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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 1h

That cat 🐱 was sick of her mess 😂😂

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Empé 👑🃏🦋 @yeahroccsbykeagain.blacksky.app · 3h

correct. grow in love. it’s def what you deserve my twin.

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Butlerian Jihadist of House Slytherin @shimminykricket.bsky.social · 3h

Gram of coke is like $100. Gram of weed is like $10.

Soleil 🪔 • Oct. 29 🪬 @worldwidewoman.bsky.social · 3h

Wait is cocaine actually expensive? bc I always hear it so it became a “duh” but is it actually? bc I never seen a menu on drugs

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EmpressMooseKnuckle @funmil.bsky.social · 2h

Yea they are serious when they said coke is a rich man’s drug 😵‍💫😵‍💫 cause prizes get up there

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Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 6h

White people are the only people offended by the phrase "white people" .. you'd think I said they was big lipped watermelon munchin grape soda drinking baboons..

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𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔉𝔞𝔦𝔯𝔶 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰🩸🧚🏾‍♀️ @callmem00n.bsky.social · 4h

Bawdy tea pussy goodt actually !!

𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔉𝔞𝔦𝔯𝔶 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰🩸🧚🏾‍♀️ @callmem00n.bsky.social · Aug 29

“Bad bitches meeting at the Babbling Brook! 🧚🏾‍♀️🗣️ Bad bitches meeting! We’ll drop a pin. “

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kash @thisiskashmir.com · 2h

Also while we here ima let yall in on something.

Schools should be teaching phonics. Phonics is the code to being a strong reader, but they do not.

Hooked on phonics works for kids cuz it *actually* teaches u how to read.

If you have a child, get them hooked on phonics. I am SO serious.

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Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾‍♂️✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 3h

Reading and discussing books with your friends ☺️ >>>>>>>

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Filthy Fox 🖤➿ @locgoody.bsky.social · 2h

Student loan forgiveness won’t make me forget about SNAP recipients.

Baby, I wasn’t paying that shit back no way. Feed these people!!

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Skeeter Skeeter Pumpkin Eater 🤧 @aplentyarri.bsky.social · 2h

Think I’ll do a video for this one 🫡

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Spookalicious Je💀🕸️ @jeahbrandey.being.baby · 9h

please take yall vitamin d, and vitamin b’s. keep up with your supplements, medications, eat your colorful foods. and MOVE YOUR BODY during sunlight hours!!🫶🏾

Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 10h

Just looking at this is trash ….Look how early it’s going to get dark now

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✨Pretty, Witty, Girly, Worldly✨ @asdoseofreality.blacksky.app · 10h

Look at Grok doing better gate keeping than some of us

🦋Argent @bedstuybk.bsky.social · 11h

You know what…

A photo of porn stars Superhead and Mr. Marcus. Someone asked grok who they are.

Grok lying and saying a photo of Mr. Marcus and Superhead, is a photo of Tyrese Gibson and Taraji Henson from Baby Boy.

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neeohsoul @neeohsoul.bsky.social · 10h

These 3

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🐻👻🎃 @n0look.bsky.social · 12h

I see it’s the fucking Monster Mash this morning

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EmpressMooseKnuckle @funmil.bsky.social · 12h

The consensus is that Venom and Medusa can both get it at the same time.

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EmpressMooseKnuckle @funmil.bsky.social · 12h

Pardon ?

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EmpressMooseKnuckle @funmil.bsky.social · 12h

I came back and saw the vision you had to give me a minute 🤣🤣🤣

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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.bsky.social · 12h

Like HELLO?! You gon need seven legions of angels to remove my tongue from her— nvm.

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EmpressMooseKnuckle @funmil.bsky.social · 12h

We could’ve gotten a Ben Solo movie. Disney you piss me off soooooo BAD 🫩

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🎃SpOøKhO TAVØ💚🖤 @theb3atskeet.blacksky.app · 13h

Good Morning!! Have the day you deserve 😂🤣😂 (she real cute but, that cackle tho!!!! So she’s a 10)

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EmpressMooseKnuckle @funmil.bsky.social · 13h

Nah continue! Got ya ass in 4K 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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EmpressMooseKnuckle @funmil.bsky.social · 13h

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 13h

Tuesdays are a battlefield.

Mars was the Roman god of war.

The Germanic equivalent was Tīw or Tiu (Norse = Tyr).

This is why today is called ‘Tuesday.’

And why it’s mardi/martes/martedì in the Romance Languages.

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EmpressMooseKnuckle @funmil.bsky.social · 13h

I’m weak that he came and made it worse 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

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EmpressMooseKnuckle @funmil.bsky.social · 13h

This is nuts 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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