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Bluesky’s shittiest shitposter. Kind of cool, but not as cool as your other friends
My tamagotchi died yesterday rip 😢
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
mfs will be basically 100% sure they’re lactose intolerant and then ask for 4 different cheeses on their pizza smfh
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Really need to stop letting myself get so wrapped up in people because why is getting iced out socially at work ruining my life
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Why do pets choose the most inconvenient times to scare the shit out of you
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Every time I start to feel a bit better about work something always just has to knock me down lol
October 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This fkn windowlicker
October 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My hair has been going gray since my early twenties so it’s never really bothered me but for some reason seeing my eyelashes eyebrows and pubes start to do it is really disturbing to me lol
September 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Well, well, well. If it isn’t that thing I wanted forever but suddenly no longer care about.
September 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Inshallah, he will get closer to God.
September 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Bought a buttload of frames to put up a bunch of art and prints I’ve collected over the years up. Putting this handsome boy in the bathroom to judge you on the pot
September 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My bf told me my birthday is in four months and I just started crying lmao
August 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bitch [*endearingly*]
August 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Stopping at the Buc-ees on the way up to Dallas and seeing the other emos making the pilgrimage to the MCR show
a woman pointing her finger at the camera with a blue fence in the background
ALT: a woman pointing her finger at the camera with a blue fence in the background
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August 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I just want to see MCR again without having to drop $300+ on one ticket is that so much to ask 😭😭😭
July 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Why my nipples always trying to abscond from my bra 😒

Sewed those bitches back on wrong smdh
July 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Every headline hits like this
June 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Thought it would be cute to try growing a little tomato plant inside and it’s grown into an absolute monstrosity, come to realize it’s an indeterminate variety and it can grow up to like 8 ft 😵‍💫 but I don’t have the heart to let it die at this point
July 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I think I’d do great as a professional turd polisher
June 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I need a new job so bad but can someone just do the interviews for me 😭
June 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m actually a really horrible person! 😊😃😌
May 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Checked in and cried a lot
May 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh god I’m actually doing it I booked my first big tattoo piece with one of my favorite local artists I’m gonna puke 😵‍💫
May 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The neurodivergent urge to start 10 new hobbies all at once
April 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Lonely girl feels even lonelier than usual, news at 8
April 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM