The end behavior of the theory “the customer is always right” is that I get praised as “cultured” for listening to eurobeat and anime soundtracks

If you purchased the most average factories in the world, you would own the means of production.

Really don't like the new tech box (on left, old tech box on right) for the GPF. It's more of a flat graphic instead of a box, has this weird line break between the element and the Base Value. I prefer the old box's "understand this other person's score is the current 1st place" over a big gold 1.

Candid camera while on vacation :o

A fighting game player who prefers stick thai over pad thai

A Starbucks fighting game where light/medium/heavy are replaced with tall/grande/venti

gonna assume this was a spellchecker thing and not the intended translation

Dumb guy in a B-tier comedy movie who thinks dry cleaning means skipping the washer and putting your clothes directly in the dryer.

The term "breadwinner" implies the existence of breadlosers. such as Jean Valjean.

Forgot to pack a hat before flying off to France, so I had to stop in French Wal-Mart and buy a 4 pack of Hanes berets.