Geeka 🧬 🖥️🧪
@geeka.bsky.social
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Clinical image analysis scientist. PhD in Virology. Certified Cytometrist. Live Music enthusiast. I am an indoor cat. 🧬 🧪 Life long Yinzer. Kobo-enthusiast. My online presence does not reflect that of my employer.
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geeka.bsky.social
I have a really warm fuzzy coat that I might describe as like wearing the skins of a muppet.
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khoavuumn.bsky.social
Will I get a good income out of doing a PhD? Of course not.

But will I at least also find a stable job that allows me to pursue my research? Also no.

But will I at least be happy doing what I like? Hahaha also no.

Sounds like a terrible career. Where can I find the application?
geeka.bsky.social
I want an insulin daddy: someone who pays for my healthcare.
geeka.bsky.social
I only need to know 4 numbers: phone, address, SSN and my employee number from a job I had in 1996.
geeka.bsky.social
I dropped the objective.
safabric.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Cefiderocol-resistant Pseudomonas osteomyelitis" 👻👻
darrenirwin.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Developed new species concept"
geeka.bsky.social
Today is a great day to put the waterproof spray on your boots because you can still leave them outside until the headache inducing smell goes away.
3 pairs of Chelsea boots (grey, brown and black) lined up on an outdoor deck box after being sprayed with silicone spray.
geeka.bsky.social
If someone wants to buy me the diptyque one, there a toenail painting video.
geeka.bsky.social
It’s $2.20 at my building cafe. Which is still too much.
geeka.bsky.social
I used to have the worlds dumbest dog, and as I was walking her at 2am, looking at my phone, I looked up and were surrounded by a pack of 10 deer. I froze, she didn’t even notice.
geeka.bsky.social
Sometimes your spoiled cat just wants to put his head on your shoulder when you’re prepping dinner. I have to walk around like this rocking him.
A woman holding a cat on her hip. The cat is facing away from the camera with his head resting on her shoulder.
geeka.bsky.social
A friend of mine just retired from the airport. He meets up with his friends to recreate their coffee klatch every few months. It was hard work, but he makes more in retirement than he ever made working.
geeka.bsky.social
Prepare for the ‘vid shot taking you down for a bit.
geeka.bsky.social
Nah. You’re good! I’m weirdly picky about food textures.
geeka.bsky.social
I wasn’t aware that anyone over the age of 10 actually drank milk! Cheese and ice cream I’m ok with, milk just grosses me out.
geeka.bsky.social
Between allergies and colds, my nose would be always red! For a bit they had antiviral tissues that were impregnated with citric acid and that ruined my nose.
geeka.bsky.social
As cold and allergy season ramps up, let me remind you that buying the lotion tissues will save your nose, but if you wear glasses, write yourself a note on them to not use on your glasses.
geeka.bsky.social
I think J is a few years older than you. It doesn’t do a great job of holding up, but he understood why it was an important movie. (The whole kids left alone in weird situations that’s a GenX hallmark)
geeka.bsky.social
Given how many people I know named heather, it really is a block! I made J watch Goonies last year because he had never seen it.
geeka.bsky.social
Why can’t they start the timer from when you called??
geeka.bsky.social
I have not seen Titantic or Heathers.
hannahfearn.bsky.social
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
geeka.bsky.social
I bought a new hand held carpet cleaner because cats and I cleaned the seats on my dining room chairs and I can’t believe how filthy the water was. The fabric is cream colored and the cats slobber on them but this was offensive.
geeka.bsky.social
It *could* be an ARC, so I’m just going to have to wait and see. Usually I don’t forget what I ordered cause I’m excited for it.
geeka.bsky.social
I was always so jealous of the girls that would round off into the ropes. I could barely do normal jump rope.