Girlwonder
@girlwonder.bsky.social
Chief Justice of Bluesky and Twitter. Send your craft beers with limited regional availability to women. “That lady said wiener!” I’m fucking awesome.
I swear to God, if Romo says “time is not your friend, here” again, I can’t be held responsible for my actions.
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I swear to God, if Romo says “time is not your friend, here” again, I can’t be held responsible for my actions.
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well, well, well, if it isn’t the deadline of the very simple thing I had 3 months to complete
December 21, 2024 at 5:02 PM
well, well, well, if it isn’t the deadline of the very simple thing I had 3 months to complete
I feel like these refs are getting a bit over the top with their completion signals.
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I feel like these refs are getting a bit over the top with their completion signals.
We had an office secret Santa gift exchange and my secret Santa got me a selection of fruity candies, including Rips, and a gift card to my favorite dispensary. It’s good to work with people who ~get~ you.
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
We had an office secret Santa gift exchange and my secret Santa got me a selection of fruity candies, including Rips, and a gift card to my favorite dispensary. It’s good to work with people who ~get~ you.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Merry Brandybuckcherry
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Afgandalf Whigs
*pained* A Lord of the Rings cover band called Orcestral Manoeuvres In the Dark
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Merry Brandybuckcherry
I failed to recognize that in our current meat environment I would have to order a Christmas roast earlier than usual. As punishment I have to do the unthinkable: go to Costco after work in the week before the holiday. Pray for me.
December 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I failed to recognize that in our current meat environment I would have to order a Christmas roast earlier than usual. As punishment I have to do the unthinkable: go to Costco after work in the week before the holiday. Pray for me.
If you aren’t yet subscribing to Channel 6, this post alone is worth the price.
we at @channel6.bsky.social hold simple beliefs: If you survive to the age of 40 playing in the NFL, you should be allowed to play in jeans channel-6.ghost.io/if-you-are-o...
IF YOU ARE OVER 40 YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY FOOTBALL IN JEANS
Lycra is a young person’s fabric.
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December 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you aren’t yet subscribing to Channel 6, this post alone is worth the price.
I really think JJ McCarthy might be a top tier QB some day if he ever learns how to throw a football.
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I really think JJ McCarthy might be a top tier QB some day if he ever learns how to throw a football.
@rmj.bsky.social and @samesadecho.bsky.social are you guys watching this season of the amazing race?
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
@rmj.bsky.social and @samesadecho.bsky.social are you guys watching this season of the amazing race?
Update: not a bad idea, terrible execution. Very upsetting.
Who says you have to be dead to donate your body to science?
December 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Update: not a bad idea, terrible execution. Very upsetting.
Who says you have to be dead to donate your body to science?
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Who says you have to be dead to donate your body to science?
I keep referring to my dogs as “ya filthy animals” and then getting mad at them for being too young to get the reference.
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I keep referring to my dogs as “ya filthy animals” and then getting mad at them for being too young to get the reference.
Every time someone questions something I’ve done, I’m going to say “I don’t know…I was told it was an Obama-Biden type setup” in the style of a 1920s newspaper man and walk away.
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Every time someone questions something I’ve done, I’m going to say “I don’t know…I was told it was an Obama-Biden type setup” in the style of a 1920s newspaper man and walk away.
My mom likes to remind me every year of what a talented child I was.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My mom likes to remind me every year of what a talented child I was.
Opposing counsel stood me up for a meeting which is incredibly annoying but also really great because it feels like I’ve got an hour of unexpected free time.
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Opposing counsel stood me up for a meeting which is incredibly annoying but also really great because it feels like I’ve got an hour of unexpected free time.
Me, to the Vikings: I love you but, right now, I don’t like you very much.
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Me, to the Vikings: I love you but, right now, I don’t like you very much.
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Also, the decision to go for it there was monumentally stupid. I don’t give a shit that going for it is trendy. You’re 4-7, playing away, and your team has held one of the better teams in the league to 3 points. Tie it up, you dumb fucks.
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Also, the decision to go for it there was monumentally stupid. I don’t give a shit that going for it is trendy. You’re 4-7, playing away, and your team has held one of the better teams in the league to 3 points. Tie it up, you dumb fucks.
My knee jerk reaction was to simply turn the tv off. I didn’t even realize the remote was anywhere near me.
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My knee jerk reaction was to simply turn the tv off. I didn’t even realize the remote was anywhere near me.
Nothing better to cap off a four-day holiday weekend than watching your crappy team with its third string QB take on one of the better teams with the QB your team let go after he shit the bed in the playoffs last year.
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Nothing better to cap off a four-day holiday weekend than watching your crappy team with its third string QB take on one of the better teams with the QB your team let go after he shit the bed in the playoffs last year.
Picking up my mom at the dentist like the good and dutiful daughter I am and they are playing the kind of music in the waiting room where it’s hard to tell whether the singer is stalking a crush or is inappropriately sexualizing Jesus.
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Picking up my mom at the dentist like the good and dutiful daughter I am and they are playing the kind of music in the waiting room where it’s hard to tell whether the singer is stalking a crush or is inappropriately sexualizing Jesus.
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
Me on zoom when a client tells me that they heard my advice not to do something but are gonna go ahead and do it.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue screen
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue screen
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November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Me on zoom when a client tells me that they heard my advice not to do something but are gonna go ahead and do it.