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Gavin Jasper
@gavin4l.bsky.social
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Den of Geek writer, wrestling enjoyer, says stupid crap. Host of Zeroes of Wrestling, a podcast about watching the worst-rated matches of every wrestling PPV: https://redcircle.com/shows/zeroes-of-wrestling
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2h
(11/11)
Dead Ned Flanders getting poked in the eye with a stick Ut Supra Sic Infra Homer's body chopped up on a conveyor belt in Hell Fun Size Sideshow Bob about to stab Bart Kidprint Homer being attacked by cleaning mascots Home Haunt
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2h
(10/11)
Poochie Fur Babies Bart with a fly head Stowaway Bart mutated after drinking a canned beverage Diet Phantasma Barney dressed as a baby Coochie Coochie Coo
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2h
(9/11)
Leonard Nemoy talking about aliens Abduction/Adduction Homer cornered by Big Bird Stork Robot Marge Dream Girl The Simpsons parachuting Live and Let Die
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2h
(8/11)
Homer wandering a hidden corridor with a skeleton behind him God of Death CGI Homer TKNOGD Lisa spraying Bart with a water gun Ambrosia Goth Lisa Dreamkill
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2h
(7/11)
A Jimmy Carter statue The Gawkers Bart in Hell To Hell and Back Bart forced to stare at a cigarette ad Total Copy Homer no-selling horrible wounds No Wake
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2h
(6/11)
Homer and his vigilante militia Terror Milhouse half-dead in the aftermath of a concert riot Shredding Smithers forced to be buried alive with a dead Mr. Burns Suicide Bid The Simpsons having fallen down a lava slide on a Japanese game show Ozzy's Dungeon
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2h
(5/11)
Milhouse as security, walking through a warehouse Holy Hell Ratboy Bart Storm Drain Dead Bart in a coffin The Empty Wake Cyborg Bart The Subject
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2h
(4/11)
Milhouse the Magician being attacked by cats Dante the Great Herb and Homer pointing at each other Parallel Monsters Homer about to punch skeleton Kirk Bonestorm (not THAT Bonestorm) Confused Krusty Gorgeous Vortex
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2h
(3/11)
zombie bullies kicking zombie Skinner's head around A Ride in the Park Ralph Wiggum covered in blood Safe Haven Bart from Santa's Little Helper's POV Slumber Party Alien Abduction Homer in an ice cream truck as people chase after Vicious Cycles
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2h
(2/11)
Kang on a couch with Marge The Sick Thing That Happened to Emily When She was Younger A train running over a car 10/31/98 Lenny giving a hefty thumbs up Tape 49 Homer with a gross eye Phase I Clinical Trials
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2h
V/H/S segments as explained with the Simpsons (1/11)
Abe Simpson sleeping on the couch as Bart and Lisa look at him Tape 56 Homer imagining Marge as some goofy demon creature Amateur Night Homer stalking a bed with a knife Second Honeymoon A blurry video recording showing something in the woods Tuesday the 17th
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 1d
I ship them.
Lord Raptor from Darkstalkers Scylla from Hades II
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2d
(3/3)
The mysterious old man from Treehouse of Horror saying, "They decided on Nick Aldis as the final boss." Homer stares, confused. The mysterious old man from Treehouse of Horror saying, "He's incredibly mid."
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2d
(2/3)
The mysterious old man from Treehouse of Horror saying, "Superstars is missing Savage and Andre." Homer Simpson says, "That's bad." The mysterious old man from Treehouse of Horror saying, "But there is a sequel on modern consoles." Homer Simpson saying, "That's good!"
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2d
I'm not the kind of guy to get one of those retro arcade machines, but the Wrestlefest stuff kind of bothers me. (1/3)
The mysterious old man from Treehouse of Horror saying, "The Wrestlefest arcade cabinet is missing three wrestlers." Homer Simpson saying, "That's bad." The mysterious old man from Treehouse of Horror saying, "But it comes with WWF Superstars!" Homer Simpson says, "That's good!"
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 2d
I'm watching the Ibushi match from Collision, and it's like the bell hop scenes from Hot Tub Time Machine.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 3d
Rockula came out in 1990, so there's a non-zero chance these guys met.
Rockula The end scene from Sinners
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 3d
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 3d
Was reminded of Grimace's hit single. youtu.be/8u-uTVr3PbA?...
I Like To Scare Myself
YouTube video by Brian Draney
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 3d
And ready
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 3d
Have never seen it, but by description alone, it's been on our list for this kind of thing for a long time.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 3d
The wife just spent 19 days working straight, so tonight we're going to get high as hell and do a mostly-vampire-themed marathon.
Fright Night remake Elvira's Halloween Special Ducky Horror Picture Show Rockula
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 3d
In Hades 2, finally beat the big doggo. Did all right against Chronos on the first try.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 3d
Recording this week's Zeroes of Wrestling just reminds me of how insanely white hot Sycho Sid was during several months in 1996.
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 3d
Children of Super Calo
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 3d
We’re in the Cool Guy Luchador golden generation.
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