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Funky Bob

@funkybobmusic.bsky.social

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34 years around the sun. Husband 💍, Producer Guitarist 🎸, bassist and Keyboard player🎹. Lover of cooking philosophy and the unknown.

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Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · Jan 2

Big X The Plug x The Largest Bass guitar cover 🎸 #basssky #musiciansky

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Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 22m

One piece has ruined my ability to read people’s names whose middle name starts with the letter D.

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 2h

Or link up with your local pagan community lol

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 2h

Y’all have centuries old magic systems Christianity co-opted or snuffed out, go reclaim those lol

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 2h

No because we can’t shit to ourselves lol

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 2h

Farfalle because it’s hard to get a good fork full of it.

actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 5h

a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 3h

Humans are still pokemon (according to the lore) so I think although they are scary they would also recognize what a destructive force humanity is lol

Blade Brown @darqdad.bsky.social · 14h

If Pokémon were real they would be clapping our shit left and right… we would be terrified.

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FKA Harlo 🏳️‍🌈 @semisweetasylum.blacksky.app · 14h

Heist movies >>>>>>>>>>>>

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Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 14h

You’re in for a treat!

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 15h

Cream of mushroom, spinach, potato and chicken soup topped with bacon bits

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 15h

Same lol

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 17h

It’s expensive because of how short the high lasts so a person has to use more in order to keep the feeling going

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 18h

A lifelong scammer lol

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 18h

Calliou is young and has time to learn better uncle Charlie was set in his ain’t shit ways lol

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Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 18h

Added a chorus buildup and a breakdown

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 21h

No I meant the person who said it lol

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Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 21h

Well that is certainly a red flag lol

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 21h

I’ve been going on them and scrolling until I find the first “this is ai” comment, it’s been taking longer and longer which concerns me

🎃Black Lisa Simpson👻 @teasms.bsky.social · 21h

There are so many AI videos on TikTok and no one in comment sections seems to realize it. No one even bothers to check the account/other videos.

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Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 21h

I didn’t realize craigslist has a forums sections and it looks straight out of 1993

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 23h

Took me a second to realize what you meant lol

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 1d

If I could choose any ability it would become death itself. Every iteration of it in media is always super broken because you can’t defeat death and if you so happen to do so you just made things objectively worse lol

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 1d

I have thought about this often lol

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 1d

If I had the free time I would write erotica under a pseudonym because my imagination is out of this world and there’s a big market for it.

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 1d

Werewolf because you get all the supernatural abilities and the only draw back is one night a month you have to manage your plans around.

Bonus points if it’s the kind you can shift at will:

Mo @beg4mo.bsky.social · 1d

The real question is would y’all wanna be a vampire, werewolf, or witch?

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Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 1d

My mile time is 11 mins which is trash but if I continue with interval training I’ll get it much shorter in no time.

Funky Bob @funkybobmusic.bsky.social · 1d

This book is aptly named.

Openly Gray 🇯🇲🌹 @trice10552.bsky.social · 1d

Oh. It can get even weirder. Behold…door smut.