@gracekellykapowski.bsky.social

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Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Mar 2

why’d they call it a fupa when Fertile Crescent was right there

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 5h

my kids will say something so out-of-pocket it makes perfect sense

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · 2d

making poor choices, hbu?

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 18

wanna drink dirty martinis with a cute girly and make out bc we both taste the same and love it

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 18

Same, girl. Same

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 18

thissss close to signing up for seeking arrangements dot com

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 18

me: goddamn it, how am i so hungry again?!

also me: got stoned an hour ago

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 18

right into submission

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 18

mama needs some fashion treats to feel pretty and the thrill of being a cheapskate treasure hunter

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 18

imma fuck around with goodwill’s 99 cent Monday so hard. you don’t even know

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · Aug 15

walking out of a public toilet i just thoroughly destroyed to pro wrestling entrance music

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 15

Monday and Friday are my only days off of work. So yes, Linda, I AM going to smoke a joint on my deck. Gonna go rub one out after too

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 6

doing hot girl shit*

*pressing pus outta my teen’s infected finger

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Aug 5

Facebook has Are We Dating the Same Guy groups. Bluesky needs Are We Sexting the Same Guy so we can rank his creativity like on Rotten Tomatoes.

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 3

friends: let us know when you get home

me: nah, I’m staying at the bar

friends: by yourself?

me: my vibrator can’t make out with me, guys

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 2

just watched videos of a pet raven saying “boop boop” and “what the fuck”

not saying i *need* a pet raven, but i need a pet raven

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 1

honestly whenever i hear “to protect kids” as a GOP talking point i just hear “to protect me abusing kids”

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 1

lol, or a politician?

my daughter is same. we’re definitely raising them to know their value. good for your sister!

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 1

sweet dreams or good morrow to the keepers of heavy things

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 1

Right?!

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 1

if I wrote erotica, which would be more appealing?

A. Autobiographical
B. Fantasy
C. Both

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 1

annnnndddd I’m drunk

condolences or congratulations I guess

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 1

your stuff is so good!

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 1

I hope the skills include laziness lol

Grace Kelly Kapowski @gracekellykapowski.bsky.social · Aug 1

maybe i’ll copy my friend and start writing autobiographical smut

her stuff is sooooo good. highly recommend

MJ Mackenzie @redheadmuppet.bsky.social · Oct 11

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