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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 2d

Neptune's 14-year transit through Pisces morphed the GOP into a sadomasochistic cult comprised of pain slaves and cruelty brokers.

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MAGA: When the Whip Comes Down

Neptune's 14-year transit through Pisces morphed the GOP into a sadomasochistic cult comprised of pain slaves and cruelty brokers.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 23d

American Dada…

“We won’t forget the good you did Bad Bunny.”

Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 24d

You keep wondering what you can do to have the most systemic impact at this critical sociocultural moment…

Here ya go:

Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · 24d

Mencius Moldbug Update

Reposted by Frederick Woodruff

Waylon Mustard Jr. @birdrespecter.bsky.social · Sep 22

Thank you sir

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Jun 12

TOMORROW on www.frederickwoodruff.com. Tech psychopathology and avarice.

Part Two of my interview with the incomparable Elsa from elsaelsa.com.

Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Jun 12

MAGA and necrophilia

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · May 21

NEW CAST with astrologer @nickdaganbest.bsky.social

We cover everything from MAGA 2.0 to the horror of working with the Zodiac down in the Southern Hemisphere.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · May 6

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · May 5

SO, HERE WE GO AGAIN. The first Uranus square to Trump’s natal Mars-Leo Ascendant—that was minutes from being exact—occurred on July 13, 2024, during his Butler, PA assassination attempt. And now, here comes the final pass of that transit this Thursday.
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Uranus Makes its Final Square to Trump's Mars in Leo on Thursday

Watch now | The first pass of this transit coincided with the Butler, PA assassination attempt. So, what's gonna blow this time?

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · May 3

Death and Robert Bly, some video and audio and a CAVE FOR SALE! But wait, there's more: 25% Discount on Initial Astrology sessions for paid subscribers.

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Stimulating or Enlightening or Both

Death and Robert Bly, some video and audio and a CAVE FOR SALE! But wait, there's more: 25% Discount on Initial Astrology sessions for paid subscribers.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · May 2

MY LATEST WOODRUFF CAST considers Jupiter’s current transit of Trump’s Sun-Uranus conjunction in Gemini. Saturn’s ascent towards his Midheaven. And how to interpret the upcoming Saturn-Neptune conjunction with the nadir of the United States’ horoscope.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Apr 30

Saturn transits impart a feeling of pressure and confinement. “You really need to look at this and take care of it, nurture it.” Or conversely, kill it off before progressing. “When is this condition going to fucking change?”
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How Does Saturn's Transit Through Aries Influence Your Natal Saturn?

As Saturn moves into Aries, let’s consider how the vibrational shift in the biosphere will interact with your Saturn sign.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Apr 23

@traceythorn.bsky.social Tracey — late to the party; but I’m just now reading Bedsit and I’m laughing out loud in spots (I’m sorry, it’s during the Idlewide debacle). Your recounting is divine AND entertaining—which all writing should be. Thank you! ♥️

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Apr 22

PICTURE MARLON BRANDO in A Streetcar Named Desire. Brando was born with a Mars-Pluto opposition, and you could sum up his entire presence on stage (and in life) as an example of the opposition’s fierce locomotion.

An in-depth dive into this Saturday's Mars-Pluto opp.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Apr 20

Today I had the urge to analyze what, exactly, is going on with Trump’s enlarged and forward-leaning body shape. What does it reveal about his particular psychology.

Body Bomb: Mars on the Ascendant and the Secret Meaning of Donald Trump's Somatic Distress

Watch now | Life makes shapes. These shapes are an organizing process that embodies emotions, thoughts and experiences transformed into structure. How we meet life molds and shapes our somatic world.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Apr 11

Astrologer Jessica Murray is back on the WOODRUFF cast for part two of our forensic reading on the upcoming Sat-Nep-Aries conjunction.

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Jessica Murray Returns to the WOODRUFF Cast: PART TWO.

Heroism or thuggery? The Saturn Neptune conjunction in Aries and the bedazzlement of spectacle.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Apr 1

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In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.

DICKTASTIC!

Listen now | In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Mar 29

WOULD MARS PLEASE get the fuck out of Cancer already?

I mean, when did it ingress—a year ago? The porousness this transit generates is staggering.

But it’s great for finessing the imagination into new terrain.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Mar 27

Hurry, before the USPS is shuttered!

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Mar 25

My new cast with Corridor founder Dan Snyder, who describes his line of clothing as being created from a “mystical level” to give people a “touch of the unseen in garment form.”

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Corridor Founder and Designer Dan Snyder on the WOODRUFF Cast

Watch now | Snyder creates fashion from a "mystical level" and gives people a "touch of the unseen in garment form."

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Mar 25

Tina Brown’s superb dissection of this unprecedented breach from the Imbecile Posse protecting our security.

I’m surprised they weren’t using Chaterbate instead of Signal.

Swoony sentiment here:

“…it’s a horror show that is oddly heartwarming.“

Classified Clown Show, Law and Disorder & Farewell to the Best Guest in Manhattan

We knew it would happen and it has.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Mar 24

It’s like they’re docking to exchange fat molecules.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Mar 19

With Mars in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces, we're forced to mature through a mysterious type of passive-activism reminiscent of teachings from the Tao. www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/spring-equ...

Spring Equinox 2025: A Quick Close Read

Watch now | With Mars in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces, we're forced to mature through a mysterious kind of passive-activism reminiscent of teachings from the Tao.

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Frederick Woodruff @frederickwoodruff.com · Mar 15

Elon Musk just claimed a Guinness World Record.

According to Guinness, he’s now holding the title for the biggest personal fortune drop in history.

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Tesla Takedown | Take action at Tesla showrooms everywhere.

The stakes couldn’t be higher. No one is coming to save us—not politicians, not the media.

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