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François T. Déjeuner
@francoisdejeuner.bsky.social
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College-level programming professor (Java, C primarily) for career. Gen-X streamer with wife and friends for fun. Voice talent for beer money (and more fun). Canadian like whoah, assez français pour plaire. http://www.twitch.tv/fdejeuner
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · Dec 6
I deny permission to use my posts for any AI training purposes.

By reading or scraping this post, you hereby consent to and understand these terms.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 10h
Sumbitches who were born on third base and think they hit a triple have no business running anything. Look how fragile that man is that he'd fire you for laughing at his speech, like it was pearls of wisdom instead of simple poltroonery.

And I say this as a filthy foreigner.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 17h
François, can you describe Alberta in one word?

Yes. I'll do one better, I'll describe it with no words.
A picture of packaged bar of soap, featuring a drawing of a man with massive sideburns and shades. It is captioned: SMACK the FILTH OFF WITH A BROBRICK Top Quality, handmade SOAP from Alberta. LEATHER AND SUEDE.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 6d
Problem with this timeline: Not sure if serious or not. Can't tell.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 7d
This little group of Voyageurs is off... haha, travelling.

I'm off to prove to a disparate group of Albertans that Quebec is real and dead sexy. Or, at a minimum, this specific Quebecois fellow is.

Don't steal my stuff while I'm gone, okay? Thanks!
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 7d
I found myself on a video game developer's list, mostly because I'm involved on this from the scholastic side (I teach programming).

But I'm a goofus what posts about videbo james and the weird shit I live read.

All this to say that I empathize. Plus cats are nice.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 8d
I can say I've played and streamed a bit, and I'm equal parts being hugged by EYE Divine Cybermancy references, bewildered by the game world, and being thrashed by it.

And I'll get back to it later over the next day or two, too.

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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 10d
Well, ho-lee-cow, it has been almost exactly a year and we're finishing up "Journey to the West" this Sunday. That has been a very figurative journey.

I've got something short-ish queued up to follow, "The Nightlands," and then what? I don't know! Maybe you do?
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 12d
I've managed to bludgeon some buddies into "Jumping Jazz Cats" this eve (7 PM, EST) which promises to be both absolutely macho and absolutely... uhh... I don't even know now, I'm not supposed to know this many words.

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Live reading, GoatfishCam, and a couple of lowkey adults keeping it composed.Every time somebody hits the
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 13d
I literally drove through a small town named Petrolia just last week, and I startled when I read the caption before looking at the image.
François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 14d
I've been using the same Sony MDR 7506 for the better part of a decade. However, it has wired, which obviously does you no good.

Might suggest something else from the Sony MDR line. They may prove to be spendy, though.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 16d
I know I've kind of veered off the rails of what you were bringing up, but the very notion of a car crewing a car tickles my fancy. See also "What the Car" on Steam.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 17d
I think you should think about little kitties snoozing in a pile of warm laundry. Even if it's a computerized kitty.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 17d
Sunday: Storytime again (we're so close to the end!)
Tuesday - However long it takes: Little Kitty Big City. Sleep on warm laundry, become a budding icthyologist.
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(Since I can't alt-text this, below is screen cap of a kitten sleeping on a hamper of warm laundry.)
Steam Community :: Screenshot :: WARM LAUNDRY NAP TIMES. I felt that one deep in my bones.
Steam Community: Little Kitty, Big City. WARM LAUNDRY NAP TIMES. I felt that one deep in my bones.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 19d
I'm not supporting this Wigan Kebab. It's some English thing from Wigan. Take a small pie, and put it in a bun. It's absurd.

Rice as a filler seems like it's cheating, though. It's got a place in a cabbage roll or a burrito.
François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 19d
Just watch out for the popo, because nobody got time for a phonebook party.
François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 19d
That's not even a meat pie, it's a sandwich.

It looks like an acceptable sandwich though.

Here's a wigan kebab.
A wigan kebab: A pie seated in a bun. Because one should get more carbs with a side of carbs.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 19d
I know you shouldn't show any, and I shouldn't ask, but I'll just say I'm really curious about it.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 19d
This is where I get mine: www.glebemeatmarket.ca/meats-and-pr...

G. has developed a taste for haggis so we get one a year.
Beef Ottawa | Meats & Pre-Made Meals | Glebe Meat Market
Family owned Glebe Meat Market sells a wide range of meat in Ottawa, including beef, pork, chicken and 25 varieties of sausage, including gluten-free options.
www.glebemeatmarket.ca
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 19d
It's a bold day if you find a "steak" pie in a pub these days. Short of going to the specialty butcher, and they'll gleefully cater to the Scottish taste (and the weird French-Canadian guy).
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 19d
I'm a pie snob. I'd go to the local pub and get a steak-and-kidney affair. "pie-and-pint" specials.

I have never touched a Hot Pocket. I'm aware of them, but I've stayed well clear, even when that was all my ex kept in her house.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 19d
Are these better or worse than Wigan Kebabs?
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 19d
You had me, no lie, until you told me they weren't any good. I could have been easily convinced to tour Finland, sampling meat pies. I'm deadly serious.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 19d
Oh yeah, the previous image is from Harold Camping's website. Inky morasses of pdf tracts telling us all how this or that was certain to spell our downfall.

I've saved those tracts. I kept them for when he tried to scrub all traces of his failure from the Internet.

Françoisridge Remembers.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 19d
Well, you're still here, because you're reading this. I'm still here, because I'm writing this.

Yes, I'm smug. It's like the fourth time I can personally remember. I'll be just as smug when the next "prophet" tells us all in SimulBrainCast that it's coming real soon, for realsies this time.
A snippet from Harold Camping's website from the last fucking time they told us the world was going to end and we were all going to be raptured up or whatever. "JUDGMENT DAY, MAY 21, 2011. THE BIBLE GUARANTEES IT!" 2012 is crossed out.
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François T. Déjeuner @francoisdejeuner.bsky.social · 20d
I feel like you and I both need to start putting humourjokes in that alt text. Maybe some kind of inside reference.
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