no don't hate yourself that's transphobic

me when i can feel my social battery draining & i start thinking about my bed & sweatpants

Oh....my penis is big....

When people talk so loud in the morning:

MY HOMOSEXUAL SON SMOKES TYLENOL TO GET AUTISM "TWINK FUEL"???
SIN!!!!

just got called selfish and mean and rude yall already KNOW how the night going 🔥🔥‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

hey can i borrow one of your redeeming qualities?

Children yearn for microplastics and attention deficit disorder so I give them water bottle caps and ipads

ME AND THAT BOY ARE DU-DU-DONE!!!!!!

got dumped (🩷)

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

who wants to be the chocolate hello panda to my strawberry hello panda?

Hello beautiful little freak. I love you, my beautiful little freak.

yeah i may be GAY... but i'm also STUPID

ugh gonna try to start signing off on posts again btw likee this -> (🩷) or [🪦] or something

puppygirl barking call that autism speaks (🩷)

It's just a sports ban.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.

how to stop thinking about him always it's been like 2 weeks since we talked and I've not been more miserable in forever