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Nora Lynch

@funnynora.bsky.social

1.3K followers 1.4K following 2.9K posts

Aspiring dissident. Lover of animals, even human ones. Typing on a device that’s smarter than I am. I write and tell jokes, mostly standing up. No DMs if we haven’t met. Thanks.

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Nora Lynch @funnynora.bsky.social · 10h

This is a really good argument for taxing the living shit out of these people. Seriously. Disgorgement is appropriate. Take the goddamn money away.

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Nora Lynch @funnynora.bsky.social · 11h

The corruption is breathtaking.

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Nora Lynch @funnynora.bsky.social · 11h

Unless you don’t have a long term. 🙄

Nora Lynch @funnynora.bsky.social · 13h

In my opinion is just fascism. They do whatever it takes to keep and exercise power. The tactics don’t matter. Only the outcome.

Nora Lynch @funnynora.bsky.social · 13h

The corruption is breathtaking.

Nora Lynch @funnynora.bsky.social · 1d

I could really use the money. Lemme know what you find out.

Nora Lynch @funnynora.bsky.social · 1d

You could misspell is name and he wouldn’t know the difference.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

we can spell it “Noble Piece Pies” he won’t even know the difference

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Nora Lynch @funnynora.bsky.social · 2d

He’s on misinformed. He’s a liar.

Nora Lynch @funnynora.bsky.social · 2d

My very first Marx Bros movie. I was 13 I think? A life long obsession was born. I adore them.

Nora Lynch @funnynora.bsky.social · 3d

Me too. We are all gonna get what the idiots deserve. I can’t figure out why to celebrate that.

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Nora Lynch @funnynora.bsky.social · 3d

💯.

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Nora Lynch @funnynora.bsky.social · 3d

Well this makes perfect sense. And I don’t have to feel bad about enjoying a small bowl now and again. There isn’t much that beats a good, stiff whipped cream. It’s heaven.