Frederick Woodruff
@frederickwoodruff.com
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Astrologer, artist, author at frederickwoodruff.com
Astro maven for Corridor NY
Art director for the Bob Mizer Foundation. www.bobmizer.org
I’m writing a romance novel about Jeffrey Dahmer dahmerdiaries.substack.com
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Astrologer, artist, author at frederickwoodruff.com
Astro maven for Corridor NY
Art director for the Bob Mizer Foundation. www.bobmizer.org
I’m writing a romance novel about Jeffrey Dahmer dahmerdiaries.substack.com
Holiday greets from the boys in their new LUXURY cat condo! 🎄🎅🏿😻🌟
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Holiday greets from the boys in their new LUXURY cat condo! 🎄🎅🏿😻🌟
“Do you know what it is? It is the whole universe, with stars and planets and plants and fruits and birds and animals.”
LINK: www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/solstice-s...
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December 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“Do you know what it is? It is the whole universe, with stars and planets and plants and fruits and birds and animals.”
LINK: www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/solstice-s...
LINK: www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/solstice-s...
The 2025 Grift Tour
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The 2025 Grift Tour
The upcoming Saturn/Neptune conjunction in Aries
December 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The upcoming Saturn/Neptune conjunction in Aries
NOVEMBER ROUNDUP ON WOODRUFF:
• Courage Maker: Saturn in Aries Dramatically Shifts Your Playing Field in 2026
• Pandora Lifts the Lid: Epstein, and the Ongoing Grand Water Trine
• Astrologer and Tarot Maven Travis Black @bathhousemystic.com on the WOODRUFF Cast.
• Courage Maker: Saturn in Aries Dramatically Shifts Your Playing Field in 2026
• Pandora Lifts the Lid: Epstein, and the Ongoing Grand Water Trine
• Astrologer and Tarot Maven Travis Black @bathhousemystic.com on the WOODRUFF Cast.
November 2025 Round-Up on WOODRUFF
...'cause you mighta missed this or that...
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December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
NOVEMBER ROUNDUP ON WOODRUFF:
• Courage Maker: Saturn in Aries Dramatically Shifts Your Playing Field in 2026
• Pandora Lifts the Lid: Epstein, and the Ongoing Grand Water Trine
• Astrologer and Tarot Maven Travis Black @bathhousemystic.com on the WOODRUFF Cast.
• Courage Maker: Saturn in Aries Dramatically Shifts Your Playing Field in 2026
• Pandora Lifts the Lid: Epstein, and the Ongoing Grand Water Trine
• Astrologer and Tarot Maven Travis Black @bathhousemystic.com on the WOODRUFF Cast.
We’re feeding the machine, and it’s killing us. New WOODRUFF cast with astrologer Travis Black @bathhousemystic.com
Eavesdrop on our talk—topics include:
• Integrating astrology & the Tarot into sex work & magic.
• Helping others break free from the grip of cults.
Free on: frederickwoodruff.com
Eavesdrop on our talk—topics include:
• Integrating astrology & the Tarot into sex work & magic.
• Helping others break free from the grip of cults.
Free on: frederickwoodruff.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We’re feeding the machine, and it’s killing us. New WOODRUFF cast with astrologer Travis Black @bathhousemystic.com
Eavesdrop on our talk—topics include:
• Integrating astrology & the Tarot into sex work & magic.
• Helping others break free from the grip of cults.
Free on: frederickwoodruff.com
Eavesdrop on our talk—topics include:
• Integrating astrology & the Tarot into sex work & magic.
• Helping others break free from the grip of cults.
Free on: frederickwoodruff.com
Saturn transits impart a feeling of pressure and confinement. “You really need to look at this and take care of it, nurture it.” Or conversely, kill it off before progressing. “When is this condition going to fucking change?”
Courage Maker: Saturn in Aries Dramatically Shifts Your Playing Field in 2026
Saturn in Aries doubles up the notion of authority. Yours. Author=Authority. It helps now to imagine the rewards that appear after completing the labor.
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November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Saturn transits impart a feeling of pressure and confinement. “You really need to look at this and take care of it, nurture it.” Or conversely, kill it off before progressing. “When is this condition going to fucking change?”
Neptune's 14-year transit through Pisces morphed the GOP into a sadomasochistic cult comprised of pain slaves and cruelty brokers.
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/maga-when-...
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/maga-when-...
MAGA: When the Whip Comes Down
Neptune's 14-year transit through Pisces morphed the GOP into a sadomasochistic cult comprised of pain slaves and cruelty brokers.
www.frederickwoodruff.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Neptune's 14-year transit through Pisces morphed the GOP into a sadomasochistic cult comprised of pain slaves and cruelty brokers.
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/maga-when-...
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/maga-when-...
American Dada…
“We won’t forget the good you did Bad Bunny.”
“We won’t forget the good you did Bad Bunny.”
October 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
American Dada…
“We won’t forget the good you did Bad Bunny.”
“We won’t forget the good you did Bad Bunny.”
You keep wondering what you can do to have the most systemic impact at this critical sociocultural moment…
Here ya go:
Here ya go:
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You keep wondering what you can do to have the most systemic impact at this critical sociocultural moment…
Here ya go:
Here ya go:
Mencius Moldbug Update
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Mencius Moldbug Update
Reposted by Frederick Woodruff
Thank you sir
September 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Thank you sir
TOMORROW on www.frederickwoodruff.com. Tech psychopathology and avarice.
Part Two of my interview with the incomparable Elsa from elsaelsa.com.
Part Two of my interview with the incomparable Elsa from elsaelsa.com.
June 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TOMORROW on www.frederickwoodruff.com. Tech psychopathology and avarice.
Part Two of my interview with the incomparable Elsa from elsaelsa.com.
Part Two of my interview with the incomparable Elsa from elsaelsa.com.
MAGA and necrophilia
June 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
MAGA and necrophilia
NEW CAST with astrologer @nickdaganbest.bsky.social
We cover everything from MAGA 2.0 to the horror of working with the Zodiac down in the Southern Hemisphere.
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We cover everything from MAGA 2.0 to the horror of working with the Zodiac down in the Southern Hemisphere.
open.substack.com/pub/woodruff...?
May 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
NEW CAST with astrologer @nickdaganbest.bsky.social
We cover everything from MAGA 2.0 to the horror of working with the Zodiac down in the Southern Hemisphere.
open.substack.com/pub/woodruff...?
We cover everything from MAGA 2.0 to the horror of working with the Zodiac down in the Southern Hemisphere.
open.substack.com/pub/woodruff...?
SO, HERE WE GO AGAIN. The first Uranus square to Trump’s natal Mars-Leo Ascendant—that was minutes from being exact—occurred on July 13, 2024, during his Butler, PA assassination attempt. And now, here comes the final pass of that transit this Thursday.
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Uranus Makes its Final Square to Trump's Mars in Leo on Thursday
Watch now | The first pass of this transit coincided with the Butler, PA assassination attempt. So, what's gonna blow this time?
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May 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
SO, HERE WE GO AGAIN. The first Uranus square to Trump’s natal Mars-Leo Ascendant—that was minutes from being exact—occurred on July 13, 2024, during his Butler, PA assassination attempt. And now, here comes the final pass of that transit this Thursday.
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/uranus-mak...
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/uranus-mak...
Death and Robert Bly, some video and audio and a CAVE FOR SALE! But wait, there's more: 25% Discount on Initial Astrology sessions for paid subscribers.
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/stimulatin...
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Stimulating or Enlightening or Both
Death and Robert Bly, some video and audio and a CAVE FOR SALE! But wait, there's more: 25% Discount on Initial Astrology sessions for paid subscribers.
www.frederickwoodruff.com
May 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Death and Robert Bly, some video and audio and a CAVE FOR SALE! But wait, there's more: 25% Discount on Initial Astrology sessions for paid subscribers.
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/stimulatin...
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/stimulatin...
MY LATEST WOODRUFF CAST considers Jupiter’s current transit of Trump’s Sun-Uranus conjunction in Gemini. Saturn’s ascent towards his Midheaven. And how to interpret the upcoming Saturn-Neptune conjunction with the nadir of the United States’ horoscope.
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/saturn-asc...?
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/saturn-asc...?
May 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
MY LATEST WOODRUFF CAST considers Jupiter’s current transit of Trump’s Sun-Uranus conjunction in Gemini. Saturn’s ascent towards his Midheaven. And how to interpret the upcoming Saturn-Neptune conjunction with the nadir of the United States’ horoscope.
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/saturn-asc...?
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/saturn-asc...?
Saturn transits impart a feeling of pressure and confinement. “You really need to look at this and take care of it, nurture it.” Or conversely, kill it off before progressing. “When is this condition going to fucking change?”
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/how-will-s...
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/how-will-s...
How Does Saturn's Transit Through Aries Influence Your Natal Saturn?
As Saturn moves into Aries, let’s consider how the vibrational shift in the biosphere will interact with your Saturn sign.
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April 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Saturn transits impart a feeling of pressure and confinement. “You really need to look at this and take care of it, nurture it.” Or conversely, kill it off before progressing. “When is this condition going to fucking change?”
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/how-will-s...
www.frederickwoodruff.com/p/how-will-s...
@traceythorn.bsky.social Tracey — late to the party; but I’m just now reading Bedsit and I’m laughing out loud in spots (I’m sorry, it’s during the Idlewide debacle). Your recounting is divine AND entertaining—which all writing should be. Thank you! ♥️
April 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
@traceythorn.bsky.social Tracey — late to the party; but I’m just now reading Bedsit and I’m laughing out loud in spots (I’m sorry, it’s during the Idlewide debacle). Your recounting is divine AND entertaining—which all writing should be. Thank you! ♥️
PICTURE MARLON BRANDO in A Streetcar Named Desire. Brando was born with a Mars-Pluto opposition, and you could sum up his entire presence on stage (and in life) as an example of the opposition’s fierce locomotion.
An in-depth dive into this Saturday's Mars-Pluto opp.
LINK: tinyurl.com/24ql3jj3
An in-depth dive into this Saturday's Mars-Pluto opp.
LINK: tinyurl.com/24ql3jj3
April 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
PICTURE MARLON BRANDO in A Streetcar Named Desire. Brando was born with a Mars-Pluto opposition, and you could sum up his entire presence on stage (and in life) as an example of the opposition’s fierce locomotion.
An in-depth dive into this Saturday's Mars-Pluto opp.
LINK: tinyurl.com/24ql3jj3
An in-depth dive into this Saturday's Mars-Pluto opp.
LINK: tinyurl.com/24ql3jj3
Today I had the urge to analyze what, exactly, is going on with Trump’s enlarged and forward-leaning body shape. What does it reveal about his particular psychology.
Body Bomb: Mars on the Ascendant and the Secret Meaning of Donald Trump's Somatic Distress
Watch now | Life makes shapes. These shapes are an organizing process that embodies emotions, thoughts and experiences transformed into structure. How we meet life molds and shapes our somatic world.
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April 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Today I had the urge to analyze what, exactly, is going on with Trump’s enlarged and forward-leaning body shape. What does it reveal about his particular psychology.
Astrologer Jessica Murray is back on the WOODRUFF cast for part two of our forensic reading on the upcoming Sat-Nep-Aries conjunction.
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Jessica Murray Returns to the WOODRUFF Cast: PART TWO.
Heroism or thuggery? The Saturn Neptune conjunction in Aries and the bedazzlement of spectacle.
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April 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Astrologer Jessica Murray is back on the WOODRUFF cast for part two of our forensic reading on the upcoming Sat-Nep-Aries conjunction.
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tinyurl.com/2736llx5
famewhores.substack.com/p/dicktastic
In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.
In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.
DICKTASTIC!
Listen now | In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.
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April 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
famewhores.substack.com/p/dicktastic
In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.
In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.