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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · 9h

mfs will be basically 100% sure they’re lactose intolerant and then ask for 4 different cheeses on their pizza smfh

a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · 6d

Really need to stop letting myself get so wrapped up in people because why is getting iced out socially at work ruining my life

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · 8d

Why do pets choose the most inconvenient times to scare the shit out of you

a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · 19d

Every time I start to feel a bit better about work something always just has to knock me down lol

a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Oct 3

This fkn windowlicker

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Sep 24

My hair has been going gray since my early twenties so it’s never really bothered me but for some reason seeing my eyelashes eyebrows and pubes start to do it is really disturbing to me lol

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Sep 15

Well, well, well. If it isn’t that thing I wanted forever but suddenly no longer care about.

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Angeltrix Point Devil @angeltaz.dev · Sep 13

Inshallah, he will get closer to God.

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Sep 1

Bought a buttload of frames to put up a bunch of art and prints I’ve collected over the years up. Putting this handsome boy in the bathroom to judge you on the pot

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Aug 26

My bf told me my birthday is in four months and I just started crying lmao

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Aug 22

Bitch [*endearingly*]

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Aug 2

Stopping at the Buc-ees on the way up to Dallas and seeing the other emos making the pilgrimage to the MCR show

a woman pointing her finger at the camera with a blue fence in the background

ALT: a woman pointing her finger at the camera with a blue fence in the background

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Jul 22

I just want to see MCR again without having to drop $300+ on one ticket is that so much to ask 😭😭😭

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Jul 14

Why my nipples always trying to abscond from my bra 😒

Sewed those bitches back on wrong smdh

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*Bratan* @mazov.bsky.social · Jun 26

Every headline hits like this

Common Side Effects meme
Marshall: Is this real?
Copano: This is very fucking real!

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Jul 13

It actually had grown taller than the stick its on but it flopped over during a tantrum. It needs a bigger pot lol

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Mx Morgan @mxmorgan.com · Jul 3

danny devito in always sunny in philadelphia saying "you would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an american"

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Jul 2

I am a mother and I will protect my hideous disgusting child

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Jul 2

It’s so thirsty, throws a tantrum every single day and I just keep feeding it for some reason. Probably would not have done this if I thought my life would become little shop of horrors but here we are

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Jul 2

Thought it would be cute to try growing a little tomato plant inside and it’s grown into an absolute monstrosity, come to realize it’s an indeterminate variety and it can grow up to like 8 ft 😵‍💫 but I don’t have the heart to let it die at this point

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Jun 19

I think I’d do great as a professional turd polisher

a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · Jun 4

I need a new job so bad but can someone just do the interviews for me 😭

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · May 29

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m actually a really horrible person! 😊😃😌

a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · May 28

Checked in and cried a lot

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a shade @ghostti.bsky.social · May 26

Oh god I’m actually doing it I booked my first big tattoo piece with one of my favorite local artists I’m gonna puke 😵‍💫

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