Kuki
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frostedkuki.bsky.social
"You are a cruel one, Tarnished."
Monochromatic 3D render of Gloam-Eyed Melina from Elden Ring. Light shines on the right side of her face. Shadow covers the left side. Her gloam eye shines through the dark. Melina wears a grim, complex expression.
frostedkuki.bsky.social
Trump in 2024: "China is going to own us!!!!!!"

Trump in 2025: Makes the disparity between the two countries even worse.
collie.bsky.social
At some point the public will realize that China is racing past us in every way that matters and I don’t know what that will do to the country
sharonk.bsky.social
The Chinese are likely going to return to the moon before Americans and it's going to hit the American space establishment like a nightmare
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donmoyn.bsky.social
Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years
Peacemaker looks at a mural embedding Hitler into American symbols
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diplomatofnight.com
Palestine’s most popular leader, Marwan Barghouti, was beaten unconscious and has his ribs broken by Israeli prison guards and his family fears for his life, his son has said, citing evidence given by former Palestinian detainees released this week as part of the ceasefire deal.
Palestinian leader Marwan Barghouti assaulted by Israeli prison guards, son says
Family fears for 66-year-old’s life after assault while he was being transferred between prisons
www.theguardian.com
frostedkuki.bsky.social
/half serious

I don't need a lore dump but I would listen to Melina yap to me about anything for hours.
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erinyes.diy
hey straight dudes just about to text a trans woman for the very first time!! don't send that text yet!! first,, , review it for any sign that you have formed your entire impression of us from pornography!!!
frostedkuki.bsky.social
Does anyone know if I would be able to send a letter or email to FromSoftware asking them to add a Melina boss fight in a dlc or future game along with a 15 minute unskippable cutscene where she explains the lore like Big Boss in MGS4?
frostedkuki.bsky.social
Doesn't matter if you do it with a "fight fire with fire" mentality.

I don't care if you are posting an AI image of rump getting punched in the face.

If you knowingly use AI, go fuck yourself.
thebitterjesus.bsky.social
If you post stupid AI shit that is helping to literally destroy America right now... fuck you.

Let me rephrase that.

Fuck you.
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thebitterjesus.bsky.social
If you post stupid AI shit that is helping to literally destroy America right now... fuck you.

Let me rephrase that.

Fuck you.
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ken-kenny-kenneth.bsky.social
Ummmmmmmm.. WTF???

From Wikipedia:

Remigration is an originally European far-right proposal of ethnic cleansing[1] via the mass deportation of non-white immigrants and their descendants, sometimes including those born in Europe, with local citizenship, to their place of racial ancestry.
frostedkuki.bsky.social
I downloaded an overhaul mod mostly because it lets melina hang out with me all the time.

The new content and balance changes are a nice bonus (when it's good...)
frostedkuki.bsky.social
oooorrguuhshahshhdhshahahajhuuggggg

Melinaaaaaaaaa....
frostedkuki.bsky.social
(Or yknow, let her fucking sit with us at grace whenever instead of at specific places only)
frostedkuki.bsky.social
People seem to remember melina as some weird girl who shows up sometimes then dies for you, or wants to kill you. But I bet if she had a boss fight, players would be far more interested in her (assuming they are sexist pricks like some ER fans).
frostedkuki.bsky.social
He has less screentime than her, I would wager. If we did not count his boss fight.

Gehrman stuck with players because he gets out of his wheelchair to kick our asses. Not because he is just that weird old guy in BB who shows up at the start and sometimes in the backyard.
frostedkuki.bsky.social
Didn't say it could not. But it still feels like such a wasted opportunity to not let her fight us before we go full frenzy. (I know what she said).

I rarely see people hate on Gehrman, despite how many similarities he has with Melina in terms of his role and gameplay-
frostedkuki.bsky.social
As far as I am concerned, Melina killed the Lord of Frenzied Flame after that ending.

Because imagine how stupid and lame it would be for her to lose to the player character without the actual player defeating her ourselves.
frostedkuki.bsky.social
So it is frustrating when he gets merchandise instead of Melina who you actively have to go out of your way to avoid.

And blah blah blah Melina no screentime and all that but Vyke has probably 5 minutes if you don't keep dying to him. All his character is in items.
frostedkuki.bsky.social
Yes. You could beat the game without using flasks, riding torrent, leveling up, going to the roundtable, etc.

But those are core gameplay functions that Melina is responsible for providing to the player. Not side optional content like Ranni's quest or Vyke's two npc battles.
frostedkuki.bsky.social
Are you forgetting the fact she has to burn to get us inside the Erdtree...? And her sending us to go grab the Rune of Death to kill her mom (and dad)?

I could go on about stuff she helps us with that, unless you are a masochist, are imperative to playing the game.
frostedkuki.bsky.social
Arguably the most important character in the player's personal story. And they pretend she is a missable npc.

The Tarnished would literally be unable to progress through the game without Melina (no glitches do not count).
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ghostcrackers.bsky.social
This is like one thing I am vehemently confused at as well because other times I’m not *as* bothered, Melina is one of the most prominent faces in the entirety of the game and trailers (fact: hovering over Elden Ring in the PS5 menu shows Melina in her cloak) so like… bro??? Where is she????
frostedkuki.bsky.social
Shout out to that time I roleplayed as Melina on Twitter.

No, it was not very fun. Especially given the ER gimmick community's unending drama.
frostedkuki.bsky.social
Don't talk to me.
Twitter screenshot. The original post says: “i hope ur fav character dies” is basic. “i hope ur fav character has so many seeds of lore that need to be expanded on and yet it’s never touched upon again” is real. it’s terrifying. it’s happened to my buddy once.

The quote retweet/post says: This feels like a personal attack. // For both Melina and me.

The user's name is 'Punished "Gloam-Eyed" Melina'

Thank you Elden Ring very cool.
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frostedkuki.bsky.social
Could not have put it better. Twitter is a hive for miserable people who only want to make everyone else as miserable as them.