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in remission from the curse of the Amish (dog toes) | MN diaspora | csh stan | union posting | math phd candidate | they/them | 28 | 🏳️‍🌈 | it's pronounced gal-WAH
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Applying for jobs that I have a minimal chance of getting, but it’s fun to imagine my life in such exotic places as Paris, Xi’an, and Ottawa
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Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!
Sexy Decahedron
Your halloween costume is "sexy" + the last thing you googled.

Sexy Michael D. Higgins
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Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
Polyhedra are haunting my dreams
Something about “my grandpa didn’t kill Nazis/fascists for this to happen/for them to land in the white house”? Or “great-great-grandchild of immigrants 🤝 current immigrants; it’s both or it’s neither”? Something more aggro, “we need Nuremberg 2”? I have a few more unhinged ideas that I won’t post.
I need to make a sign for protests and such, but I don’t know what slogan/picture to put on it. Any ideas?
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The NYC mayoral debate starts with Mamdani promising to raise taxes "on Andrew Cuomo's donors."
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
One time a driver got angry at me while I was biking; after one or two back-and-forths, I ended the convo by yelling from a block away, as I biked away, “if you’re so pissed, then buy a gun and kill me”. One of the more unhinged things I’ve done.
Successful long weekend of parents visiting. Did lots of CNY stuff, including:
CNY regional market
Cornell lab of ornithology
Finger lakes wineries
Indigenous peoples day festival
Erie Canal museum
1911 Established Beak & Skiff Apple Hill Campus
Bike to green lakes SP for a picnic & hike
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The amount of pussy this dude probably gets is insane

Homie don’t gotta wait for the roads to get wet to drift
Biking to green lakes SP with my parents for a picnic
Saw Gauss and Archimedes at the flea market
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Their description is just so vivid; I’ve lived it a thousand times and still the words they wrote conjure an image more powerful than my memories. It might be the most beautiful single paragraph I’ve ever read.
I read their description of the common loon while listening to loon calls. It so perfectly evoked in me the feeling of being home, of being with family, of contentment & happiness, that I stopped reading it aloud to my friend mid-sentence as my eyes filled with tears.
Cried at the Cornell Lab of Ornithology today.
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i saw people saying '6 7' and didn't get the reference so i searched for it on here and the first thing i saw was a picture of two buff furry wolfmen jacking off into a urinal. good night
I’ve always said the Yankees (and their fans) are evil
I’ve come to the realization with my research that no one is using the tools I’m using to do the things I’m doing, so no one has asked the questions I’m asking; however, many people have asked questions so closely related to me that I can basically copy and paste entire papers