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joseph
@godslittleloser.bsky.social
he/him, boxer, I make FKR and one-page RPGs, pinko commie

check out my stuff at https://josephumi.itch.io/
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I haven't done like an introductory post over here, so I'll take a quick stab - I'm Joseph, I make one page RPGs, Shadowdark content, and other OSR/NSR related stuff. I'm not a chud. I usually publish under just my first name or josephumi, and can be found on itch.io. Everything I make is free!
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made a terrible mistake on a couple deadlines and now I find myself w a 1k debt, so I'll be taking more commissions
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow."
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Some games I play and can immediately write about at SCM. They have a single, defining mechanism.

Other games are so elegantly interconnected with theme and mechanisms that it's hard to do them justice in ~1200 words. Much harder (for me) to write about.

Cross Bronx Expressway is one of those.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Qanin, descendants of the Janin
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Congratulations you fucking morons
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Oh you broke ranks and squandered your politically advantageous position on the government shutdown, and the audacious gambit resulted in the most obvious outcome imaginable? You really are a Democrat.
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Schumer is playing chess, not checkers, and he somehow managed to get checkmated in two moves.
Congratulations you fucking morons
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I've made my circle too small.

HODAG is for the people.

And the people?
Let's pray like HECC they are for the HODAG, because if not, ol' Hotdog is COOKED.
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Flying machines collection.
How about yours?
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"You're undoubtedly weaker now. Your position, your atonement, all the mistakes - your duty. Together, they've exposed how pathetic you are. You've sunk so low I can barely stand to look at you. You're not a person. You know that. But don't forget your origin."
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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This Thursday at 6pm GMT I'm giving a lecture with the wonderful @archaeoplays.bsky.social about how to conceive and build living images of the past. All the in-person tickets have been snapped up, but you can still watch online for free (I think via Zoom)

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/carved-in-...
Carved in Stone: Bringing the Picts to Life
This hybrid discussion panel will feature Stout Stoat’s Brian Tyrell and ArchaeoPlays’ Dr Heather Christie FSAScot.
www.eventbrite.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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It's my bday! Wanna share my portfolio around, maybe toss me a comm?

www.izzypetersart.com
Izzy Peters, Illustrator
www.izzypetersart.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"You are a pillar - one that must not be broken. You can hear them can't you? After everything that's been done, the world continues to cheer you on. They cry out for your victory, and that includes your students whose admiration knows no bounds who aspire with their whole hearts to be like you."
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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goodnight
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I have the same algo as the mountain goats
people I was listening to the franklin's tower of house music candidates and youtube just algo'd me into this truly incredible find, enjoy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hn-...
Unreal Tournament '99 Atmosphere Mix
YouTube video by juliomonk
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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📖 Bytes of Game Ads 📺

The throbbing of an idling engine brings blood to the darkness, announcing the awakening of a legend of speed.

Late at night in Yokohama, 1999.

Driving Lagoon.
May 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Alright I have just shared what I have so far on the game on patreon. It is available to read for all free and paid members so if you would like to check it out you can sign up at patreon.com/teeketch

and if you like what I do enough and have the means you can sign up at any of the paid tiers.
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM