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Girlwonder
@girlwonder.bsky.social
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Chief Justice of Bluesky and Twitter. Send your craft beers with limited regional availability to women. “That lady said wiener!” I’m fucking awesome.
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I am extremely resentful that the commercials (streaming) for the expensive custom dressing room shelving system is trying to manipulate my emotions.
Wait, do they *want* Zohran to win?!?!!
Stephen Miller endorses Andrew Cuomo.
One of the many perks of living in the PNW is that Sir Mix-a-Lot has a commercial for AAA Washington where he calls them to pick up his hooptie.
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
Baseball is so fuckin dramatic.
We all thought that was gone, right?
thank you, I appreciate your enthusiasm
I have started making my own Pinkberry/Menchie’s style frozen yogurt and it is so good I just had to tell Bluesky.
I had that on my grocery list.
For when “something to snack on after you get high as balls” is on your grocery list.
I did it. I bought them. Merry Xmas!
You’ll be able to wear them every holiday season for the rest of your life. That’s how I’m trying to justify it to myself.
I’m sorry but this is just silly.
I take back what I said about it being nice to see you here.
I liked it just because it’s nice to see you, despite the terrible joke.