Frantz Schoobert 🇨🇦🇺🇸
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On the Anton Bruckner/Miranda July spectrum
You can indict a ham sandwich, but it’s harder to get a conviction….
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You can indict a ham sandwich, but it’s harder to get a conviction….
“DO YOU RECOGNIZE THAT SANDWICH?” is one of the greatest lines ever uttered in a court of law!!!
Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“DO YOU RECOGNIZE THAT SANDWICH?” is one of the greatest lines ever uttered in a court of law!!!
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Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.
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So the president took a dementia test, and then they administered an MRI. Where’s the media on this?
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
So the president took a dementia test, and then they administered an MRI. Where’s the media on this?
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Alaska $25 million
Ballroom $300 million
Argentina $40 billion
Ballroom $300 million
Argentina $40 billion
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Alaska $25 million
Ballroom $300 million
Argentina $40 billion
Ballroom $300 million
Argentina $40 billion
RED STATES, betches
Here are the 10 states that will see the highest premium increases for families that lose tax credits if Republicans refuse to act.
West Virginia 387%
Wyoming 382%
Alaska 346%
Tennessee 320%
Mississippi 314%
Texas 289%
South Carolina 285%
Alabama 284%
South Dakota 235%
North Dakota 234%
West Virginia 387%
Wyoming 382%
Alaska 346%
Tennessee 320%
Mississippi 314%
Texas 289%
South Carolina 285%
Alabama 284%
South Dakota 235%
North Dakota 234%
October 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
RED STATES, betches
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NEW: Sen. Tammy Duckworth is calling for Pete Hegseth to resign.
"If this PR stunt proved anything, it's that the best thing Pete Hegseth can do to strengthen our military is resign in disgrace immediately."
"If this PR stunt proved anything, it's that the best thing Pete Hegseth can do to strengthen our military is resign in disgrace immediately."
September 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
NEW: Sen. Tammy Duckworth is calling for Pete Hegseth to resign.
"If this PR stunt proved anything, it's that the best thing Pete Hegseth can do to strengthen our military is resign in disgrace immediately."
"If this PR stunt proved anything, it's that the best thing Pete Hegseth can do to strengthen our military is resign in disgrace immediately."
ABSOLUTE SILENCE IN THE ROOM.
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
ABSOLUTE SILENCE IN THE ROOM.
What’s the fucking point of arguing about a budget deal to avert a shutdown if in the end the Supreme Court rubberstamps the head of the Unitary Executive doing whatever he wants with the appropriated funds?
September 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
What’s the fucking point of arguing about a budget deal to avert a shutdown if in the end the Supreme Court rubberstamps the head of the Unitary Executive doing whatever he wants with the appropriated funds?
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
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September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
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I see a LOT more murders committed by politically motivated right-wing killers.
September 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I see a LOT more murders committed by politically motivated right-wing killers.
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THIS IS THE LOOK OF SOMEONE WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
THIS IS THE LOOK OF SOMEONE WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING
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September 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Imagine working your ass off to win a title a m d have the president think you are so bad. Carlos deserves respect
#USDemocracy
#USDemocracy
September 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Imagine working your ass off to win a title a m d have the president think you are so bad. Carlos deserves respect
#USDemocracy
#USDemocracy
HEROES!!!
Protests against Trump erupt inside D.C. restaurant as people chant to his face: “FREE D.C.! FREE PALESTINE! TRUMP IS THE H*TLER OF OUR TIME!” (via Sam Waldenberg / CNN)
September 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
HEROES!!!
Live your life so that the whole world is not thrown into ecstatic trepidation when you are not seen for 48 hours.
August 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Live your life so that the whole world is not thrown into ecstatic trepidation when you are not seen for 48 hours.
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Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.
Hope that helps.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.
Hope that helps.
August 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.
Hope that helps.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.
Hope that helps.
John Brennan corrupted the 2020 election and the evidence is in safes from when he left his job in 2016!
TRUMP: You've also found many bags of information -- I think they call them burn bags. They're supposed to be burned & didn't get burned having to do with how corrupt the 2020 election was. When will it be coming out?
GABBARD: I will be the first to brief you once we have that information collected
GABBARD: I will be the first to brief you once we have that information collected
August 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
John Brennan corrupted the 2020 election and the evidence is in safes from when he left his job in 2016!
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TRUMP: You've also found many bags of information -- I think they call them burn bags. They're supposed to be burned & didn't get burned having to do with how corrupt the 2020 election was. When will it be coming out?
GABBARD: I will be the first to brief you once we have that information collected
GABBARD: I will be the first to brief you once we have that information collected
August 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
TRUMP: You've also found many bags of information -- I think they call them burn bags. They're supposed to be burned & didn't get burned having to do with how corrupt the 2020 election was. When will it be coming out?
GABBARD: I will be the first to brief you once we have that information collected
GABBARD: I will be the first to brief you once we have that information collected
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To all who are convinced we won't have elections in 2026:
If Trump has the power to end elections in the U.S., why is he so desperate to gerrymander our states?
In a world of people who fall for right-wing psy-ops and give up before fighting, be a Newsom.
The MAGAs only win if you let them.
If Trump has the power to end elections in the U.S., why is he so desperate to gerrymander our states?
In a world of people who fall for right-wing psy-ops and give up before fighting, be a Newsom.
The MAGAs only win if you let them.
August 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
To all who are convinced we won't have elections in 2026:
If Trump has the power to end elections in the U.S., why is he so desperate to gerrymander our states?
In a world of people who fall for right-wing psy-ops and give up before fighting, be a Newsom.
The MAGAs only win if you let them.
If Trump has the power to end elections in the U.S., why is he so desperate to gerrymander our states?
In a world of people who fall for right-wing psy-ops and give up before fighting, be a Newsom.
The MAGAs only win if you let them.