Dr. GeekPharm
@geekpharm.bsky.social
retail pharmacist
Star Wars/Marvel/Jurassic Park/LOTR Geek
Funko/Lego collector
Science-based medicine
Star Wars/Marvel/Jurassic Park/LOTR Geek
Funko/Lego collector
Science-based medicine
The Marleys were dead to begin with
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The Marleys were dead to begin with
Once upon a midnight dreary
While I pondered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious
Volumes of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping
Suddenly there came a rapping
As if someone gently tapping
Tapping at my chamber door
While I pondered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious
Volumes of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping
Suddenly there came a rapping
As if someone gently tapping
Tapping at my chamber door
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Once upon a midnight dreary
While I pondered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious
Volumes of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping
Suddenly there came a rapping
As if someone gently tapping
Tapping at my chamber door
While I pondered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious
Volumes of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping
Suddenly there came a rapping
As if someone gently tapping
Tapping at my chamber door
Yo! This is crazy! Tonight's Lego Star Wars Advent calendar came pre-assembled in the bag! Anyone else see anything like this?!
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Yo! This is crazy! Tonight's Lego Star Wars Advent calendar came pre-assembled in the bag! Anyone else see anything like this?!
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I got my plastic jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark 'cuz it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far
As long as I got my plastic jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark 'cuz it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I got my plastic jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark 'cuz it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far
As long as I got my plastic jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark 'cuz it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far
Thinking about the woman who got her second dose of Shingrix on Wednesday and hope I didn't ruin her Thanksgiving...
(Shingrix is a 2 dose series of vaccines against Shingles and most ppl seem to say the 2nd dose is more reactogenic than the first)
(Shingrix is a 2 dose series of vaccines against Shingles and most ppl seem to say the 2nd dose is more reactogenic than the first)
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Thinking about the woman who got her second dose of Shingrix on Wednesday and hope I didn't ruin her Thanksgiving...
(Shingrix is a 2 dose series of vaccines against Shingles and most ppl seem to say the 2nd dose is more reactogenic than the first)
(Shingrix is a 2 dose series of vaccines against Shingles and most ppl seem to say the 2nd dose is more reactogenic than the first)
This is so sad and pathetic. "I wish I was funny and popular. So Im going to make a robot be funny for me"
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is so sad and pathetic. "I wish I was funny and popular. So Im going to make a robot be funny for me"
Received a rx for a teen for ivermectin 3mg tablet qty 60 "take one tablet by mouth everyday"
Me: that's suspicious
*Starts to Google prescriber's name, sees I've searched it before*
Me: that's even more suspicious
🧵
Me: that's suspicious
*Starts to Google prescriber's name, sees I've searched it before*
Me: that's even more suspicious
🧵
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Received a rx for a teen for ivermectin 3mg tablet qty 60 "take one tablet by mouth everyday"
Me: that's suspicious
*Starts to Google prescriber's name, sees I've searched it before*
Me: that's even more suspicious
🧵
Me: that's suspicious
*Starts to Google prescriber's name, sees I've searched it before*
Me: that's even more suspicious
🧵
Has anyone ever heard of using amitriptyline (twice daily as needed) for nausea?!
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Has anyone ever heard of using amitriptyline (twice daily as needed) for nausea?!
Hi, your friendly neighborhood pharmacist here.
This is your occasional reminder that they aren't called essential oils because they're essential for good health (they're not). They're called essential oils because they are made from the "essence", or scent/aroma of whatever plant they come from.
This is your occasional reminder that they aren't called essential oils because they're essential for good health (they're not). They're called essential oils because they are made from the "essence", or scent/aroma of whatever plant they come from.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hi, your friendly neighborhood pharmacist here.
This is your occasional reminder that they aren't called essential oils because they're essential for good health (they're not). They're called essential oils because they are made from the "essence", or scent/aroma of whatever plant they come from.
This is your occasional reminder that they aren't called essential oils because they're essential for good health (they're not). They're called essential oils because they are made from the "essence", or scent/aroma of whatever plant they come from.
Hey, I haven't said anything in a while so this is your occasional reminder:
Ya wanna know how I know masking and distancing works against respiratory viruses?
Because our flu vaccines are now tri-valent (again) instead of quadri-valent
Ya wanna know how I know masking and distancing works against respiratory viruses?
Because our flu vaccines are now tri-valent (again) instead of quadri-valent
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hey, I haven't said anything in a while so this is your occasional reminder:
Ya wanna know how I know masking and distancing works against respiratory viruses?
Because our flu vaccines are now tri-valent (again) instead of quadri-valent
Ya wanna know how I know masking and distancing works against respiratory viruses?
Because our flu vaccines are now tri-valent (again) instead of quadri-valent
The other day, a guy comes to my counter for help finding an OTC for his grandma. She doesn't know what it's called, but she has 1 more pill. He asks for help finding something I've never heard of (Prevalon) and I can't find anything (drug or supplement) online. 🧵
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The other day, a guy comes to my counter for help finding an OTC for his grandma. She doesn't know what it's called, but she has 1 more pill. He asks for help finding something I've never heard of (Prevalon) and I can't find anything (drug or supplement) online. 🧵
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ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.
The President is building an army to attack his own country.
The President is building an army to attack his own country.
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.
The President is building an army to attack his own country.
The President is building an army to attack his own country.
Hey guys, just got back from France. What should I do with all these jewels?
October 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hey guys, just got back from France. What should I do with all these jewels?
Is it a dog whistle? Or do you just have tinnitus?
October 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Is it a dog whistle? Or do you just have tinnitus?
When a nervous kid invites you to hug their emotional support stuffed animal after giving them their flu shot, you know you're making a positive impact in people's lives 😻
#pharmacy
#pharmacy
October 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
When a nervous kid invites you to hug their emotional support stuffed animal after giving them their flu shot, you know you're making a positive impact in people's lives 😻
#pharmacy
#pharmacy
And have you seen the cash price for Paxlovid?!
October 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And have you seen the cash price for Paxlovid?!
The only thing I want to know about Tron Ares (before I eventually go see it) is whether or not the MCP ever gets that Chinese Language File
October 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The only thing I want to know about Tron Ares (before I eventually go see it) is whether or not the MCP ever gets that Chinese Language File
One of life's greatest joys as a dad is listening to your teenage autistic daughter belting out to Huntr/x when she's in the car with you 😻♥️🤩🥺
October 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
One of life's greatest joys as a dad is listening to your teenage autistic daughter belting out to Huntr/x when she's in the car with you 😻♥️🤩🥺
My #pharmacy pet peeve is when I bring a patient into the vaccine room and THEY MOVE THE CHAIR BEFORE THEY SIT DOWN! Like, I put it right there for a reason. You've just moved it farther away from me, the person that needs to be able to reach your arm at the correct angle and without straining!
October 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
My #pharmacy pet peeve is when I bring a patient into the vaccine room and THEY MOVE THE CHAIR BEFORE THEY SIT DOWN! Like, I put it right there for a reason. You've just moved it farther away from me, the person that needs to be able to reach your arm at the correct angle and without straining!
Retail/community pharmacy is such a crazy industry. We're expected perfection bc even a single dispensing error could mean the end of someone's life but we get treated like crap from all directions.
October 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Retail/community pharmacy is such a crazy industry. We're expected perfection bc even a single dispensing error could mean the end of someone's life but we get treated like crap from all directions.
Super nervous right now. Have a job interview starting in 8 minutes 😬🤮
October 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Super nervous right now. Have a job interview starting in 8 minutes 😬🤮
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I was just explaining this to a coworker last week. Autism has always existed, just under a different label.
Changeling
Fae touched
Village idiot
It's been with us for as long as we've been us.
Changeling
Fae touched
Village idiot
It's been with us for as long as we've been us.
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I was just explaining this to a coworker last week. Autism has always existed, just under a different label.
Changeling
Fae touched
Village idiot
It's been with us for as long as we've been us.
Changeling
Fae touched
Village idiot
It's been with us for as long as we've been us.
700 CE: my child has been kidnapped by the fae and replaced by a changeling
2025 CE: my child got a vaccine and the light went out of their eyes.
Same superstition, different label
#autism
2025 CE: my child got a vaccine and the light went out of their eyes.
Same superstition, different label
#autism
September 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
700 CE: my child has been kidnapped by the fae and replaced by a changeling
2025 CE: my child got a vaccine and the light went out of their eyes.
Same superstition, different label
#autism
2025 CE: my child got a vaccine and the light went out of their eyes.
Same superstition, different label
#autism