Tha Sharkblimp
@freshsqzdanny.bsky.social
Shark/Various Species | that big fuckin fish they been talkin about | 26 | NSFW 18+ | @scudmum2.bsky.social my loaf 💙 | BLM ✊️, trans rights 🏳️⚧️
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November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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air riders 0/10 where's the fat dedede
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
air riders 0/10 where's the fat dedede
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this is actually live on the map right now
if you walk up to him and whack him a few times you'll end up with full shield!!
how that comes about is up to your own imagination you fill in the blanks man
if you walk up to him and whack him a few times you'll end up with full shield!!
how that comes about is up to your own imagination you fill in the blanks man
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
this is actually live on the map right now
if you walk up to him and whack him a few times you'll end up with full shield!!
how that comes about is up to your own imagination you fill in the blanks man
if you walk up to him and whack him a few times you'll end up with full shield!!
how that comes about is up to your own imagination you fill in the blanks man
Is it normal to become overly stressed by a job after working there for over a year? I feel like this always happens where like, a job I've worked at for more than a year becomes like, "sour" and suddenly becomes something I dread going to every day, anyone else experience that?
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Is it normal to become overly stressed by a job after working there for over a year? I feel like this always happens where like, a job I've worked at for more than a year becomes like, "sour" and suddenly becomes something I dread going to every day, anyone else experience that?
I went to Cane's and got my usual combo and on the way back I decided to go to Dunkin to get some donuts and the person working there gave me 2 for free
a cartoon of lois griffin standing on a cliff says whoever you are thank you
ALT: a cartoon of lois griffin standing on a cliff says whoever you are thank you
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November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I went to Cane's and got my usual combo and on the way back I decided to go to Dunkin to get some donuts and the person working there gave me 2 for free
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flightreacts gif
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
flightreacts gif
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scoob remover
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
scoob remover
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idk what came over him he’s just doing some strange shit again
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
idk what came over him he’s just doing some strange shit again
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Magma is where I do my best work I think...
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Magma is where I do my best work I think...
Since @scudmum2.bsky.social did his share of business attire, I felt like I should show what I look like all boss-ified lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Since @scudmum2.bsky.social did his share of business attire, I felt like I should show what I look like all boss-ified lol
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first time going to the stupid monstrously large lower body contest I hope I win
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
first time going to the stupid monstrously large lower body contest I hope I win
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just a bit of roo action on this fine evening
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
just a bit of roo action on this fine evening
Reiterating since I got some for late lunch today, I am still a registered Caniac that shit was fuckin GOOD
POV: casual conversation in front of the world's largest lava lamp (to me, it's just a normal lava lamp, curious!)
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Reiterating since I got some for late lunch today, I am still a registered Caniac that shit was fuckin GOOD
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one last big fat scoob to round out the month
and if you ask me the month may not be the only thing rounding out by the looks of things
and if you ask me the month may not be the only thing rounding out by the looks of things
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
one last big fat scoob to round out the month
and if you ask me the month may not be the only thing rounding out by the looks of things
and if you ask me the month may not be the only thing rounding out by the looks of things
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(cw: hyperpreg)
a wild night in with ur 600 pound shark bf has the potential to leave your guts in quite the strained state for a few days
or weeks
or months
not that I would know anyway
a wild night in with ur 600 pound shark bf has the potential to leave your guts in quite the strained state for a few days
or weeks
or months
not that I would know anyway
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
(cw: hyperpreg)
a wild night in with ur 600 pound shark bf has the potential to leave your guts in quite the strained state for a few days
or weeks
or months
not that I would know anyway
a wild night in with ur 600 pound shark bf has the potential to leave your guts in quite the strained state for a few days
or weeks
or months
not that I would know anyway
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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please leave all heavily frosted baked goods right on the edge of the counter trust me bro I won’t do nothing if you leave the room you can trust me I pinky promise I swear I’m honest
October 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
please leave all heavily frosted baked goods right on the edge of the counter trust me bro I won’t do nothing if you leave the room you can trust me I pinky promise I swear I’m honest
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okay realistically there could be a number of factors that caused 2 carrot cakes left out on the counter to end up in my belly but none of them had anything to do with any deliberate effort on my part why would you even begin to think that
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
okay realistically there could be a number of factors that caused 2 carrot cakes left out on the counter to end up in my belly but none of them had anything to do with any deliberate effort on my part why would you even begin to think that
I just finished Legends Z-A, I did like the experience thoroughly, and think this is one of the freshest feeling, funnest Pokemon games in over a decade, but I have 1 major complaint
If Legends Arceus had as much time in the oven that Z-A got, it would've cleared it by a country mile
If Legends Arceus had as much time in the oven that Z-A got, it would've cleared it by a country mile
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I just finished Legends Z-A, I did like the experience thoroughly, and think this is one of the freshest feeling, funnest Pokemon games in over a decade, but I have 1 major complaint
If Legends Arceus had as much time in the oven that Z-A got, it would've cleared it by a country mile
If Legends Arceus had as much time in the oven that Z-A got, it would've cleared it by a country mile
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those devilish matte blue gummies
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
those devilish matte blue gummies
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October 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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traveling abroad
just how broad is anyone's guess really
just how broad is anyone's guess really
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
traveling abroad
just how broad is anyone's guess really
just how broad is anyone's guess really
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Drawing of @freshsqzdanny.bsky.social
March 4, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Drawing of @freshsqzdanny.bsky.social