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DiaryofaSkimpyBitch
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Snobby *~alternative~* comic book nerd
Being a neurodivergent adult is great bro. I thought I forgot to pay my credit card last month. Turns out I haven't paid it in 5 months lol. Lmao.
There was obvious guardrails to prevent that but I said I knew better (and did not in fact know anything)
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The beauty industry really do be hustling me cuz I been buying the fancy facewash and creams and then when I run out and use simple soap and water it works just as fine sometimes better.
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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my clown oc his name is pagi and he cries himself to sleep
November 15, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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may i interest you in some toxic cannibal yaoi #radiostatic #voxal #murdermedia #hazbinhotel
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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If you're in San Francisco doing xmas shopping, these stores are really great to hit up, and not just because they contain my comics.
My zines have been restocked at the following comic book stores:

🍒 Sour Cherry www.sourcherrycomics.com

⚙️ Silver Sprocket www.silversprocket.net

🌈 Fabulosa www.fabulosabooks.com

💥 Cape & Cowl www.capeandcowlcomics.com

🐶 Dog-Eared Books www.dogearedbooks.com

get em while they're hot
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Mens vintage fashion is so sad. Like womens vintage clothing is like a beautiful wool coat with great structure and mens vintage is a crusty Tshirt with the picture crumbling off.
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I love Hazbin hotel because its an ode to all the edgy OCs we made in middle school
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
They don't got born again christianity in catholicism. You Have to like... Attend catholic class. And learn the prayers, and learn the history. Then you do the rituals. The big 5 rituals. Basically they make you work for it.
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Having anxiety is so funny. Oh, you're afraid your acting weird so now you're going to act EXTRA weird to overcompensate.
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I think we should go back to thinking adult toy collectors are weirdos with mental illness, the reselling market is getting too comfortable.
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I think being mean is a genuine skill a lot of women have to learn to not be put down by their partners and family.
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm gonna go back to being weird and loud so I can trigger more random chance encounters and go on better side quest. I have energy now.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Friendly Kruger
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Thinking about a kid who came into work looking like the little dog with the lollipop and propellor hat. I saw them look back at me hoping for a greater reaction.
I get it kid. I'm also a starved attention seeker.
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There's a lot of social dynamics happening in the Cheebie household
October 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When I go to alt fashion events and everyone talks about how shy and scared they are of being perceived. Like what do I say? I'm an attention whore and I love being mean to men who approach me. I think one of us is in the wrong hobby.
October 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
We don't even have fucking trains.
September 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Being catholic is cool because they don't do missions they do pilgrimages. And its just a vacation the church sponsors. There's no work to do, you go to the cathedral and spend money on merch. If you don't buy the merch AND get it blessed by the pastor your a bad catholic p much.
September 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I thought we might have vermin in the house because I heard scratching and sqeaking at night. Turns out it was my neighbor grilling food in the middle of the night
September 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I really like what Lokiirl is going for, and enjoyed the pilot.

But the gooner designs in that style look absolutely terrible. They look like sexualized Kewpie dolls. They look like pointy potbellied children.
September 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
People talking about chatgpt psychosis is making me realize how common it is to go through psychosis and how many people I've probably interacted with who had psychosis while working with the public.
September 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I'm being annoying by being direct. But then I meet overly shy floaty people and I get it. Like, what do you waaant! Your giving ME anxiety!
September 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I feel like burning man could be something I'd enjoy. I like the heat and wandering around and lounging. But I have zero survival instinct and I've never gone camping and also I'm a brokie.
August 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM