Scott
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Scott
@giantvinegaroon.bsky.social
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I like reptiles, amphibians, and invertebrates. I keep a few and also enjoy getting outside to observe them in the wild.
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Hi, I'm Scott. I like reptiles, and I'm here because I want to be part of a statistic to piss off Elon Musk. Anyway, here is a Honduran milk snake of mine!

#snakesofbluesky #herpetoculture #snakekeeping #reptilekeeping #reptiles #snakes
Sir this is a Wendy's.
If you're a Jurassic Park fan, as well as a fan kf very crude humor, I strongly recommend The Invisible Raptor. Yup, it's about an Invisible Velociraptor, and yes, it is incredibly ridiculous. 🦕 🦖

#theinvisibleraptor #Velociraptor #JurassicPark #dinosaurmovie #dinosaur
The look of defeat (and de feet) as a common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) accepts the fact that it has been picked up. 🐢

#herping2025 #iliketurtles #snappingturtle #snappinturlul #turtle #reptiles #notanalligatorsnapper
Ayyyyy I just got a molt last week from one too lol
Well, that's one way to start your workday.

Common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) missing a good chunk of its tail. 🐢

#herping2025 #unintentionalherping #liketurtles #commonsnappingturtle
(Continued) once her exoskeleton hardens, she will build a new burrow that I will NOT disturb next time! The general rule is to NEVER dig up a burrowing spider unless the enclosure smells bad, and I will be sure to continue to live by that rule going forward!
(Continued) I also covered the enclosure with a towel to minimize stress. Whether or not the humidity spike and darkness was needed is debatable, but she molted just fine, as you can see. Her molt is on the left, and she is scrunched up and recovering on the right. (Continied below)
Losing hairs and lethargy are common signs that a molt is incoming. I wouldn't want to be very active if my clothes were overly tight, either! To help with the process, I simulated heavy rains by flooding the enclosure and occasionally misting (these seem to trigger molts...continued below)
Also you invited me to do unspeakable things with you. Pretty gay.
Yeah I've heard it before. You're married to save face but secretly sleep with men to satisfy your desires
Bro just admit you are gay. Only closeted individuals are this bigoted
Lmao I knew you were gay
Buddy you're going on PornHub watching dudes jack each other off. Quit lying
You must be in the closet if you're that much a bigot.
Just a word of advice: never capitalize species and subspecies names. Only the genus should he capitalized
I stand corrected but the video in the original post is still AI, and no mention of the scientific name anywhere in the article does make things seem less reputable
Except it isn't. No bird glides with its wings tucked so close to the body, let alone with their tail feathers closed. Not a single reputable link aboht these birds exists. There is also no scientific name, implying everything about these birds is made up.
Is that the one that shows Jumba creating Stitch?
Mario confirmed for Game of Thrones
Lifer plain-belly water snake (Nerodia erythrogaster) basking in a swamp. Water snakes are severely misunderstood animals. Their defensive behaviors are often misinterpreted as aggressive. Such behaviors can be avoided by simply not picking snakes up. 🐍

#herping2025 #herping #snake
It's the Pirates. We know Skenes is gonna go to a contender sooner than later for a bag of spoiled anchovies
Freshly shed brown (Colombian) rainbow boa (Epicrates maurus) 🐍

#snakesofblusky #exoticpetkeeper #petboa #petsnake #exoticpet #shedskin
Here is Raisin in all his freshly shed glory. He had a poop in the background, so i used a different piece of shit (Elon) to cover it up.

#snakesofblusky #ballpython #exoticpetkeeper #petsnake #python #snake
Raisin was given to me on Dec 5th. Bet saw him on Dec 13th. He was rehydratedfor a week prior to the appointment. By the time he got to the vet, he was either 94 or 96 g. This weekend, he shed his skin for a 2nd time, and I decided to weigh him. He has gained 48-50 g in 3 months and 4 days. 🐍