Funky Bob
@funkybobmusic.bsky.social
34 years around the sun. Husband 💍, Producer Guitarist 🎸, bassist and Keyboard player🎹. Lover of cooking philosophy and the unknown.
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Funky Bob
@funkybobmusic.bsky.social
· Jan 2
Big X The Plug x The Largest Bass guitar cover 🎸 #basssky #musiciansky
Having a twin and being born on Christmas is an unfair hand to be dealt.
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Having a twin and being born on Christmas is an unfair hand to be dealt.
TD Jakes has entered the chat
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
TD Jakes has entered the chat
I didn’t realize how many calories egg nog has, no wonder why I consistently gained weight every holiday season between the egg nog and Christmas cookies I never stood a chance lol
December 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I didn’t realize how many calories egg nog has, no wonder why I consistently gained weight every holiday season between the egg nog and Christmas cookies I never stood a chance lol
Went to the store and got the squid I needed for Christmas calamari
December 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Went to the store and got the squid I needed for Christmas calamari
My thing about tech right now is that it’s all Ai, where are the iron man suits? The anti gravity technology? Teleportation? Hell even a time machine
(I actually know the answer but it’s fun to imagine)
(I actually know the answer but it’s fun to imagine)
December 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My thing about tech right now is that it’s all Ai, where are the iron man suits? The anti gravity technology? Teleportation? Hell even a time machine
(I actually know the answer but it’s fun to imagine)
(I actually know the answer but it’s fun to imagine)
I’ve been seeing a lot of discourse conflating “manliness” with automotive maintenance and unless you have a decked out garage or have shop access it’s absurd to think it’s something you can easily do yourself at home.
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’ve been seeing a lot of discourse conflating “manliness” with automotive maintenance and unless you have a decked out garage or have shop access it’s absurd to think it’s something you can easily do yourself at home.
I’ve been trying to hold myself to only drinking socially with a 2 drink maximum.
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’ve been trying to hold myself to only drinking socially with a 2 drink maximum.
The first 15 minutes of the first episode is some of the wildest 15 minutes of tv history lol
The Oval is pure foolishness 😂 Who let Tyler Perry get away with this?
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The first 15 minutes of the first episode is some of the wildest 15 minutes of tv history lol
Grilling in the cold > grilling in 90+ degree temperatures
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Grilling in the cold > grilling in 90+ degree temperatures
Tonight’s dinner:
Smoked lamb chops with honey bell orange chimichurri seasoned with raspberry Himalayan pink salt , rice with sautéed onions and mushrooms and pan seared bok choy with Himalayan black salt
Smoked lamb chops with honey bell orange chimichurri seasoned with raspberry Himalayan pink salt , rice with sautéed onions and mushrooms and pan seared bok choy with Himalayan black salt
December 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Tonight’s dinner:
Smoked lamb chops with honey bell orange chimichurri seasoned with raspberry Himalayan pink salt , rice with sautéed onions and mushrooms and pan seared bok choy with Himalayan black salt
Smoked lamb chops with honey bell orange chimichurri seasoned with raspberry Himalayan pink salt , rice with sautéed onions and mushrooms and pan seared bok choy with Himalayan black salt
Tis the the Season for Slapping Bass.
The Temptations x Little Drummer Boy Bass guitar cover #bassguitar #bass #bassguitarist #rnb #guitar
The Temptations x Little Drummer Boy Bass guitar cover #bassguitar #bass #bassguitarist #rnb #guitar
December 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Tis the the Season for Slapping Bass.
The Temptations x Little Drummer Boy Bass guitar cover #bassguitar #bass #bassguitarist #rnb #guitar
The Temptations x Little Drummer Boy Bass guitar cover #bassguitar #bass #bassguitarist #rnb #guitar
Only time I get one is from like very heavy binge drinking and that’s never on my gameplan anymore
Anybody else thats drinks and have never had a hangover?
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Only time I get one is from like very heavy binge drinking and that’s never on my gameplan anymore
I ride for people who said “present” when all the other kids said “here” during attendance
December 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I ride for people who said “present” when all the other kids said “here” during attendance
It’s funny because there are already a lot of words for this already lol
So men are calling themselves “men baddies” now??? Chile, too much is going on for me to grapple with this
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It’s funny because there are already a lot of words for this already lol
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And the whole Netflix/Warner/Paramount thing should probably be thought of in terms of sh** like this. They don't want to own movies - they want to OWN MOVIES. They're balls deep in AI+ are trying to bypass the legal issues by owning EVERYTHING+ endlessly recycling it back w/o paying the TALENT
Kind of weird that musicians get put through hell when they don't clear a sample.... But AI weirdos can sample+ scrape literally everything ever recorded+ spit it back out at us. Meanwhile I get copyright flagged posting my OWN music on Instagram or whatever. I feel like there should be a better way
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
And the whole Netflix/Warner/Paramount thing should probably be thought of in terms of sh** like this. They don't want to own movies - they want to OWN MOVIES. They're balls deep in AI+ are trying to bypass the legal issues by owning EVERYTHING+ endlessly recycling it back w/o paying the TALENT
Could I? Yes. Would I? No because rhabdomyolysis
Could yall do 1000 push up or squats in 24 hrs?
December 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Could I? Yes. Would I? No because rhabdomyolysis
Gluten free snickerdoodle cookies
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Gluten free snickerdoodle cookies
If you humanity had to nominate one person to represent earth in a martial arts competition with other planets who we pick?
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If you humanity had to nominate one person to represent earth in a martial arts competition with other planets who we pick?
The record of ragnarok anime is only mid at best because they skip so much of the backstories in the source material so the fights have way lower stakes
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The record of ragnarok anime is only mid at best because they skip so much of the backstories in the source material so the fights have way lower stakes
I think most women like muscle it’s just when you go into body builder territory is when the attraction starts to wane lol
Do ever let a woman tell you she don't love muscle cuz she lying.
Lying thru her pretty ass teeth.
Lying thru her pretty ass teeth.
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I think most women like muscle it’s just when you go into body builder territory is when the attraction starts to wane lol
If I continue with tracking my macros, lifting weights and boxing ima be where I want to be in about a year. Been consistently cutting a 1.5 pounds a week.
December 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If I continue with tracking my macros, lifting weights and boxing ima be where I want to be in about a year. Been consistently cutting a 1.5 pounds a week.
Definitely gonna do a jam session for my birthday next year.
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Definitely gonna do a jam session for my birthday next year.
Being called sir makes me feel like I’m about to be in trouble with the law or good customer service
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Being called sir makes me feel like I’m about to be in trouble with the law or good customer service
It’s a lot of black alternative artists that’s making this kind of music that would live your support
The type of music i want white people to make again. music.youtube.com/watch?v=-eGM...
Bring Me To Life
YouTube video by Evanescence - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It’s a lot of black alternative artists that’s making this kind of music that would live your support