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@goduckshoogie.bsky.social

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It’s “Who-G”. She/her. Dog Mom AF. Knitter. Feminist. Oregon Girl. Yacht Rocker. Nobody puts me in the corner. #1 fan of MM8 and JH10. Opinions are my own, and damn rad ones at that. Always and forever: #GoDucks

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · Sep 5

Facts.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 54m

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 1h

Something about RATM and chanting "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" really gets me ready for the workday

a black and white drawing of a woman wearing a rock shirt making a horn sign .

ALT: a black and white drawing of a woman wearing a rock shirt making a horn sign .

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4h

Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.

He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 3h

Once again, the wrong one…

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maaaaaaay @mayverywellbe.bsky.social · 8d

zoe saldana should have her oscar taken away for these t-mobile ads

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 16h

CLEARLY!!!

Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 17h

Last week Susan agreed to do a 4pm customer call today and Monday after time change Susan currently hates last week Susan... WTF was I thinking?!?

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

there is no i in team but there is a u in fuck

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 19h

Your tax dollars at work

Forbes @forbes.com · 1d

An FBI jet allegedly traveled to and from a pro wrestling event Patel’s girlfriend performed at last weekend, according to public flight records.

Kash Patel Lashes Out At Critics After Scrutiny Over Alleged Use Of FBI Jet

An FBI jet allegedly traveled to and from a pro wrestling event Patel’s girlfriend performed at last weekend, according to public flight records.

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 20h

Man, I sure picked the WRONG DAY to do lunchtime meeting. People in the 'hood have zero clue what threat they were under until just now, since Hangry Hoogie has eaten. LOL.

a little girl is laying on a bed with the words `` i am hungry '' written on her face .

ALT: a little girl is laying on a bed with the words `` i am hungry '' written on her face .

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 21h

What have I missed?

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It's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 23h

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?

Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 1d

Uh oh.

I have seen a job posting for a senior person as your org and wondered what was up.

Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 1d

POOR BABY

Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 1d

Those silver helmets are super rad and anyone who suggests they wear other helmets should be shitcanned.

Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 1d

HOW DARE YOU

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

Trump's incoherent answers to Norah O'Donnell raise new questions about Joe Biden's mental fitness.

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 1d

Today was sunny so I thought “no way it’s dark by 5:27!”

SUCKAH.

Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a tuxedo is sitting in front of a window and singing hello darkness my old friend

ALT: a man in a tuxedo is sitting in front of a window and singing hello darkness my old friend

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 1d

Me rn:

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 1d

Every time I finish a project on fingering weight I think “never again” and then I see a pretty yarn and here we go again… 🤣

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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 1d

US citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents children would be coming to get bus, lawyers say

U.S. citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say

Lawyers for Carlos Jimenez said he was in fear after an agent threatened him with chemical spray, then pointed a gun at him.

www.latimes.com

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Susan @goduckshoogie.bsky.social · 1d

YESSSSSSS

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

The NYT’s @tonyromm.bsky.social puts it plainly:

“.. he has found new and untested ways to spare certain Americans, like the military, from the pain of the government closure, while claiming he has no power to help others, including low-income individuals ..”

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/02/u...

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 1d

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

from people magazine

Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for
'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results
The president predicted that Democratic Reps.
Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could not perform as well as he did in a cognitive exam
By Greta Bjornson |
Updated on October 28, 2025 10:24AM EDT

from people magazine

Donald Trump Hosts Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Party as 42
Million Americans Brace for SNAP Benefits to Expire
The president hosted the Roaring '20s bash at Mar-a-Lago on Oct. 31 amid the ongoing government shutdown
By Bailey Richards
Published on November 1, 2025 06:19PM EDT

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