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Fred Tingaud
@fredtingaud.bsky.social
Photographer, nerd, programmer. He/him. You may know me for my activity on C++ and Quick Bench, but I don't post much about it here.
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I love taking pictures of cool people doing things. I'll use this thread to post about the works I'm most proud of.
Fun fact: one of the official intended purposes of the robot that will accidentally karate chop sealed water bottles into a geyser is "caring for the elderly".
This is both funny and fascinating to see, but notice how the bottle *explodes* when the arm of the robot goes down at the end.
This thing is also incredibly dangerous.
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This is both funny and fascinating to see, but notice how the bottle *explodes* when the arm of the robot goes down at the end.
This thing is also incredibly dangerous.
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It was just what I had hoped for. What a trip!
I didn't come to Silksong to "git gud" (I'm really not), but to find back the sense of adventure and exploration of Hollow Knight and boy did it deliver!
This is one of the most generous games ever done.🧵
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Coucou c’est encore nous 👋

www.nouvelobs.com/culture/2025...
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Some time ago, I posted about the movie Taroman that I really loved. This short is in the same universe and gives a good idea of how creative and weird it is.
Taroman: A Taro Okamoto Style Tokusatsu Drama Episode 10
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Taroman: A Taro Okamoto Style Tokusatsu Drama Episode 10
May 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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J'ai dévoré le premier tome de Vertu de St-Cyr d'une seule traite. C'est vraiment une très bonne bande dessinée, les planches d'Yllogique sont superbes et l'histoire de Rutile est passionnante. Bien contente de l'effet Streisand suite au review bomb de la fachosphère et très hâte de lire la suite !!
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Figurines available on lucillemeister.fr/boutique ! Small ones are 25€, others are 50€. Send me a DM if you want a video to see all sides of those !
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Figurines dispo sur lucillemeister.fr/boutique ! De 25€ à 50€. Envoyez-moi un MP si vous voulez une vidéo pour les voir sous tous les angles !
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Ok, here we go, after a few years of antici
October 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Raw violence
October 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I have a bunch of highly visible big games in my queue, but I managed to snick in an indie game that deserves a shout-out.
Öoo is a delightful puzzle game that managed to make me feel like a genius after solving puzzles that I had to think on for exactly the right time to not give up on.
October 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Surprising absolutely nobody, I loved Baldur's Gate 3 and want to start a new run immediately after finishing the first one.
Spent 160h in it because I needed to check every pixel of every map...
And I have Silksong and Hades II queued already. What a time for escapism!
October 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
🇨🇵 Pour mes followers francophones, une bonne idée de cadeau. Plaisir d'offrir, joie de faire paniquer les fachos...
À propos de la BD Vertu de St-Cyr et du harcèlement sexiste
October 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Every year in Strasbourg, we have the FEFFS, European Fantastic Film Festival. For two weeks, multiple cinemas in the city show a large selection of movies, with many weird indie movies that sometime never see a commercial release, but also some classics and more commercial ones.
A few I've seen: 🧵
October 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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My heart! 😭❤️
The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."
October 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My cat has no respect for Hideo Kojima's art.
September 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One of the accounts I follow on Instagram lost their old cat recently. So Instagram was quick to catch-up "You interacted with this post, so we've automatically made your timeline 100% videos of dying cats. Don't thank us!"
September 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Oui on va le redire : la HONTE sur Dear Villagers, publisher français qui cède à une campagne de pression de l'extrême-droite et jette sous le bus la team Caravan SandWitch, alors qu'elle est ciblée par la tête de file du GamerGate.
(Condamnant au passage tout "discours haineux" contre les nazis 🙃)
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Pardon ?
La porte-parole du PS pour l’IA travaille chez Palantir, le géant de la surveillance algorithmique choyé par Donald Trump

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September 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Why is it that in every train, 15 minutes after the train left the station, a confused person will enter the car with a huge luggage and bump every leg and shoulder on their way to their seat? Where are you coming from weird person? Is your terrible depth perception the cause of your delay?
September 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Danza
September 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM