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YERAY KIRKPATRICK
@ghcststory.bsky.social
❝ You know? It's quite funny how you always seem to either under or overestimate me, mate. It would be easier for all of us if you didn't estimate me at all. ❞

— Yeray ❝Glitch❞ Kirkpatrick.

{ By #NANI, she/he ; +25 }

❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯
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Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
👻/: ATP my ai slop blocklist is going to need a special "weird trans fetishisation" sub-division because HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Would you like help with that or do you rather I just leave you to it?
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Huh... True. Do you want to go do something?
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Fuck breathing in, let's kick his teeth in.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
👻/: I know, I'm just messing with you
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
👻/: Texting while driving is reckless, Mars
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I am fascinated by the many ways Bart comes up with to never call that man his "grandfather." Honestly? Love the dedication.
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Good morning. Or evening. Or... What time is it again?
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Having an eight year old sister means you have no privacy because she doesn’t know how to shut up.
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trying not to laugh because the speedsters are having the most twin fight ever: "I am cuter than you" said the people who share a face.
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
👻/: The way I am actually making this when I get my taste buds back
@ghcststory.bsky.social

"A spirit needs bold flavours to really enjoy some food."

"We have deep fried fish, a slice of thick salmon belly perfectly brought to temperature. Kettle chips tossed in cayenne, dried herbs, and garlic salt."

~
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
To be fair, I read Bart wrong and I already knew that fun fact.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Uh... The name of the patron saint of lost causes and desperate situations. It was almost my middle name, but then I kind of chose Jude.
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
[He is going to refrain from making any comments about the Tims situation because... What the hell]
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Tim, I need you to think very carefully about how you define duplicate in this scenario.
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Looks at Inertia and Impulse.
Looks at Asha.

❝ Nah, yeah, we won the experiment twin lottery, ❞ he signs.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
❝ Noted. Though... I tend not to catch half the things Kon says anyway. ❞
“.. Yeah. Yeah just turn off the hearing aid if you see Kon, or a blonde boy around—“
❝ It'll fall on deaf ears, ❞ he joked.
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
👻/: I passed my "makes bad puns about their disability" gene on to Yeray, I am NOT sorry
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
❝ It'll fall on deaf ears, ❞ he joked.
“Hi— you should ignore anything and everything that might be said about me..”
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
❝ Hi. ❞
November 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
[Brings out the popcorn]
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🦋💬: "I am hella bored, I am putting on the silly ghost show on Netflix. This is now a reaction thread be advised"
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Good morning. Everything hurts.
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM