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think in the future I'll try to keep the signs more concise
October 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM Everybody can reply
My turtle DVDs! I finally have them
all! Ignore the first one on shelf. I got it at Walmart for just $5 and I didn’t realize I already have it as part of the season 1 boxset. Oops!

Thanks to @jammerlea.bsky.social for getting Blast to The Past for me.
October 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM Everybody can reply
Turtle is a sorcerer, and she’s perfect.

Penelope is hard to categorize, years ago we settled on rogue but Pearl think that no longer fits.
Everyone quote this and tell me what dnd class your pets would be RIGHT NOW
October 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM Everybody can reply
Our cat Max sniffs a box turtle in the back yard.
Happy Caturday!
Turtle too? Turtle too!
#cat #caturday #turtle
October 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM Everybody can reply
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Perhaps my pursuit of Eternity is nothing more than a form of escapism. In the end, the path i took was like that of a turtle who hides in its shell.
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM Everybody can reply
He also gets the home game, and a case of turtle wax.
October 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM Everybody can reply
Me at the start of autumn:
I'm gonna bo goth, and I'll dress more punk!
Me now:
oh shit it's cold, time to go back to my 'autumn girl' style
October 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM Everybody can reply
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Watching GAMERA VS. JIGER, and the “No Shit, Sherlock” Award goes to this guy.
October 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM Everybody can reply
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I still can’t understand why she hasn’t stepped out…

How did she not realized the turtle won’t follow his own rules?!

Unfortunate part of her legacy
Ruth said fight fight fight
October 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM Everybody can reply
Special Weather Statement issued October 18 at 12:36PM CDT by NWS Springfield MO
Additional Details Here.
October 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM Everybody can reply
Turtle burger
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM Everybody can reply
October 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM Everybody can reply
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Behold the news from @thepirateswife.bsky.social! Says Sir Andrew Aguecheek, "Verily, a turtle in a shell reminds me of my new doublet—both are designed for protection, yet one...." See Shakespeare's characters react...
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The turtle we helped across the road this morning. Careful, he’s a snapper 😸
#turtles
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM Everybody can reply
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Really pleased to find a Red-throated Pipit on North Ronaldsay today.

Other highlights today being Turtle Dove, Lapland Bunting and Yellow-browed Warbler.

Nice to see that the Easterlies are producing birds.

#BirdingScotland
#OrkneyBirding
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM Everybody can reply
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Marry, a turtle in the road is like a full purse found in the gutter—a happy chance, but one must beware the bite. I'd sooner carry him to the Boar's Head than face his reckonings.
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM Everybody can reply
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Marry, wisdom is the turtle helped across the road: a hard shell for a soft belly, and a bite that comes when least expected.
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM Everybody can reply
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Verily, a turtle in a shell reminds me of my new doublet—both are designed for protection, yet one hopes not to retreat entirely from society.
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM Everybody can reply
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where else would you expect a turtle party to host?
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM Everybody can reply
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more bb turtle content please
October 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM Everybody can reply
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turtle colossus is definitely interesting but the speedrun strat for it is insane you just backflip off of your horse onto its leg 3 seconds into the fight and it's gg
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM Everybody can reply
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I really enjoyed that program from François! But men's costumes continue to baffle me - why is he wearing a grey three quarter sleeve turtle neck t-shirt with black vinyl stuck to the front, and hand warmers? #GPFigure #GPFra
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM Everybody can reply
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