Captain Gabriel Lorca
@gabriellorca17027.bsky.social
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Done and done.
I’ll let Stamets know we need an urgent black alert.

You can call Alex an idiot when we bring him back onboard.
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Alex did something stupid. We have to circle back to Qo'nos...
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Alex did something stupid. We have to circle back to Qo'nos...
Already taken care of.
[Mutters] Damn things...always getting in the way.
I'll call the biologists and engineers; they should be able to work together to keep the whale safe onboard during the trip to the sanctuary.
[Nods] Part of our duty to wrangle it in.
[Nods] Part of our duty to wrangle it in.
That's a good idea.

There's knuckleheads that might be trying to catch this one.
We'll drop it off at the closest sanctuary.
We'll drop it off at the closest sanctuary.
[Smiles, biting her lip]

[Nods] We will have to make sure that no one fucks with it.
[Smirk] Gladly.

Eh, this one's alive, so....protected species. Can't eat it.
[Smirk] Gladly.

Eh, this one's alive, so....protected species. Can't eat it.
[Blinks]

Fuck me against the bulkhead.

[Smiles, laughs softly]

Why don't you reel it in, and hopefully we have enough BBQ sauce for this.
SPACE WHALE
I have a feeling there will be some sort of fuckery today.

I hope to be wrong.
Totally went offline.
Uh huh....
That was one time!
And there was a temporary fuck-up with the grav system.
Awwww, snookums!
Up for a run, later?
Core day.
Beth made me go for a personal best. My legs are jello. Trainers are mean!
That was one time!
And there was a temporary fuck-up with the grav system.
I'm surprised he hasn't already!
You're right.

He's had plenty of time here to do something stupid and embarrass himself.
He's probably already on it!
You fucking idiot.
I'm not gonna break my ass!! [Almost loses balance]

Ooh!
Recording in case you slip and break your ass.

That'll be one for the end of year security gag reel!
He's probably already on it!
[Laughs with him]

That he is.

Jen needs to hurry up and get him down from there! He's going to make this year's gag reel.
[Laughs] He's putting on a show, that's for sure.

God, he's screeching Sweet Caroline!
[Laughs] He's putting on a show, that's for sure.

God, he's screeching Sweet Caroline!
[Blinks]

Of all people, he should know better than to do that. I would expect that from a cadet.

Jen did say she had a suspect to apprehend at the gala, so maybe she's after him.
You mean like dumbass Alex walking along beams during a security gala....?
You mean like dumbass Alex walking along beams during a security gala....?
I have a sinking feeling that something weird will happen today.

Be safe, don't do any stupid shit.
Recording in case you slip and break your ass.

That'll be one for the end of year security gag reel!
Entertaining the crowd with a 2 for 1 show at the security gala.
[Groans, gagging]

At least your...[gags] organs are all internal.

Don't think Doc needs to know about this.
[Sighs]

Gabey, giving birth to our daughter was like pushing a watermelon through a straw.

[Quickly unzips him and places an ice pack on him]

Do you want me to call Dr Culber, or do you think ice will be enough?
[Whimpers]

You'll never know the pain of zipping yourself [almost gags in pain]
[Whimpers]

You'll never know the pain of zipping yourself [almost gags in pain]
[Nods]

I'll get you some ice, and I really wish you hadn't tried to force yourself into that uniform.
[Yelps, trying to zip himself up]

That's gonna require ice...
[Yelps, trying to zip himself up]

That's gonna require ice...
[Smiling, biting her lip]

I don't mind the view, though the crew doesn't need to see this.

I'll replicate a new uniform.
[Grunts, trying to squeeze into a proper blue one]

And the fucker shrunk the only other one I have!
[Grunts, trying to squeeze into a proper blue one]

And the fucker shrunk the only other one I have!
He's in for it now.

I'll lock him out of the gym, and might bribe the lower decks to pull a prank on him within reason.
Dyed my fucking uniform red!!
Dyed my fucking uniform red!!
I knew something wasn't right when he wasn't in the gym as usual.

What trouble has he gotten himself into this time?
What....the fuck...
This fuckery has Alex written all over it.
What....the fuck...
This fuckery has Alex written all over it.