Drew
@getcarter.blacksky.app
I love sports, music, writing, and science, but I'm mainly here for the jokes.
Tend your garden and let God handle the rest.
Tend your garden and let God handle the rest.
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The Nets scoring 66 points in game in the pace-and-space era is not of God.
That total belongs in a boxscore from like 2005.
That total belongs in a boxscore from like 2005.
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The Nets scoring 66 points in game in the pace-and-space era is not of God.
That total belongs in a boxscore from like 2005.
That total belongs in a boxscore from like 2005.
The wind coming off Lake Michigan has to feel like getting hit in the face with full sets of kitchen knives.
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
The wind coming off Lake Michigan has to feel like getting hit in the face with full sets of kitchen knives.
These looks are fresh as hell. Salute to JOK.
January 22, 2026 at 12:15 AM
These looks are fresh as hell. Salute to JOK.
Standup comedy.
Building a cohesive set to make a bunch of strangers from different backgrounds laugh on command, for 15 solid minutes or so, seems easy as pie until it starts to go south.
That spotlight get hot -- quickly.
Building a cohesive set to make a bunch of strangers from different backgrounds laugh on command, for 15 solid minutes or so, seems easy as pie until it starts to go south.
That spotlight get hot -- quickly.
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Standup comedy.
Building a cohesive set to make a bunch of strangers from different backgrounds laugh on command, for 15 solid minutes or so, seems easy as pie until it starts to go south.
That spotlight get hot -- quickly.
Building a cohesive set to make a bunch of strangers from different backgrounds laugh on command, for 15 solid minutes or so, seems easy as pie until it starts to go south.
That spotlight get hot -- quickly.
This press conference from the Bills is showing that Josh Allen and James Cook are like a tarp hiding nuclear waste underneath it.
The Bills are cooked as contenders with this leadership.
The Bills are cooked as contenders with this leadership.
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
This press conference from the Bills is showing that Josh Allen and James Cook are like a tarp hiding nuclear waste underneath it.
The Bills are cooked as contenders with this leadership.
The Bills are cooked as contenders with this leadership.
Cheer and gymnasts can be insane athletes, man.
The strength, agility, and coordination necessary to do stuff like this is crazy.
One false move and it's curtains.
The strength, agility, and coordination necessary to do stuff like this is crazy.
One false move and it's curtains.
Weber State with a "WTF did I just watch? (Complimentary)" to win the partner stunt competition at nats
www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...
www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...
January 20, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Cheer and gymnasts can be insane athletes, man.
The strength, agility, and coordination necessary to do stuff like this is crazy.
One false move and it's curtains.
The strength, agility, and coordination necessary to do stuff like this is crazy.
One false move and it's curtains.
With all those UM legends on the sidelines watching it.
I would be ill.
Imagine that being how your college career ends.
The game is cold as hell, man.
I would be ill.
Imagine that being how your college career ends.
The game is cold as hell, man.
Losing the National championship in your home building…..
January 20, 2026 at 4:28 AM
With all those UM legends on the sidelines watching it.
I would be ill.
Imagine that being how your college career ends.
The game is cold as hell, man.
I would be ill.
Imagine that being how your college career ends.
The game is cold as hell, man.
Also:
The Big 10 has won their 3rd national title in a row.
What a world.
Realignment, NIL, and the transfer portal have flipped college football on its head.
Greg Sankey has to be seething.
The Big 10 has won their 3rd national title in a row.
What a world.
Realignment, NIL, and the transfer portal have flipped college football on its head.
Greg Sankey has to be seething.
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Also:
The Big 10 has won their 3rd national title in a row.
What a world.
Realignment, NIL, and the transfer portal have flipped college football on its head.
Greg Sankey has to be seething.
The Big 10 has won their 3rd national title in a row.
What a world.
Realignment, NIL, and the transfer portal have flipped college football on its head.
Greg Sankey has to be seething.
The Indiana Hoosiers are the National Champions in college football.
That is freaking unbelieveable.
That is freaking unbelieveable.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
The Indiana Hoosiers are the National Champions in college football.
That is freaking unbelieveable.
That is freaking unbelieveable.
Miami was getting on a roll.
This ending is gonna be electric no matter what.
This ending is gonna be electric no matter what.
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Miami was getting on a roll.
This ending is gonna be electric no matter what.
This ending is gonna be electric no matter what.
Bruh, how do you get a delay of game to start the drive?
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Bruh, how do you get a delay of game to start the drive?
Ok. Carson Beck, legacy drive on tap.
Let's see what you got.
Let's see what you got.
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Ok. Carson Beck, legacy drive on tap.
Let's see what you got.
Let's see what you got.
He is going to get 10 yards on 3rd and 7 so many times, it's gonna make people sick.
He could turn ino a hell of a redzone target with his frame and hands, too.
He could turn ino a hell of a redzone target with his frame and hands, too.
Becker is going to be a problem in the NFL
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 AM
He is going to get 10 yards on 3rd and 7 so many times, it's gonna make people sick.
He could turn ino a hell of a redzone target with his frame and hands, too.
He could turn ino a hell of a redzone target with his frame and hands, too.
Miami is resilient as hell. Lesser teams would have been KO'd twice.
January 20, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Miami is resilient as hell. Lesser teams would have been KO'd twice.
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There's your #1 pick highlight play.
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
There's your #1 pick highlight play.
Wasting a timeout there might come back to haunt Indiana.
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Wasting a timeout there might come back to haunt Indiana.
Man oh man, Miami. That may have been it.
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Man oh man, Miami. That may have been it.
Miami is absolutely mugging Fernando Mendoza. Their D line got their second wind.
January 20, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Miami is absolutely mugging Fernando Mendoza. Their D line got their second wind.
Strong Safety is gonna see this play in his nightmares if IU loses.
Just took a terrible angle when there was plenty of help inside.
Just took a terrible angle when there was plenty of help inside.
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Strong Safety is gonna see this play in his nightmares if IU loses.
Just took a terrible angle when there was plenty of help inside.
Just took a terrible angle when there was plenty of help inside.
Oh, Miami need that TD bad. Now we got a game.
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Oh, Miami need that TD bad. Now we got a game.
For getting shoved around for most of the 2nd Quarter, Miami is lucky as hell to be only down 10.
But if feels like Indiana has them in a bearhug and the Canes are gonna have a hell of a time getting out of it.
But if feels like Indiana has them in a bearhug and the Canes are gonna have a hell of a time getting out of it.
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 AM
For getting shoved around for most of the 2nd Quarter, Miami is lucky as hell to be only down 10.
But if feels like Indiana has them in a bearhug and the Canes are gonna have a hell of a time getting out of it.
But if feels like Indiana has them in a bearhug and the Canes are gonna have a hell of a time getting out of it.
The one thing Miami could not do, was come up scoreless in that half, and they are about to.
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
The one thing Miami could not do, was come up scoreless in that half, and they are about to.
Miami needs their offense to desperately get at least 3 first downs to give their defense a break.
This game could be 17-0 real fast if the Canes go 3 and out on this drive.
This game could be 17-0 real fast if the Canes go 3 and out on this drive.
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Miami needs their offense to desperately get at least 3 first downs to give their defense a break.
This game could be 17-0 real fast if the Canes go 3 and out on this drive.
This game could be 17-0 real fast if the Canes go 3 and out on this drive.