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greg/ori
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silly little guy

plant dad 🪴
gamer girl 🎮
gremlin 👹
Pinned
doing a little #promosky to pin and hopefully find some moots

greg | (he/they)

🎮 gaming (ow, fortnite, roguelikes - hades 2, balatro)
👾 pixel art, gamedev
🌱 house plants, gardening
👨🏻‍🌾 work at a botanic garden
📺 tv, movies (horror, suspense)
📚 books (bio, memoir, sci-fi)
🎸 music (many types)
🏳️‍🌈 ✌🏼
turns out i can be bought with crispy potatoes and gravy who knew
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
gonna start leading all my tinder matches with “hey nice to meet you! tell me about your relationship with your father”
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i fully believe that if bees were puppy sized we would keep them as pets
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i like that the pluribus hive mind has a sense of humor
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
what compels someone to write an essay length post on linkedin?
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
the amount of money that is wasted sending physical mailers to me, a registered voter in a swing state, that could be better spent on literally anything else is truly staggering
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i love the way gay men follow each other on instagram it’s like writing on the bathroom wall
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
lowkey love that the kpop girlies are digging around in sophie’s drawers
October 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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my screen time can’t go up if I’m napping
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i am unc but i am free
September 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Bye
September 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
are you a designer? or are you just like…a shopper?
September 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
everything i know about t*ylor sw*ft i learned against my will
August 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Playing Balatro using a real deck of cards, a lot of stickers, and a calculator
August 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the “boys with a time machine” memes are never about going back to 2016 and getting merrick garland confirmed to the supreme court
August 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i got that post nasal drip.

they call me sicki minaj.
August 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i just know there’s a cat out there somewhere named labubu
July 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
little miss crashing out over a minor inconvenience
July 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i see so many screenshots of people’s phones where they have a shortcut to chatgpt pinned very prominently on their dock or lock screen and i just cannot imagine living like that
July 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
i was not born in the wrong generation i love eating taco bell and watching carrie coon in the gilded age
July 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i love when carrie coon is on my tv
June 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
can’t believe people really wake up and play protoss mage first thing in the morning
June 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
in the queue we all bruh
June 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
really wanna play world of warcraft again but don’t really wanna put up with the warcraft of it all i kinda just want the world part
June 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
there is no worse betrayal than hitting the skip ad button only to be met with another unskippable ad
June 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM