Gary Gifford
@garygifford.bsky.social
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Lifelong liberal, avid #mtb rider, #Nordicski er, gym rat, proficient gun owner, potty mouth & Trump hating retired LEO. Meme maker & thief #Mensa #NAFO #Resist #Cats Secular Humorist. From #BayArea. Lives in #PNW Straight #Ally. substack.com/@garygifford
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Flashbangs are like rubber hand grenades, they are tossed and they go off a few seconds later. Rubber projectiles can be fired out of 12 guage shotguns. Former LEO here.
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Follow this account 👇
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Saying Dan Scavino will choose “almost all positions in government” implies a loyalty-based purge or centralization of hiring, not standard staffing. It echoes efforts like Project 2025 / Schedule F, aimed to dismantle civil service protections to replace expertise with loyalty.
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C'mon Marge. You were doing so well. Did you stop taking your medication?
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Looks lik Michael McKean's character in Spinal Tap.
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Marc Elias has hypothesized that this was another intended DM to "Pam".
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Fuck that guy; get him the fuck out of the Senate
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Ha ha ha
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This has real -- I intended to dm "Pam" -- energy.
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And they've always said covid is spread by bats, so mask up!
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This mother fucker is stupid.
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Biden wasn’t president yet. These folks aren’t too bright
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When the Dems ever take power again they will simply defund it.
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A very similar inflatable frog costume is available on their website for $59 with free shipping. Different colors, but otherwise very similar.
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Thanks for the reminder. Just sent $20 as I do once a year.
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Need a law that requires all memes to be date stamped 🤣
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They have some good ones. Inflatable Penis costume, Alien with a penis, Cartman, Pickle Rick, Barney, gorilla. Standard 8 ft. tall T-Rex (calling myself Antifa-Rex) for me.
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It is clear to anyone with a brain that someone in an inflatable frog costume cannot pose the requisite threat required for an official to deploy a chemical agent into the costume's air intake fan. This is excessive force and fascism.
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Take notice, folks: All of the politicians and other fascists lying about the No Kings protests coming up on October 18th do not ever use the term "No Kings", because they know how apropos the name is and don't want to promote the accurate narrative that Trump seeks to be a dictator.
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The do have a great selection...
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The violent mayhem last night outside the Portland ICE facility. Credit: The Oregonian
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They do appear to be overreacting. I hope they get their shit together soon. It is an important element to recent and future court decisions that local law enforcement is able to effectively deal with protests in order to keep the military out of the business of policing.
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The inflatable frog costumes are available online only from Spirit Halloween. Mine should arrive before Oct. 18th www.spirithalloween.com/product/adul...
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