Joni
@goingjoni.bsky.social
Cat mom. Quilter. Marketer. Women’s sports fan.
This is a cat who has seen some shit.
My sister in laws cat, Angel. Always been friendly and grumpy.
He's an old distinguished cat and I think he's in his twenty.
He's an old distinguished cat and I think he's in his twenty.
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is a cat who has seen some shit.
My niece was in a production of Sponge Bob this weekend. Pretty happy with my post-show gift. Instead of giving her flowers, I got her a pineapple, Starburst candy, and a pack of sponges. 🤣🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My niece was in a production of Sponge Bob this weekend. Pretty happy with my post-show gift. Instead of giving her flowers, I got her a pineapple, Starburst candy, and a pack of sponges. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m not staying up for 9 more innings.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m not staying up for 9 more innings.
Huge if true!! @wilwheaton.net
Picard: Wesley, I notice you’ve been requesting a lot of computer files from the early 21st century. Records from that time are… inaccurate at best. There’s a reason we call that era The Great Cringe
Wesley: You’re only saying that because you don’t eat enough beef tallow
Wesley: You’re only saying that because you don’t eat enough beef tallow
October 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Huge if true!! @wilwheaton.net
Getting tipsy makes things way better or way worse. There is no middle ground (And I’m about to find out!)
September 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Getting tipsy makes things way better or way worse. There is no middle ground (And I’m about to find out!)
This bartender seems overly concerned about my hydration. I told him i couldn’t show up to my tour this afternoon “visibly intoxicated,” and he’s been bringing me ice buckets full of water since. I promised to come back after when getting visibly intoxicated would be ok. 🤣🤣
August 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This bartender seems overly concerned about my hydration. I told him i couldn’t show up to my tour this afternoon “visibly intoxicated,” and he’s been bringing me ice buckets full of water since. I promised to come back after when getting visibly intoxicated would be ok. 🤣🤣
Puerto Rico weekend begins… right now.
August 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Puerto Rico weekend begins… right now.
Days that I fake it til I make it are Doing Things to my fitness tracker numbers. But I am in no place to just completely fall apart. I know I’ll get through it, but I really don’t want to have to. Ya know?
August 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Days that I fake it til I make it are Doing Things to my fitness tracker numbers. But I am in no place to just completely fall apart. I know I’ll get through it, but I really don’t want to have to. Ya know?
I am grieving something right now. I’ve found that as long as I stay in denial, I can keep my shit together just enough to make it to the end of the day. Anything else breaks me.
July 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I am grieving something right now. I’ve found that as long as I stay in denial, I can keep my shit together just enough to make it to the end of the day. Anything else breaks me.
And Sab for the 3s!! A New York Liberty sweep!
TASH!!! W skills challenge winner!! I love her so much. #wnbaallstars
July 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
And Sab for the 3s!! A New York Liberty sweep!
TASH!!! W skills challenge winner!! I love her so much. #wnbaallstars
July 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
TASH!!! W skills challenge winner!! I love her so much. #wnbaallstars
Every morning when I leave for work, Seamus is in the window. “Where are you going? When will you be back? Can I eat your socks?” Work. 4:15. No!!
July 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Every morning when I leave for work, Seamus is in the window. “Where are you going? When will you be back? Can I eat your socks?” Work. 4:15. No!!
Me: A friend posted on social media…
My husband: Is this friend a cat?
Me:
My husband:
Me: 🥺
My husband: Is this friend a cat?
Me:
My husband:
Me: 🥺
July 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Me: A friend posted on social media…
My husband: Is this friend a cat?
Me:
My husband:
Me: 🥺
My husband: Is this friend a cat?
Me:
My husband:
Me: 🥺
So, “We’re not buying that pressure washer attachment with three glasses of wine in us. Put that shit in your cart and save it for later,” is a thing I just said.
May 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So, “We’re not buying that pressure washer attachment with three glasses of wine in us. Put that shit in your cart and save it for later,” is a thing I just said.
I asked for ONE thing for Mother’s Day, and my husband fucking delivered!!
@jamieloftus.bsky.social
@jamieloftus.bsky.social
May 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I asked for ONE thing for Mother’s Day, and my husband fucking delivered!!
@jamieloftus.bsky.social
@jamieloftus.bsky.social
I am so tired of living life on hard mode. It’s been non-stop gut punches since December.
May 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I am so tired of living life on hard mode. It’s been non-stop gut punches since December.
Reposted by Joni
In a world of the courageous and the cowardly, be like 60 Minutes, not the bragging big law firms that folded before any fight.
Courage after the fact is cowardice trying to sleep at night.
In all things, be courageous. Our neighbors deserve nothing less.
Courage after the fact is cowardice trying to sleep at night.
In all things, be courageous. Our neighbors deserve nothing less.
April 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
In a world of the courageous and the cowardly, be like 60 Minutes, not the bragging big law firms that folded before any fight.
Courage after the fact is cowardice trying to sleep at night.
In all things, be courageous. Our neighbors deserve nothing less.
Courage after the fact is cowardice trying to sleep at night.
In all things, be courageous. Our neighbors deserve nothing less.
🚨🚨🚨🚨please watch the agility and grace that is Gonzo and the pibecleener
March 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
🚨🚨🚨🚨please watch the agility and grace that is Gonzo and the pibecleener
Oh hi. Did you know you’re upside down?
February 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Oh hi. Did you know you’re upside down?