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Fuzzmutt
@fuzzmutt.bsky.social
func vehicle is a right not a privilege

Late 20s nerd from Germany, terrorizes friends online, occasionally gets way too into things and keysmashes religiously

AV: nookingtxn​.​dog
Pinned
I realized I never posted this here
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Fallout cosmetics just arrived, they lasted a whole 4 months before going back to silly crossovers
this headline feels familiar
January 9, 2026 at 12:02 PM
So fuggin cold outttttt
January 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
kind of insane the genre "precision platformer" actually just means "remember kaizo mario" instead of yknow, shit like prince of persia or tomb raider
January 8, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Excuse me he says WHAT in Money For Nothing?
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
The Information Superhighway
January 6, 2026 at 10:48 PM
the founding farters writing the constipation
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Choo choo
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
not to brag or anything but I might be the first person in history to ever use a spdif cable
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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You don’t like it being called slop, ok fine, new word for it is diarrhea
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'

"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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40 people (at least) died. It's the official policy of these newsrooms that Latin American lives aren't worth anything. Again, if you still pay for an NYT subscription I think you're trash.
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Game: Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster Busts Loose! (1993, SNES)
TAS Author: EZGames69
Source: tasvideos.org/4452M
September 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mornin chatpaws
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The bsky discover feed makes me want to strangle every single political cartoonist
January 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
*blows up pancakes with mind*
January 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I feel like those glorified spreadsheet simulators that used to plague the windows 9x era would make for excellent phone titles in current year
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Cum
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Starting off the year right by wishing I could crawl under a rock and never resurface again
January 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Proud of the scars that make me myself
December 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Well, Howdy Partner...
Just two totally normal wolf cowboys hanging out, not doing anything gay whatsoever

Plat reward for IrvingEmber!
December 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Get up close with this cute inflatable bell—plump, squishy, and totally squeezable! It’s a fresh new design perfect for Christmas~
Drops TOMORROW—and we’re running a giveaway: just RT to enter! Stay tuned 🎄🎶
#inflatable #squeaky #furry #looner #風船 #paws #pumpland
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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this dog is so me :3 @hercollie.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM