@alexanderjlorca.bsky.social
He went off-ship. That's as far as I know.
[Grins]
[Grins]
Is he taking them for a checkup? Otherwise, he might be ahead of you in dealing with this creep.
That sounds very Terran.
That sounds very Terran.
Portobello went with Gabe and Ziggy.
They'll kiss their own ass after kissing mine.
Then they'll be breathing through a tube.
They'll kiss their own ass after kissing mine.
Then they'll be breathing through a tube.
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
He went off-ship. That's as far as I know.
[Grins]
[Grins]
Portobello went with Gabe and Ziggy.
They'll kiss their own ass after kissing mine.
Then they'll be breathing through a tube.
They'll kiss their own ass after kissing mine.
Then they'll be breathing through a tube.
[Nods]
I’ll leave this to you.
Make them kiss their own ass while you're at it, considering the behavior.
I'm surprised she didn't let Portobello loose. They would have been a squeak toy.
I’ll leave this to you.
Make them kiss their own ass while you're at it, considering the behavior.
I'm surprised she didn't let Portobello loose. They would have been a squeak toy.
Uncle Alex has this one covered. Someone bein' a sleaze.
And they're gonna eat their teeth.
And they're gonna eat their teeth.
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Portobello went with Gabe and Ziggy.
They'll kiss their own ass after kissing mine.
Then they'll be breathing through a tube.
They'll kiss their own ass after kissing mine.
Then they'll be breathing through a tube.
Uncle Alex has this one covered. Someone bein' a sleaze.
And they're gonna eat their teeth.
And they're gonna eat their teeth.
What was said about Jen?
I’ll let you handle it while Gabe is busy.
If it's especially heinous, I'll send Terran Gabe. He will scare them shitless.
I’ll let you handle it while Gabe is busy.
If it's especially heinous, I'll send Terran Gabe. He will scare them shitless.
Who said WHAT about my niece?!
Gabe's away, so....yall deal with me.
Gabe's away, so....yall deal with me.
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Uncle Alex has this one covered. Someone bein' a sleaze.
And they're gonna eat their teeth.
And they're gonna eat their teeth.
Who said WHAT about my niece?!
Gabe's away, so....yall deal with me.
Gabe's away, so....yall deal with me.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Who said WHAT about my niece?!
Gabe's away, so....yall deal with me.
Gabe's away, so....yall deal with me.
Or anything else handywork.
Not where plumbing is concerned.
He's not exactly a handyman.
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Or anything else handywork.
He's not exactly a handyman.
He thought he could fix it, and I wasn't about to tell him no. He does like to tinker with stuff.
Well, he didn't!
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
He's not exactly a handyman.
Well, he didn't!
[Half smiling]
He told us to call the fucking plumber, and you had to help with the sink so it didn't land on his head!
He told us to call the fucking plumber, and you had to help with the sink so it didn't land on his head!
[Snorts, laughing] Told him he should have just gone with a plumber instead of tryin' to fix it himself.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Well, he didn't!
[Snorts, laughing] Told him he should have just gone with a plumber instead of tryin' to fix it himself.
It's the night we wish we could forget!
I think he taught me a few new uses for my favorite curse words while balancing the sink and pipe.
I think he taught me a few new uses for my favorite curse words while balancing the sink and pipe.
I still can't get that outta my head! [Laughs]
Half the sink in one hand, pipe in the other, trying to keep the rad from bursting with his foot!
Half the sink in one hand, pipe in the other, trying to keep the rad from bursting with his foot!
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
[Snorts, laughing] Told him he should have just gone with a plumber instead of tryin' to fix it himself.
I still can't get that outta my head! [Laughs]
Half the sink in one hand, pipe in the other, trying to keep the rad from bursting with his foot!
Half the sink in one hand, pipe in the other, trying to keep the rad from bursting with his foot!
[Smirks]
I remember that night, and he won't be too happy that you've reminded him of it.
I remember that night, and he won't be too happy that you've reminded him of it.
[Snorts, laughing]
The anniversary of....[snickers] that night Gabey got his ass kicked by a busted sink!
The anniversary of....[snickers] that night Gabey got his ass kicked by a busted sink!
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I still can't get that outta my head! [Laughs]
Half the sink in one hand, pipe in the other, trying to keep the rad from bursting with his foot!
Half the sink in one hand, pipe in the other, trying to keep the rad from bursting with his foot!
[Snorts]
[Confused]
It's not May.....
What....?
Oh you fucking asshole.
It's not May.....
What....?
Oh you fucking asshole.
Ha!
Happy fuckin anniversary, Gabey!
Happy fuckin anniversary, Gabey!
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
[Snorts]
[Snorts, laughing]
The anniversary of....[snickers] that night Gabey got his ass kicked by a busted sink!
The anniversary of....[snickers] that night Gabey got his ass kicked by a busted sink!
What anniversary?
If you're referring to me and him, that's near the end of May.
If you're referring to me and him, that's near the end of May.
Ha!
Happy fuckin anniversary, Gabey!
Happy fuckin anniversary, Gabey!
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
[Snorts, laughing]
The anniversary of....[snickers] that night Gabey got his ass kicked by a busted sink!
The anniversary of....[snickers] that night Gabey got his ass kicked by a busted sink!
Ha!
Happy fuckin anniversary, Gabey!
Happy fuckin anniversary, Gabey!
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ha!
Happy fuckin anniversary, Gabey!
Happy fuckin anniversary, Gabey!
True. Some as therapy dogs has definitely helped.
In my opinion, the dogs have been doing well from what I've seen. The crew seems happier with them here.
They were worried about how the dogs would perform out in space. Seems they've been testing alright.
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
True. Some as therapy dogs has definitely helped.
They were worried about how the dogs would perform out in space. Seems they've been testing alright.
I'm going to light a damned fire under Command’s collective ass for this program.
Right now, we need all the help we can get.
Right now, we need all the help we can get.
I'll see what I can pressure Starfleet into sending. They haven't started a full breeding program for K9s yet. Still in test mode.
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
They were worried about how the dogs would perform out in space. Seems they've been testing alright.
The whole thing is set to start in a few hours.
That's good, and I'll be right there hopefully soon.
Jen and Gabe are boarding to assist with Portobello and Zig.
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The whole thing is set to start in a few hours.
I'll see what I can pressure Starfleet into sending. They haven't started a full breeding program for K9s yet. Still in test mode.
Thank you. The situation here is unholy, and very weird.
I would not mind if a few K-9s came over, maybe four per deck if that is possible.
I would not mind if a few K-9s came over, maybe four per deck if that is possible.
@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social
On a scale of, say...1-10, this one's a 47.
Shipwide lockdown and emergency protocol have been ordered for the Enterprise. We're taking them in as their security sweeps, deck by deck.
On a scale of, say...1-10, this one's a 47.
Shipwide lockdown and emergency protocol have been ordered for the Enterprise. We're taking them in as their security sweeps, deck by deck.
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'll see what I can pressure Starfleet into sending. They haven't started a full breeding program for K9s yet. Still in test mode.
Jen and Gabe are boarding to assist with Portobello and Zig.
For now, keep Logan close to you.
We....always have something to do on board.
I'm talking about now.
I'm talking about now.
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Jen and Gabe are boarding to assist with Portobello and Zig.
@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social
On a scale of, say...1-10, this one's a 47.
Shipwide lockdown and emergency protocol have been ordered for the Enterprise. We're taking them in as their security sweeps, deck by deck.
On a scale of, say...1-10, this one's a 47.
Shipwide lockdown and emergency protocol have been ordered for the Enterprise. We're taking them in as their security sweeps, deck by deck.
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social
On a scale of, say...1-10, this one's a 47.
Shipwide lockdown and emergency protocol have been ordered for the Enterprise. We're taking them in as their security sweeps, deck by deck.
On a scale of, say...1-10, this one's a 47.
Shipwide lockdown and emergency protocol have been ordered for the Enterprise. We're taking them in as their security sweeps, deck by deck.
We....always have something to do on board.
I'm talking about now.
I'm talking about now.
I meant when you return.
I'm....off ship on a Starbase.
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We....always have something to do on board.
I'm talking about now.
I'm talking about now.
I'm....off ship on a Starbase.
You can always join Jen on her rounds.
Gabe only goes in cases of extreme fuckery.
Gabe only goes in cases of extreme fuckery.
He's missing his usual rounds [laughs], and he's been vocal about it.
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm....off ship on a Starbase.
He's missing his usual rounds [laughs], and he's been vocal about it.
[Smiles] He is always with Gabe.
Logan has had something to do today. He's been keeping you safe even though you're off duty.
Logan has had something to do today. He's been keeping you safe even though you're off duty.
Zigs? [Laughs] Nah, he's with Gabe.
I mean my boy, Logan.
He's been climbing the walls without a job to do, today.
I mean my boy, Logan.
He's been climbing the walls without a job to do, today.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
He's missing his usual rounds [laughs], and he's been vocal about it.
Zigs? [Laughs] Nah, he's with Gabe.
I mean my boy, Logan.
He's been climbing the walls without a job to do, today.
I mean my boy, Logan.
He's been climbing the walls without a job to do, today.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Zigs? [Laughs] Nah, he's with Gabe.
I mean my boy, Logan.
He's been climbing the walls without a job to do, today.
I mean my boy, Logan.
He's been climbing the walls without a job to do, today.
I've got the fur missile with me [grins].
He's getting a little something too.
He's getting a little something too.
Congratulations!
I'll get Gabe and Jen, and we’ll meet you there in about an hour.
I'll get Gabe and Jen, and we’ll meet you there in about an hour.
Being honored for, what did they say it was....? Outstanding something or other...
Whatever it was, I'm off ship at Starbase 9.
Whatever it was, I'm off ship at Starbase 9.
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I've got the fur missile with me [grins].
He's getting a little something too.
He's getting a little something too.
Hmmm.
You'll have to ask engineering to look into that.
Still doesnt tell me how they got past my codes.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hmmm.
Being honored for, what did they say it was....? Outstanding something or other...
Whatever it was, I'm off ship at Starbase 9.
Whatever it was, I'm off ship at Starbase 9.
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Being honored for, what did they say it was....? Outstanding something or other...
Whatever it was, I'm off ship at Starbase 9.
Whatever it was, I'm off ship at Starbase 9.