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A German standing with Ukraine 🇺🇦 Terrified by human stupidity+cruelty. Greed will kill our planet. WE CAN CHANGE THE SYSTEM. #Resistance I+II✊🏻 #STOPFACISM🚫 #UnitedStatesOfEurope🇪🇺 #ClimateCrisis 🌍 #Hamburg 😎 #DogMom🐶 Here for the knowledge

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@GermanCucumber @germancucumber1.bsky.social · Sep 23

How democracy destroys itself from within.

This has always been the ballgame, and the western world is nearing the end-stage of that subversion.

youtu.be/5gnpCqsXE8g?...

Yuri Bezmenov: Psychological Warfare Subversion & Control of Western Society (Complete)

YouTube video by GBPPR2

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@GermanCucumber @germancucumber1.bsky.social · 5h

We all know this by now, but still...

Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13h

Adelita Grijalva now holds the record for longest delay between winng a special Congressional election and being sworn into office.

Why the delay from Mike Johnson?

Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.

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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 14h

And there it is...

Announcement is made that the US House will be out of session again next week

They haven't voted since mid-September

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Will🇺🇸📎✌️🌲 @econaturalist.bsky.social · 1d

🤣

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11h

wait but Speaker Johnson said there was no contingency fund? 🤷🏼

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Zoomer Antimillenarian ♨️ @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 6h

You're all gorging yourself on candy, but have you thanked the Ancestors even once?

Obviously, you should honor the Ancestors by spreading this meme until his Couchiness is compelled to dress up in a costume pleasing to Heaven.

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@GermanCucumber @germancucumber1.bsky.social · 6h

Träumchen. Hier Kaltgetränk und 17° Kerzenwärme im Gartenhaus mit Filmchen. 🫶🏻

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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 19h

TEN CLOSING ARGUMENTS FROM THE ANDREW CUOMO CAMPAIGN

10. Can everybody please just remember five years ago when I cared about the people of this city and wasn’t a complete asshole

9. If you’re scared of Muslims and don’t wanna vote for the beret-wearing lunatic with 17 cats, I’m your guy

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Detroit Breakdown @detroitbreakdown.bsky.social · 18h

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@GermanCucumber @germancucumber1.bsky.social · 6h

Fangs should be the nightmare of the newly emerged oligarchy in America. 😈

iwtvimmortalfamily @iwtvimmortalfamily.bsky.social · 16h

#LouisDePointeDuLac #TheVampireLestat #tvl #tvlamc #tvlcast #interviewwiththevampire #iwtv #iwtvamc #iwtvimmortalfamily #iwtvsky

@GermanCucumber @germancucumber1.bsky.social · 6h

Let them eat cake!!!

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 8h

If I did a marathon gaming and karaoke live stream to raise funds for Feeding America, would you approve of this idea

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@GermanCucumber @germancucumber1.bsky.social · 6h

Dankööööö 😭🥹

@GermanCucumber @germancucumber1.bsky.social · 6h

Und unnützes Zeug, bei vorangegangenen Einkauf. Formaldehyd, Cadmium, Mikroplastik inklusive. Ich bin da nicht ohne Sünde, habs aber bisher zu 70% bereitet nach jedem Einkauf. Allerdings immer noch ehrlicher als Amazon, wo man den Mittelsmann Bezos einfach mitbezahlt bei vielen Sachen.

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 13h

More than 47 million Americans — including one in five children — don’t have reliable, affordable access to nutritious food. And as the cost of living skyrockets, more families are depending on SNAP benefits, or food stamps, to put food on the table.

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@GermanCucumber @germancucumber1.bsky.social · 6h

Woohooo!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 7h

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

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@GermanCucumber @germancucumber1.bsky.social · 6h

Ich war noch nie bei so nem Kreisel dabei, weder auf Twitter noch hier. Ich schätze, 😭 wär das richtige emoji. 😏

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 18h

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@GermanCucumber @germancucumber1.bsky.social · 9h

I knew the memes would be the highlight of this day 😂😂🪄🤪

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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 9h

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Rachel Maddow @maddow.msnbc.com · 12h

this is insane.

www.kivitv.com/canyon-count...

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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 10h

NEW: "According to an incident report obtained by WIRED under South Carolina’s Freedom of Information Act, Mace cursed at police officers, making repeated derogatory comments toward them." @jakelahut.writes.news has the scoop: www.wired.com/story/nancy-...

Nancy Mace Curses, Berates Confused Cops in Airport Meltdown: Police Report

At an airport in South Carolina on Thursday, representative Nancy Mace called police officers “fucking incompetent” and berated them repeatedly, according to an incident report.

www.wired.com

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Marie 🇨🇦 🐸 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 14h

PM Carney just wrapped up a terrific round of trade deals across Asia opening doors, building alliances, and showing the world that 🇨🇦 doesn’t need to rely on the U.S. anymore.

While Trump isolates, Carney connects. Canada’s moving forward without him. 🌏💪

#cdnpoli #Trade
#USDemocracy
#Pinks

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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 14h

Old white men decided the world was progressive enough for them to get rich but now they don’t want anyone else to have a piece of their pie.

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 13h

If only people had warned us all about this.

Woman Baffled When Cops Accuse Her of Random Crime, Saying They Have Cameras Everywhere

"You know we have cameras in that jurisdiction and you can't get a breath of fresh air, in or out of that place, without us knowing, correct?"

www.yahoo.com

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