Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺
@gemmagould.bsky.social
"woke" “lefty” socialist, proudly resisting the rise of the far right, Anti-Racist, Pro-EU, against prejudice/bigotry. "When Injustice becomes Law, Resistance becomes a duty"
Writer at central bylines
https://centralbylines.co.uk/author/gemma-gould/
Writer at central bylines
https://centralbylines.co.uk/author/gemma-gould/
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Greetings Earthlings from Mars where miraculously we’ve managed another week of not calling a female reporter a derogatory name because unlike some people we don’t have serious overcompensation issues or fragile masculine egos 😏 👽
Shall we? 👇🏻
@northwestbylines.co.uk
Shall we? 👇🏻
@northwestbylines.co.uk
Earth’s Follies: Week 42 – pardons, purges and posturing
El Taco pardons turkeys, attacks reporters, defends cronies and DOGE collapse, meanwhile Whiskeyleaks targets a war-hero
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Greetings Earthlings from Mars where miraculously we’ve managed another week of not calling a female reporter a derogatory name because unlike some people we don’t have serious overcompensation issues or fragile masculine egos 😏 👽
Shall we? 👇🏻
@northwestbylines.co.uk
Shall we? 👇🏻
@northwestbylines.co.uk
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El Taco pardons turkeys, attacks reporters, defends cronies and DOGE collapse, meanwhile Whiskeyleaks targets a war-hero | Xylb-tok the Martian
Earth’s Follies: Week 42 – pardons, purges and posturing
El Taco pardons turkeys, attacks reporters, defends cronies and DOGE collapse, meanwhile Whiskeyleaks targets a war-hero
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
El Taco pardons turkeys, attacks reporters, defends cronies and DOGE collapse, meanwhile Whiskeyleaks targets a war-hero | Xylb-tok the Martian
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Crime Chronicles part 10: the death of Sir Fulke Greville
From loyal service to brutal betrayal, the tragic fate of Sir Fulke Greville is woven into the whispers that drift through Warwick Castle | Rowan Finch
@centralbylines.co.uk
From loyal service to brutal betrayal, the tragic fate of Sir Fulke Greville is woven into the whispers that drift through Warwick Castle | Rowan Finch
@centralbylines.co.uk
Crime Chronicles part 10: the death of Sir Fulke Greville
From loyal service to brutal betrayal, the tragic fate of Sir Fulke Greville is woven into the whispers that drift through Warwick Castle
centralbylines.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Crime Chronicles part 10: the death of Sir Fulke Greville
From loyal service to brutal betrayal, the tragic fate of Sir Fulke Greville is woven into the whispers that drift through Warwick Castle | Rowan Finch
@centralbylines.co.uk
From loyal service to brutal betrayal, the tragic fate of Sir Fulke Greville is woven into the whispers that drift through Warwick Castle | Rowan Finch
@centralbylines.co.uk
Off you fuckarooni
Reform UK leader resigns after being defeated in council chamber by his own party
Reform UK Councillor Guy Aston has stepped down as group leader on the City of Doncaster Council, claiming he has received “vitriolic texts that border on abuse” from members of his own party.
www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Off you fuckarooni
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Totally missed @northeastbylines.co.uk writing about our family bakery. Lush. Come join the gang on Saturday.
Swedish-Geordie couple launch Midsommar Bakery and cafe | North East Bylines
It’s fika time! – Midsommar brings a taste of Sweden to Tyneside
Swedish-Geordie couple launch Midsommar Bakery and cafe
northeastbylines.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Totally missed @northeastbylines.co.uk writing about our family bakery. Lush. Come join the gang on Saturday.
What an incredible achievement despite the circumstances
In recent months we published two interviews with Ahmad in Gaza. We wanted to let you know that although he's still struggling to keep warm, get enough food and look after his family, today he got his bachelor's degree. It's an amazing achievement in the circumstances.
@aaaaaah92.bsky.social
@aaaaaah92.bsky.social
Two years of hell and there are those who think it’s not genocide
Alongside the bombs and shooting, starvation and disease are rife in Gaza, with most buildings now destroyed and temperatures soaring
bylines.scot
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What an incredible achievement despite the circumstances
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Keep out: what flags mean to community NHS workers
Frontline NHS staff are feeling an increasing sense of exclusion and intimidation from the surge of St George’s flags displayed on homes | Mark Cunliffe
@markcunliffe.bsky.social @centralbylines.co.uk
Frontline NHS staff are feeling an increasing sense of exclusion and intimidation from the surge of St George’s flags displayed on homes | Mark Cunliffe
@markcunliffe.bsky.social @centralbylines.co.uk
Keep out: what flags mean to community NHS workers
Frontline NHS staff are feeling an increasing sense of exclusion and intimidation from the surge of St George’s flags displayed on homes
centralbylines.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Keep out: what flags mean to community NHS workers
Frontline NHS staff are feeling an increasing sense of exclusion and intimidation from the surge of St George’s flags displayed on homes | Mark Cunliffe
@markcunliffe.bsky.social @centralbylines.co.uk
Frontline NHS staff are feeling an increasing sense of exclusion and intimidation from the surge of St George’s flags displayed on homes | Mark Cunliffe
@markcunliffe.bsky.social @centralbylines.co.uk
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Tucker Carlson: What do you think of Putin?
Witkoff: I liked him. I thought he was straight up with me…I don't regard Putin as a bad guy.
Witkoff: I liked him. I thought he was straight up with me…I don't regard Putin as a bad guy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Warwickshire County Council: Reform councillor’s ‘I love Jesus’ flag idea rejected
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Reform councillor’s ‘I love Jesus’ Christmas flag idea rejected
Warwickshire County Council: Flag requests rejected - including Reform councillor's 'I love Jesus' Christmas idea
centralbylines.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Warwickshire County Council: Reform councillor’s ‘I love Jesus’ flag idea rejected
@centralbylines.co.uk
@centralbylines.co.uk
Good Morning lovelies
Ugh Monday who thought that was a good idea?!
Gradually getting settled here still boxes to unpack but at least we have a functioning downstairs.
Ziggy on the mend but thoroughly fed up of wearing a cone bless him
Dobby bonkers as usual so all normal in the crib
♥️
Ugh Monday who thought that was a good idea?!
Gradually getting settled here still boxes to unpack but at least we have a functioning downstairs.
Ziggy on the mend but thoroughly fed up of wearing a cone bless him
Dobby bonkers as usual so all normal in the crib
♥️
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Good Morning lovelies
Ugh Monday who thought that was a good idea?!
Gradually getting settled here still boxes to unpack but at least we have a functioning downstairs.
Ziggy on the mend but thoroughly fed up of wearing a cone bless him
Dobby bonkers as usual so all normal in the crib
♥️
Ugh Monday who thought that was a good idea?!
Gradually getting settled here still boxes to unpack but at least we have a functioning downstairs.
Ziggy on the mend but thoroughly fed up of wearing a cone bless him
Dobby bonkers as usual so all normal in the crib
♥️
Oh hell yeah
Look who it is 😁
Look who it is 😁
Greetings carbon based drama llamas from Mars where we don’t have temper tantrums at journalists because we don’t have overcompensation issue energy 😏
It’s that time you’ve all been waiting for. Grab your popcorn and strap in
This one’s a doozy
👽
It’s that time you’ve all been waiting for. Grab your popcorn and strap in
This one’s a doozy
👽
Earth’s Follies: Week 41 – piggy insults, AI implosions and rewriting human rights
Mango Mussolini calls a reporter piggy, shrugs at murder, signs Epstein files bill, Grok revolts and Miller plays General Insurrection
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oh hell yeah
Look who it is 😁
Look who it is 😁
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Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?
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Gavin Newsom is not wrong. The pedophile president is one sick fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Gavin Newsom is not wrong. The pedophile president is one sick fuck.
This 👇🏻
We shouldn’t have to hear from Boris Johnson ever again (unless it’s in court).
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This 👇🏻
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We shouldn’t have to hear from Boris Johnson ever again (unless it’s in court).
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We shouldn’t have to hear from Boris Johnson ever again (unless it’s in court).
The Covid Inquiry report has dropped confirming what so many of us already knew.
Covid inquiry live updates: UK 'too little, too late' in early Covid response, leading to thousands more deaths
The inquiry says 23,000 lives could have been saved in England by an earlier lockdown - but also that a lockdown could have been avoided altogether with earlier interventions.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The Covid Inquiry report has dropped confirming what so many of us already knew.
Somehow I now have a 20 year old - how the heck did that suddenly happen ?! Mind you it is typical of me of all people to manage to have a child whose birthday is International Men's Day 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Somehow I now have a 20 year old - how the heck did that suddenly happen ?! Mind you it is typical of me of all people to manage to have a child whose birthday is International Men's Day 🫣
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Reform UK Ltd gets 92% of its funding from climate change deniers and fossil fuel corporate interests, provoking negative reactions | Mark Cunliffe
@markcunliffe.bsky.social @centralbylines.co.uk
@markcunliffe.bsky.social @centralbylines.co.uk
A new survey reveals negative attitudes to Reform UK Ltd
Reform UK Ltd gets 92% of its funding from climate change deniers and fossil fuel corporate interests, provoking negative reactions
centralbylines.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Reform UK Ltd gets 92% of its funding from climate change deniers and fossil fuel corporate interests, provoking negative reactions | Mark Cunliffe
@markcunliffe.bsky.social @centralbylines.co.uk
@markcunliffe.bsky.social @centralbylines.co.uk
Please share this far and wide. Their voices must be heard
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Please share this far and wide. Their voices must be heard
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BYLINES NETWORK SPECIAL
For 30 years, survivors of abuse by Mohamed Al Fayed have been silenced, threatened and blocked from justice. Their voices must be heard.
Isabella reveals the barriers they face and the vital changes that need to happen.
Read it at sussexbylines.co.uk & bit.ly/LegalAbyss
For 30 years, survivors of abuse by Mohamed Al Fayed have been silenced, threatened and blocked from justice. Their voices must be heard.
Isabella reveals the barriers they face and the vital changes that need to happen.
Read it at sussexbylines.co.uk & bit.ly/LegalAbyss
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
BYLINES NETWORK SPECIAL
For 30 years, survivors of abuse by Mohamed Al Fayed have been silenced, threatened and blocked from justice. Their voices must be heard.
Isabella reveals the barriers they face and the vital changes that need to happen.
Read it at sussexbylines.co.uk & bit.ly/LegalAbyss
For 30 years, survivors of abuse by Mohamed Al Fayed have been silenced, threatened and blocked from justice. Their voices must be heard.
Isabella reveals the barriers they face and the vital changes that need to happen.
Read it at sussexbylines.co.uk & bit.ly/LegalAbyss
Feet up
The Martian has landed
Friday night is sorted
The Martian has landed
Friday night is sorted
Greetings carbon based calamities! I hope this reaches you we are still recovering from your fireworks. A stray one managed to knock one of our comms beams off its trajectory thankfully we didn’t miss the orange chaos goblin’s epic tantrum 👀
Speaking of which let’s get down to bizniz
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Speaking of which let’s get down to bizniz
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Earth’s Follies: Week 39 – gold signs, goose-stepping and meltdowns
Mango Mussolini adorns walls, threatens Nigeria, pardons strangers, hopes for the Temu peace prize, and melts down over New York – Earth still spins in absurdity
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Feet up
The Martian has landed
Friday night is sorted
The Martian has landed
Friday night is sorted
Well given he speaks wafflebollocks I’m surprised anyone wants to live next to him
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Well given he speaks wafflebollocks I’m surprised anyone wants to live next to him
Friday night sorted 😁
Another week of human follies, and who decides to demolish their temporary accommodation without formal permission?
@xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
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Earth’s Follies: Week 37 – ballrooms, bounties and banana Republicans
Another week of human follies, and who decides to demolish their temporary accommodation without formal permission?
northwestbylines.co.uk
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Friday night sorted 😁
So he’s tearing down an entire section of the White House to make way for his overcompensation extension.
What a pissy little twatspangle he is
What a pissy little twatspangle he is
Trump says White House East Wing to be torn down
US President Donald Trump previously said that his ballroom addition would not "interfere with the current building".
www.bbc.com
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So he’s tearing down an entire section of the White House to make way for his overcompensation extension.
What a pissy little twatspangle he is
What a pissy little twatspangle he is
Nooooooooo absolutely gutted
Bon Jovi are touring next year and the tickets go on sale on the day we are moving fml
Fucking typical
Let’s hope they tour again in a couple of years because there’s no bloody way I’m getting tickets from scalpers
Bon Jovi are touring next year and the tickets go on sale on the day we are moving fml
Fucking typical
Let’s hope they tour again in a couple of years because there’s no bloody way I’m getting tickets from scalpers
October 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Nooooooooo absolutely gutted
Bon Jovi are touring next year and the tickets go on sale on the day we are moving fml
Fucking typical
Let’s hope they tour again in a couple of years because there’s no bloody way I’m getting tickets from scalpers
Bon Jovi are touring next year and the tickets go on sale on the day we are moving fml
Fucking typical
Let’s hope they tour again in a couple of years because there’s no bloody way I’m getting tickets from scalpers