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Favourite porn #10: "Car Wash Angels" - Frank Noir

Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Sep 14

Even silly 90s #porn can have its moments of excellent hotness.
"Car Wash Angels" is the 10th installment in my "Favourite porn" series:
franknoir.com/favourite-po...

A surprising porn experience can come to you out of the blue. On first glance, Jim Holliday's "Car Wash Angels" looks like your standard silly porn fare. But on closer inspection, this film is nothing...

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Aug 17

And a very happy #Sinday to all...

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Aug 17

“Aaah!” Emily howled.
“Had enough?” Officer Doxon gasped.
“No!” she gasped loudly. ”Do your worst, you bastards!”
As she expected, they increased their thrusts, making her cry out in pain and pleasure.
franknoir.com/ebooks/alien...
#erotica #ebooks

Cover image for Frank Noir's erotic novel "Alien Penetration" - featuring a young woman in T-shirt and denim shorts chased by an alien at night through a suburban setting.

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Aug 17

Spotted in my Kiez (hood).
Wasn't aware of the "straight ally" flag, but hey...

Poster advertising a large selection of pride flags - including "straight ally".

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Aug 11

New podcast episode:
Frank reads an excerpt from his brand new #erotic novella "Alien Penetration".
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0VFL...
Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/e...
Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/franknoir/al...
Or wherever you get your #podcasts.
#audio

Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Aug 11

New podcast episode:
Frank reads an excerpt from his brand new #erotic novella "Alien Penetration".
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0VFL...
Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/e...
Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/franknoir/al...
Or wherever you get your #podcasts.
#audio

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Jul 25

Allerede på deres første date vækkede han nogle helt nye lyster i hende.
"Den første date" - ny sexnovelle på #dansk af Frank Noir.
g6n.dk/sexhistorier...
sexwriter.dk/noveller/ero...
#erotik #sex #novelle

Nøgen kvindekrop set bagfra gennem et vindue.

Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Jul 25

Allerede på deres første date vækkede han nogle helt nye lyster i hende.
"Den første date" - ny sexnovelle på #dansk af Frank Noir.
g6n.dk/sexhistorier...
sexwriter.dk/noveller/ero...
#erotik #sex #novelle

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Jul 11

“Aaah!” Emily howled.
“Had enough?” Officer Doxon gasped.
“No!” she gasped loudly. ”Do your worst, you bastards!”
As she expected, they increased their thrusts, making her cry out in pain and pleasure.
franknoir.com/ebooks/alien...
#erotica #ebooks

Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Jul 11

“Aaah!” Emily howled.
“Had enough?” Officer Doxon gasped.
“No!” she gasped loudly. ”Do your worst, you bastards!”
As she expected, they increased their thrusts, making her cry out in pain and pleasure.
franknoir.com/ebooks/alien...
#erotica #ebooks

Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Jul 9

If you say so...

Cartoon frame of young woman saying "Well, don't just stare at it! Start eating it!"

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Jun 14

Allerede på deres første date vækkede han nogle helt nye lyster i hende.
"Den første date" - ny sexnovelle på #dansk af Frank Noir.
g6n.dk/sexhistorier...
#erotik #sex #novelle

Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Jun 14

Allerede på deres første date vækkede han nogle helt nye lyster i hende.
"Den første date" - ny sexnovelle på #dansk af Frank Noir.
g6n.dk/sexhistorier...
#erotik #sex #novelle

Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Jun 9

“Aaah!”
The woman had come again. This time, juices gushed from her cunt, drenching the creature’s blue-grey skin. And it kept fucking, its inhuman shaft rhythmically poking her flesh as she squirmed in ecstasy on the car roof.
franknoir.com/ebooks/alien...

Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · Jun 8

Vanessa is on Kurfürstendamm (Ku'damm), #Berlin.
maps.app.goo.gl/SZrprv8Qq9a8...
#publicnudityberlin

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · May 29

Quote with your, um... Skircle?

"Skircle" diagram, based on Frank Noir's interactions with 186 people over the past 454 days.

Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · May 29

Je suis hétéro, mais David Tennant existe...

(M🎃rgann’s versi🎃n) @morganngicquel.com · May 28

Je suis lesbienne, mais David Tennant existe

Thea @cupof.coffee · May 28

Je suis lesbienne, mais Max Anthony existe

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · May 25

Eiffel Tower vibrators in a Parisian sex shop. Vive la France! 🇫🇷

Latex vibrators in the shape of the Eiffel Tower.

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · May 24

#porngif #NSFW

Alien Penetration - Frank Noir

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · May 23

"Why would aliens be turned on by earth women? Perhaps their sex drive was so ridiculously strong they’d fuck anyone and anything. Perhaps Earth was being invaded by the kinkiest little bastards in the universe."
franknoir.com/ebooks/alien...

When an alien spacecraft descends on their city, Emily the astronomer and Ryan the journalist throw themselves into the investigation. But little do they knowRead More

Alien Penetration - Frank Noir

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · May 23

"Why would aliens be turned on by earth women? Perhaps their sex drive was so ridiculously strong they’d fuck anyone and anything. Perhaps Earth was being invaded by the kinkiest little bastards in the universe."
franknoir.com/ebooks/alien...

When an alien spacecraft descends on their city, Emily the astronomer and Ryan the journalist throw themselves into the investigation. But little do they knowRead More

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WhiteFeather Hunter, PhD @whitefeatherhunter.bsky.social · May 11

This is my DIY bioprinter in my kitchen, finishing up my first successful bioprint (with this machine) of a clitoris form in a homemade gelatin alginate bioink. I’m pretty sure it’s a world’s first. Tell me this isn’t the sexiest DIYbio you’ve ever seen! 🧪

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João Florêncio @noisybits.bsky.social · May 5

The Fall of the Iron Curtain as seen in Polish gay porn magazines, or, the homoerotic cartographies of “Europe.” After 1989, the European gay imaginary found new fetish objects in the men of the old regimes. 🧵

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · May 5

#erotica #porngif #NSFW