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Generic Waffle

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30, she/her, musician, mathematician, gamer. Yaptain of Yapitalism. At some point, things became too funny for even the clown to stomach. Too bad that clown ain’t me. I am cring but ur mean an thats worse.

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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · Apr 6

Oh no.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · Apr 5

It’s Sisyphus Saturday! We made it through the week!!!

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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday all transwomen. Wait no. Fallout New Vegas.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Birthday Fallout New Vegas!

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 1d

Be the kind of person that Steve Irwin would be proud of.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 5d

I have seen the redwine supernova music video for the first time in this club, and golly gee wowie! 😳

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 5d

I am, in fact, feeling it now, Mr. Krabs. 😂

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 5d

So maybe I *AM* on chess.com while also in a club in vegas. I thought this was america, dammit.

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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 8d

I got you. Ill just pretend to be you. 😂

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 11d

Doctor’s appointment to get this recommended, where I didn’t even DIRECTLY see my doctor: $249.00

Minimum wage: $7.25

Hours needed to even see a medical professional: 34.35 hours.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 11d

Doctor-recommended bloodwork panel:
$273.20

Minimum wage:
$7.25

Hours needed to follow my doctor’s recommendation:
37.69 hours.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 11d

Doctor-recommended bloodwork panel:
$273.20

Minimum wage:
$7.25

Hours needed to follow my doctor’s recommendation:
37.69 hours.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 11d

Lol. Not even Bluesky wants to admit that 2024 happened.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 12d

Many such cases.

Did you know, however, that, when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band? He said “son, when you grow up, would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten, AND the damned?” He said, “will you defeat them-your demons and all the non-believers,

Thrillhouse Ghouling @thrillhousegaming.bsky.social · 12d

I have a confession.

When I was a baby.....the Pikmin taught me how to walk 😳.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 13d

I wanna see a stage adaptation where the put Erik in a shirt that shows his midriff called “Phantom of the CropTopera”

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 14d

OST BAYBEE.

Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 15d

To summarize: if you want to be like Jane Goodall
1) tell people they matter.
2) tell people to never give up hope.
3) do not like Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

Do i have that right?