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Clive Goddard
@goddardcartoons.bsky.social
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Cartoonist, author, recovering musician.
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Greeting #CardsForSale at #Christmas?
Well, spare a thought for those poor sods who have their #birthday in #December.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Just thought I'd mark #janeausten 's 250th anniversary by revisiting this @privateeyenews.bsky.social #cartoon (Which is considerably less than 250 years old.) #greatauthors #botd #literature #booksbooksbooks
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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You've caught the fish - now buy the T shirt.
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8508....
#christmasgifts #angling
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Let’s hope the shift continues and that Massie and Greene are not the only (R)s with the guts to be vocal about the depravity of the goddamn U.S. President real soon.
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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This is what Presidential Leadership looks like at the time of an unfathomable American tragedy.
#BarackObama
Barack Obama comments on the death of Rob Reiner and his wife. "This is what Presidential Leadership looks like."
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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@murphycartoons.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Looking for #funny #novels for kids aged 7 and up?
Remember, #Walliams is not the only fruit.

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‘Click here for unique type #Christmas #gifts without using #Amazon and giving any more money to that baldie kleptocrat.

#christmasgifts
December 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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OMG! Bonnie Blutak says ‘Click here for unique type #Christmas #gifts for those friends and family who you’re still talking to!’

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December 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Click here for #Christmas #gifts for most of the family!

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December 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I BELIEVE IT —
December 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Click here for #Christmas #gifts for all the family!
Except those miserable buggers with no sense of humour.

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December 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Make a child happy this #Christmas with a #funny #book!

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December 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Looks like it's that time of year again. That special, magical time when I need to plug my books online in the hope of making a few quid.

Let the promo-blitz commence!

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December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Now's your chance to buy a funny, adventure book for a child aged 7 or over, signed by the author, without going to bloody Amazon and making that Bezos bastard any richer.

Ho ho ho!
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Picture show Jeff Bezos asking you not to buy any of my books because he doesn't make any money from the transaction.
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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A cartoon by Clive Goddard
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privateeyenews.bsky.social Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · Oct 30
"He wants to know where he can claim his frequent traveller points"

From the new Private Eye, out now.
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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So...
Here it is...
#MerryChristmas Everybody needs #cartoons

www.zazzle.co.uk/collections/...
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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And getting fatter and richer!!
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Finally, the song's real meaning figured out!!!
Beck song, I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, finally figured out!!! It was written for KKKrumpf & Elonia!
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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We all know who!
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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The squeaker of the house.
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Count Goddard will be arising from his lair to give a talk on 'How To Be A Cartoonist (or Die Trying)' next Tuesday as part of our THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT exhibition at West End Arts Library @goddardcartoons.bsky.social
Details and booking link: procartoonists.org/things-that-...
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October 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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COMING SOON!
My free one hour(ish) illustrated talk on cartooning.
Westminster Reference Library
Tuesday Oct 28th from 6pm.
Book your spot here:

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How to be a cartoonist (or die trying)
A Talk by award winning Private Eye cartoonist GODDARD
www.eventbrite.co.uk
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM