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Why do people think hitting animals or screaming at them is a good punishment for if they do something wrong, just use a time spray bottle with some water, punish them in a way that’s not actively harming them.
December 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
The only old people who should be in charge of anything are people who dedicated almost their whole lives to that profession, like doctors and…that’s the only thing I can think of
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I beat the game…now what
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hope this heartburn goes away

The cheerful chestburster:
October 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Assassins creed syndicate be crazy dawg, im currently in ww1 having a chat with Winston Churchill
October 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I hate it when my balls itch man
October 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I want vermin supreme to be our new president
October 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Why would people go insane from “horrors beyond comprehension” like bro, if we don’t understand it, why would we fear it.
October 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
October 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ocean man implies the existence of land women
September 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why the fuck is hardwood floor so sensitive “oh, you spilled a droplet of water on me for more than a second? I’m gonna ruin your entire floor by bending upwards”
August 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Why would anyone admit this
August 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
@tobyfox.undertale.com have you heard of undertale 2
August 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end
August 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Reposted by Shithead
i'm like if a guy sacrificed his penis to travel through space and time to avoid the apocalypse only to wind up living in a world with no penis and an imminent apocalypse

how do i go back
August 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Why can’t we end the fight of “god creatures humans” and “evolution” by just saying “a god put the bare essentials and let life do its course” and not just humans appearing one day
August 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Reposted by Shithead
everybody point and laugh at the fool
August 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The party has a lot to answer with this statement and I don’t know what the point is here is it doesn’t have a single word about it but it is the party and it’s a lot more important to be able and it’s a little more than just the fact it’s a party that has been in power since it has a little more of
August 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Lil man, your face is scrungled, why so small, yet skin so large
August 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Me the when:
August 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Down here in kitty hawk, went into this store called “TRY MY NUTS” and it’s just a nut shop, and came across a very friendly dog named “cowboy” who has a little gate and sign at the entrance keeping him in the counter area
August 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
August 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Fun fact: there’s an SPC that’s a sun that throws insults at earth
July 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Why do people not like ice? It makes my drinks cold
July 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Love puppy’s that just look like they don’t fit in their skin, like little man, your face is scrungled, grow into it
July 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM